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Title: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Jimbob on 21 February 2018, 22:10:10: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43147991
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35: ;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: STEMO on 21 February 2018, 22:13:14: Probably Mr Rog, attempting one of his medical procedures.
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Mister Rog on 21 February 2018, 22:47:17: Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)

It was 2cm . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh damn :-[
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Mister Rog on 21 February 2018, 22:47:49: Quote from: STEMO on 21 February 2018, 22:13:14
Probably Mr Rog, attempting one of his medical procedures.

Nah, just enjoying myself ::)
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Varche on 21 February 2018, 22:50:59: Quote from: Mister Rog on 21 February 2018, 22:47:17
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)

It was 2cm . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh damn :-[

Top man, must have taken a lot of balls to own up to that.
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 February 2018, 23:51:39: I know spanners are designed to tighten nuts, but......... ::)
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 February 2018, 01:08:11: Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)

Adjustable? :)
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: YZ250 on 22 February 2018, 05:34:57: Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)

It was a King Dick apparently. :)
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: alfie on 22 February 2018, 07:08:43: It wasn't me, honest!
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Andy B on 22 February 2018, 11:40:00: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 22 February 2018, 01:08:11
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)

Adjustable? :)

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: ronnyd on 22 February 2018, 19:55:57: Quote from: YZ250 on 22 February 2018, 05:34:57
Quote from: Andy B on 21 February 2018, 22:12:35
;D ;D ;D ;D

I wonder size spanner were talking ...... ::)

It was a King Dick apparently. :)
Good one ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 February 2018, 20:30:23: I've heard of cock rings, but.... ::) ;D
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Automaticman on 24 February 2018, 16:55:51: King Dick I like that, sure I have one somewhere, best leave well alone :P
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 24 February 2018, 17:02:08: I remember one job we had when I was in the Ambulance Service where we got called to a male collapsed, to cut a long story short the male could only get an erection by having a pen inserted into his arsehole , this had been done but had disappeared ! When we got to casualty I explained this fellows predicament & the first question from the nurse was " Is it a Parker or Papermate ?
Title: Re: Own up.....Who was it
Post by: Mister Rog on 24 February 2018, 17:49:30: Quote from: Tilbo on 24 February 2018, 17:02:08
I remember one job we had when I was in the Ambulance Service where we got called to a male collapsed, to cut a long story short the male could only get an erection by having a pen inserted into his arsehole , this had been done but had disappeared ! When we got to casualty I explained this fellows predicament & the first question from the nurse was " Is it a Parker or Papermate ?

Whe I worked in the |NHS we onece had a bloke in with a vibrator that had "disappeared".

He was taken to the operating theatre to get it removed . . . .

. . . . but he said no, could we just change the batteries ?