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Title: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2017, 14:15:11
Nine days since they took her from me :-\
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Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 September 2017, 17:26:39
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: STEMO on 22 September 2017, 17:33:00
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D
Errrrr....yuk  :P



Note the smiley  ;D
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2017, 17:38:19
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything. :-\

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green' :)

Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: STEMO on 22 September 2017, 19:22:25
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything. :-\

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green' :)
You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2017, 19:39:41
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything. :-\

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green' :)
You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

Jimmy seems the type to own a horse, dead or otherwise.

I lmagine Jimmy plays polo with Rupert and Crispin. ;)
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: STEMO on 22 September 2017, 20:07:51
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything. :-\

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green' :)
You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

Jimmy seems the type to own a horse, dead or otherwise.

I lmagine Jimmy plays polo with Rupert and Crispin. ;)
Nah. I reckon he gets in from work, eats pie and chips, farts, and falls asleep in front of Eastenders.
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2017, 20:15:09
A taste of black pussy somehow seems more appealing than a taste of red pussy!  :-\  ;D

I prefer the black to the red but I suppose we can't have everything. :-\

.........I count my blessings that my new car is not a variety of 'snotty green' :)
You’re flogging Jimmy’s dead horse.

Jimmy seems the type to own a horse, dead or otherwise.

I lmagine Jimmy plays polo with Rupert and Crispin. ;)
Nah. I reckon he gets in from work, eats pie and chips, farts, and falls asleep in front of Eastenders.

Nah....that'll be Albitz.

Jimmy is a posh little sod. :)
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 22 September 2017, 20:46:05
EastEnders ! Me ? Howvery dare you. Were an Emmerdale / Corrie household.  :P
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 September 2017, 20:47:40
EastEnders ! Me ? Howvery dare you. Were an Emmerdale / Corrie household.  :P
Once uncorked, there's no getting that inner northern back in the bottle :P
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2017, 21:15:46
I don't watch any soaps. Utter utter crap with story lines and acting that could hardly be any worse.

 However, I suppose the soaps are entertainment for nosey old women when they come home from bingo.
Title: Re: Fancy a taste of black pussy?.....this looks familiar.
Post by: Viral_Jim on 22 September 2017, 21:54:09
As it seems to be a source of some inexplicable interest...

I don't, in fact, play polo. But I do have school friends who do  :o. I traded four legs for four wheels as soon as I was old enough to voice an opinion on the matter.

My evening routine is generally to arrive home at about 20.00, feed the muts while SWMBO cooks the dinner, eat, drink at least a 3/4 bottle of the best red in the house, while watching something on the TV (no soaps - ever). Then set the alarm for 05.25 and pass out so I am bright eyed and bushy tailed to get out there and do it all over again  :y.