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Title: One our female members may find useful
Post by: Jimbob on 05 August 2008, 07:41:42
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3395507.stm

Sounds good  :y
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Post by: kris9128 on 05 August 2008, 08:41:27
and so starts the downfall of man.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 09:20:04
:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 August 2008, 09:22:15
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)
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Post by: kris9128 on 05 August 2008, 09:40:43
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)


not gonna ask how you know this works.  :-X :P ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: waspy on 05 August 2008, 09:44:31
It'll never replace a good tongue  :P :P :P :P :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 10:44:41
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It'll never replace a good tongue  :P :P :P :P :-* :-* :-* :-*

.....or a sliced ham. ::)
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Post by: Jimbob on 05 August 2008, 10:45:47
the mind boggles!

what about a butternut squash?
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Post by: Jay w on 05 August 2008, 10:49:41
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.....or a sliced ham
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what about a butternut squash
Now that just wrong!!!! :D

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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 11:03:45
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It'll never replace a good tongue  :P :P :P :P :-* :-* :-* :-*

.....or a sliced ham. ::)

I meant in a sandwich!  :o

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 05 August 2008, 11:05:26
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It'll never replace a good tongue  :P :P :P :P :-* :-* :-* :-*

.....or a sliced ham. ::)

I meant in a sandwich!  :o

 ;D ;D ;D

Bloody hell Debs, you are adventureous!!!!

thought that sort of thing only happened in dodgy films  ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 11:08:02
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Bloody hell Debs, you are adventureous!!!!

thought that sort of thing only happened in dodgy films  ;D

 :-[ I`d better stop digging......the hole`s deep enough! ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 05 August 2008, 11:09:53
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Bloody hell Debs, you are adventureous!!!!

thought that sort of thing only happened in dodgy films  ;D

 :-[ I`d better stop digging......the hole`s deep enough! ;D

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Too much information  ;D  (maybe thats down to the butternut squash  ;D ;D ;D)


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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 August 2008, 11:11:10
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)


not gonna ask how you know this works.  :-X :P ;D ;D ;D
Im a man of the world :-X ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 11:12:39
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)


not gonna ask how you know this works.  :-X :P ;D ;D ;D
Im a man of the world :-X ;D

Would the ECU store that as a fault code?  ;)
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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 August 2008, 11:16:11
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)


not gonna ask how you know this works.  :-X :P ;D ;D ;D
Im a man of the world :-X ;D

Would the ECU store that as a fault code?  ;)
I was going to say that it wouldn't do your cats any good but Jimbobs about and he will know doubt mention something about pussies ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 August 2008, 11:16:25
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)


not gonna ask how you know this works.  :-X :P ;D ;D ;D
Im a man of the world :-X ;D

Would the ECU store that as a fault code?  ;)

Yes, code 19 'crack sensor incorrect signal'
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Post by: Jimbob on 05 August 2008, 11:18:16
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 11:24:46
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 05 August 2008, 12:49:15
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:( [size=16]Gutted![/size]....the link to the company doesn`t work! ;D
Save some money Debs and swap a couple of plug leads over on the Miggie, give it 6000 revs and sit on the bonnet ::)


not gonna ask how you know this works.  :-X :P ;D ;D ;D
Im a man of the world :-X ;D

Would the ECU store that as a fault code?  ;)

Yes, code 19 'crack sensor incorrect signal'

before I read the post I was thinkin of that ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 August 2008, 14:41:30
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: JueV6 on 05 August 2008, 14:45:29
SWMBO'd is walking around shaking her head, ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: ians on 05 August 2008, 16:13:35
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Bloody hell Debs, you are adventureous!!!!

thought that sort of thing only happened in dodgy films  ;D

 :-[ I`d better stop digging......the hole`s deep enough! ;D

/InnunendoDetectorMode=max

Too much information  ;D  (maybe thats down to the butternut squash  ;D ;D ;D)


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oh dear, I'm trying to stop crying that was so funny.
don't think that lady with the girl thingy avatar a month or so ago would have been too impressed though ;) ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 17:00:09
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Bloody hell Debs, you are adventureous!!!!

thought that sort of thing only happened in dodgy films  ;D

 :-[ I`d better stop digging......the hole`s deep enough! ;D

/InnunendoDetectorMode=max

Too much information  ;D  (maybe thats down to the butternut squash  ;D ;D ;D)


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oh dear, I'm trying to stop crying that was so funny.
don't think that lady with the girl thingy avatar a month or so ago would have been too impressed though ;) ;D

......you mean the lady with the nice feline?  ::)

 :-[ Don`t remind me! :'(
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Post by: ians on 05 August 2008, 17:19:38
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Bloody hell Debs, you are adventureous!!!!

thought that sort of thing only happened in dodgy films  ;D

 :-[ I`d better stop digging......the hole`s deep enough! ;D

/InnunendoDetectorMode=max

Too much information  ;D  (maybe thats down to the butternut squash  ;D ;D ;D)


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oh dear, I'm trying to stop crying that was so funny.
don't think that lady with the girl thingy avatar a month or so ago would have been too impressed though ;) ;D

......you mean the lady with the nice feline?  ::)

 :-[ Don`t remind me! :'(

..the furry one, yes.   (sorry :-[)
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Post by: amigov6 on 05 August 2008, 19:05:00
I could say so much.................I'd like to be the bonnet! ::)
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Post by: Debs. on 05 August 2008, 19:28:09
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I could say so much.................I'd like to be the bonnet! ::)

