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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: M16 on 10 August 2008, 09:59:57
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Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life..
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms ! - because life is complicated enough.
HalifaxCondoms - Always Giving You Extra
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Harpic condoms - gets right under the rim !!!
Domestos condoms kills 99% of germs
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world
Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!
Mr Muscle condoms - loves the jobs you hate
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A guy pulled an older woman at The Grafton club in Liverpool last night.
She was a right sort for 52, they drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if he'd ever had the “sportsman’s double"- a mother and daughter threesome?
He said no.
They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was his lucky night.
They went back to her place.
She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:
'Mum you still awake?'
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http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215612440 :P :P :P
And leave the grafton alone, I used to have many happy 'grab a granny' nights in there. :y
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That condom list went around work last week...
My reply was,
Trojan Condoms are a hugh seller in the US, Why FFS?!?!?
Does no one over there know the Trojan horse story ?
Some thing large yet harmless looking is let in side a secure area after lots of dancing and alcohol, only to for loads of little fella's to spill out and cause havoc in the early hours...
I rest my case for the worse product name ever.
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Some good brands there ;D ;D ;D :y
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Very good Damien! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
How about Vauxhalls Corsa Condoms - C'mon! :D ;)
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Thats a good one Lizzie :)
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;D ;D ;D
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polo condom... lmao :y