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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mister Rog on 21 September 2017, 09:39:44
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Across the various online news sources
MURDER !
STABBINGS !
EARTHQUAKES !
HURRICANES !
BREXIT CRAP !
TRUMPISMS !
Etc, etc
Online news headline near where I live . . . . .
LATEST NEWS (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/cows-swimming-across-welsh-river-13643925)
I like where I live :y
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Next week the headline will be, " Disappointed cows drown trying to cross swollen river for second time as the grass wasn't actually greener..."
There be a moral in them thar fields ::)
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Daily Mail headline: Immigrant cows risk innocent lives by crossing river to steal our grass!
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Mister Rog, you are NOT free from crime! There was a report of a major incident in a link article on that news bulletin where a hardened criminal discarded not one but TWO sugar sachets in Macdonald's car park and to reflect the seriousness of this dastardly deed, he was fined nearly £800, to reflect the seriousness of his felony.
You certainly know how to make the punishment fit the crime there!
Ron.
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I still remember from years ago the headline of the local newspaper ran "Percy the pigeon flies home" :D We certainly knew how to live life to the full back then ;D ;D ;D
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Daily Mail headline: Immigrant cows risk innocent lives by crossing river to steal our grass!
;D ;D ;D ;D
But true though isn't it ::) Must be true if it's in the Mail ???
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"True" and "Mail" in the same sentence? An English teacher would use that as a fine example of an oxymoron!
Ron.
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Hoping it was "Vauxhall to re-launch Omega with Corvette V8" oh well can live in hope!
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The skidmarks wouldn't only come from the tyres with that! ;D
Ron.
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Water Bovines! That's udderly amoozing! :D ;D
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The skidmarks wouldn't only come from the tyres with that! ;D
Ron.
First one, then the other!