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Title: Women Drivers :-)
Post by: M16 on 13 August 2008, 07:48:40

This morning on the Motorway
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Mondeo doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily. but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. in all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Mobile away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!
  

Title: Re: Women Drivers :-)
Post by: Debs. on 13 August 2008, 08:38:21

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: maria on 13 August 2008, 12:07:12

Good one ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: bappy on 13 August 2008, 13:08:17

good one :) like it

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 13 August 2008, 14:53:48

Excellent.  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Jimbob on 13 August 2008, 19:17:03

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 13 August 2008, 19:49:07

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: LJay on 13 August 2008, 19:54:12

made me chuckle! ;D

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Post by: amigov6 on 13 August 2008, 20:25:53

They can drift into my lane if they like...doubt i'll even feel the collision while boiling my kettle!!!!!!! 8-)

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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 13 August 2008, 20:37:32

was expecting something serious  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Women Drivers :-)
Post by: waspy on 13 August 2008, 20:45:15

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was expecting something serious  ;D ;D ;D

And me  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y