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Title: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 13:06:41
Minding my own business doing about 75 MPH in my XFR.

Suddenly from out of nowhere a pigeon impacts the passenger door mirror (causing it to fold back) before the said pigeon ' messily smears itself' across the passenger window.

The jolt was almighty and when I checked in the drivers mirror 'a ball of feathers and mangled pigeon bones' made the following car take evasive action.

When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.



 

 
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: tunnie on 31 December 2017, 13:09:17
Jag 1. Pigeon 0.  :)
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 13:18:48
Jag 1. Pigeon 0.  :)

The unhinged little shit seemed to try for a 'take off' just as I was passing.

Baby pigeons will go hungry because daddy isn't coming home.
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: ronnyd on 31 December 2017, 13:43:50
Murderer ;D
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: Viral_Jim on 31 December 2017, 14:12:55
Baby pigeons will go hungry because daddy isn't coming home.

But if you take a spatula to your wing mirror, you and the good lady Opti will not ;)
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: TheBoy on 31 December 2017, 14:34:37
When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.
Probably just as well, as my mirror glasses are well over £200, and allegedly the entire mirror with glass and sensors is £2k :o
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 14:36:07
When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.
Probably just as well, as my mirror glasses are well over £200, and allegedly the entire mirror with glass and sensors is £2k :o

Fook that.
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: STEMO on 31 December 2017, 15:21:26
We train pigeons up here, the next one I send down will hit the windscreen right in front of your face.  :)
Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2017, 16:02:17
We train pigeons up here, the next one I send down will hit the windscreen right in front of your face.  :)


Racing pigeons....racing whippets...... elegant sexy women in joggers with a pint of cider and a kebab.....cloth caps and tripe. It all sounds very exciting to a dullard like me

I believe that Barnsley is twinned with Royston Vasey.



Title: Re: Bloody suicidal pigeon.
Post by: biggriffin on 01 January 2018, 20:15:11
When I arrived home I was amazed that the mirror was not broken......or damaged in any way.
Probably just as well, as my mirror glasses are well over £200, and allegedly the entire mirror with glass and sensors is £2k :o

Fook that.
 

What the pigeon,