 ::) Pop your hood M`am: I`ll give you a service! (as they say in America) ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 05 August 2008, 22:05:34
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I could say so much.................I'd like to be the bonnet! ::)

 ::) Pop your hood M`am: I`ll give you a service! (as they say in America) ;D

Deb's I am shocked, fancy lowering the tone like that.............. i thought we left that to Ljay...... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 07 August 2008, 19:41:08
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I could say so much.................I'd like to be the bonnet! ::)

 ::) Pop your hood M`am: I`ll give you a service! (as they say in America) ;D

Deb's I am shocked, fancy lowering the tone like that.............. i thought we left that to Ljay...... ;D ;D ;D

What are you saying Mike!
Can't believe this thread passed me by till now!!!! :o
You lot are disgraceful!! :o
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Post by: amigov6 on 07 August 2008, 19:57:14
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I could say so much.................I'd like to be the bonnet! ::)

 ::) Pop your hood M`am: I`ll give you a service! (as they say in America) ;D

Deb's I am shocked, fancy lowering the tone like that.............. i thought we left that to Ljay...... ;D ;D ;D

What are you saying Mike!
Can't believe this thread passed me by till now!!!! :o
You lot are disgraceful!! :o
Yup!!!!!!!!!!! 8-)
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Post by: Lazydocker on 07 August 2008, 20:05:49
I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D
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Post by: LJay on 07 August 2008, 21:09:49
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 07 August 2008, 21:20:51
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I could say so much.................I'd like to be the bonnet! ::)

 ::) Pop your hood M`am: I`ll give you a service! (as they say in America) ;D

Deb's I am shocked, fancy lowering the tone like that.............. i thought we left that to Ljay...... ;D ;D ;D

What are you saying Mike!
Can't believe this thread passed me by till now!!!! :o
You lot are disgraceful!! :o

Absolutely.....
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 07 August 2008, 21:21:35
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,
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Post by: Lazydocker on 07 August 2008, 21:54:26
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Lazydocker on 07 August 2008, 21:55:11
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Just living up to my name.... Although I think I proved it wrong at the East Anglia meet
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 August 2008, 21:58:59
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

What is foreplay.  I never heard of that before.  How does it work.  Does it plug into a Wii or an XBox?
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 07 August 2008, 22:00:22
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

What is foreplay.  I never heard of that before.  How does it work.  Does it plug into a Wii or an XBox?

No, its a word used in cricket when playing a ball you think you can hit to the boudary with a bounce.
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Post by: Debs. on 07 August 2008, 22:03:01
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,

 ::).....or the less common Licentious-Leporid; "Pubic Hare" ;D
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Post by: LJay on 07 August 2008, 22:07:21
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,

 ::).....or the less common Licentious-Leporid; "Pubic Hare" ;D

careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)
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Post by: Tony H on 07 August 2008, 22:19:27
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,

 ::).....or the less common Licentious-Leporid; "Pubic Hare" ;D

careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)
Wrong a "rabbit" can't remove spiders from the bath! ::)
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Post by: Jimbob on 07 August 2008, 22:22:28
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,

 ::).....or the less common Licentious-Leporid; "Pubic Hare" ;D

careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)
Wrong a "rabbit" can't remove spiders from the bath! ::)

You can hit em with it!

probably want to wash it before you use it again though...

you may suffer with REAL spiders legs otherwise  :-[
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Post by: LJay on 07 August 2008, 22:23:10
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,

 ::).....or the less common Licentious-Leporid; "Pubic Hare" ;D

careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)
Wrong a "rabbit" can't remove spiders from the bath! ::)

It can be used to bash them to a small enough pulp to go down the plug hole!!! :D
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Post by: Tony H on 07 August 2008, 23:40:07
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I'd missed this post :o :o :o :o

Does that count as foreplay :question :question ::) ::) :D :D :D

No it doesn't! Don't be lazy!! ;D

Isn't that the job of chaz and daves mate......Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit,

 ::).....or the less common Licentious-Leporid; "Pubic Hare" ;D

careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)
Wrong a "rabbit" can't remove spiders from the bath! ::)

It can be used to bash them to a small enough pulp to go down the plug hole!!! :D
But that's cruel remember "you reap what you sow" ::)
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Post by: stuart30 on 07 August 2008, 23:46:20
[/quote]careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)[/quote]

Dont you find the droppings in your bedside draw annoying  :-?
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Post by: Jimbob on 08 August 2008, 07:14:25
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Dont you find the droppings in your bedside draw annoying  :-?
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Tell me about it! never seen so many used batteries  ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 08 August 2008, 07:22:59
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careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)

Dont you find the droppings in your bedside draw annoying  :-?
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Tell me about it! never seen so many used batteries  
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 ;D Heaven is a fresh set of Duracell.....`bless that Energizer bunny; he just keeps going and going......! ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 08 August 2008, 07:47:40
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careful boys! you lot may become a thing or the past now us girls have rabbits!!! ;)

Dont you find the droppings in your bedside draw annoying  :-?


Tell me about it! never seen so many used batteries  
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 ;D Heaven is a fresh set of Duracell.....`bless that Energizer bunny; he just keeps going and going......! ;D
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If only!  I buy em buy the 100!  :-X