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Title: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Mister Rog on 21 September 2017, 09:39:44


Across the various online news sources

MURDER !
STABBINGS !
EARTHQUAKES !
HURRICANES !
BREXIT CRAP !
TRUMPISMS !

Etc, etc


Online news headline near where I live . . . . .

 LATEST NEWS (http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/cows-swimming-across-welsh-river-13643925)

I like where I live    :y





Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 September 2017, 09:50:32
Next week the headline will be, " Disappointed cows drown trying to cross swollen river for second time as the grass wasn't actually greener..."

There be a moral in them thar fields ::)
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Gaffers on 21 September 2017, 10:19:33
Daily Mail headline:  Immigrant cows risk innocent lives by crossing river to steal our grass!
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Bigron on 21 September 2017, 10:24:45
Mister Rog, you are NOT free from crime! There was a report of a major incident in a link article on that news bulletin where a hardened criminal discarded not one but TWO sugar sachets in Macdonald's car park and to reflect the seriousness of this dastardly deed, he was fined nearly £800, to reflect the seriousness of his felony.
You certainly know how to make the punishment fit the crime there!

Ron.
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: BazaJT on 21 September 2017, 19:22:35
I still remember from years ago the headline of the local newspaper ran "Percy the pigeon flies home" :D We certainly knew how to live life to the full back then ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Mister Rog on 21 September 2017, 21:13:19
Quote from: Guffer on 21 September 2017, 10:19:33
Daily Mail headline:  Immigrant cows risk innocent lives by crossing river to steal our grass!


 ;D     ;D     ;D     ;D

But true though isn't it  ::)  Must be true if it's in the Mail    ???

Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Bigron on 21 September 2017, 21:22:57
"True" and "Mail" in the same sentence? An English teacher would use that as a fine example of an oxymoron!

Ron.
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: grifter on 21 September 2017, 21:42:01
Hoping it was "Vauxhall to re-launch Omega with Corvette V8" oh well can live in hope!
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Bigron on 21 September 2017, 21:44:16
The skidmarks wouldn't only come from the tyres with that!  ;D

Ron.
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 September 2017, 00:19:15
Water Bovines!  That's udderly amoozing!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: BIG NEWS ! ! !
Post by: grifter on 22 September 2017, 17:48:54
Quote from: Bigron on 21 September 2017, 21:44:16
The skidmarks wouldn't only come from the tyres with that!  ;D

Ron.

First one, then the other!