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Title: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 30 March 2018, 20:09:45
Just watching the final of mastermind 2018, six men vying for the title. No females at all. So we are more intelligenter  ;D than them, we'd beat the shit out of them in a fight, and men can even do womens work, cooking, better than them.
If you want equal pay, you're gonna have to try harder, much harder.
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 20:13:42
It will soon be time for Wimbledon where the women's champion gets paid exactly the same as the men's champion for working half the hours. :-\
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 20:16:53
They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets. :-\
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 30 March 2018, 20:20:59
They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets. :-\
They are not physically capable. But, no worries, there are plans afoot to reduce the men's matches to three sets.
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 30 March 2018, 20:27:13
I see Kate's online, so I'm going now. Wouldn't like a punch off her  ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2018, 20:28:38
They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets. :-\
They are not physically capable. But, no worries, there are plans afoot to reduce the men's matches to three sets.

Well.....if the girlies are too delicate to play five sets they should only get 3/5ths of the mens pay.

It's like asking a man in Tesco or Asda to work 10 hours for the same pay as a woman working 6 hours.

Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 30 March 2018, 22:36:21
They want equality of pay but they don't want to play 5 sets. :-\
They are not physically capable. But, no worries, there are plans afoot to reduce the men's matches to three sets.

Well.....if the girlies are too delicate to play five sets they should only get 3/5ths of the mens pay.

It's like asking a man in Tesco or Asda to work 10 hours for the same pay as a woman working 6 hours.
Exactly, and we all know it should be the other way around, because a man can do in six hours what a woman would take 10 hours to do.
I think we should replace them with dolls for sex and test tubes for babies.  ;D

Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Gaffers on 31 March 2018, 03:03:55
I can't wait for you to kick the bucket/leave OOF/have an epiphany on your life choices.

All joking aside, your comments account for a number of upsets on the forum and TBF I don't care for them.  If you feel the need to troll people there are plenty of willing victims on arsebook.
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2018, 08:33:32
I can't wait for you to kick the bucket/leave OOF/have an epiphany on your life choices.

All joking aside, your comments account for a number of upsets on the forum and TBF I don't care for them.  If you feel the need to troll people there are plenty of willing victims on arsebook.
Anyone who takes my posts seriously enough to be posting about them in the middle of the night needs their head examining. I have no intention of dying or leaving and an epiphany is completely out of the question.
You're feeding the troll BTW.  :)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: biggriffin on 31 March 2018, 09:07:13
I can't wait for you to kick the bucket/leave OOF/have an epiphany on your life choices.

All joking aside, your comments account for a number of upsets on the forum and TBF I don't care for them.  If you feel the need to troll people there are plenty of willing victims on arsebook.


I do like it when the pc brigade roll up on there bikes, moaning about something,, because they've been offended...  when the cull has been I vote stemo as minster for common sense, and lord Opti minster for females.
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Gaffers on 31 March 2018, 10:28:28
That's the first time I have been accused of being PC ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Shackeng on 31 March 2018, 17:17:30
I'm sorry Matt, but if you take Steve seriously you should stop taking the tablets for a while. 8)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: BazaJT on 31 March 2018, 17:18:51
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2018, 17:32:16
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: BazaJT on 31 March 2018, 17:39:01
In their defence Opti some of them do scrub up well[ultimate compliment there]but tackling them in a fight is still a dodgy proposition ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2018, 17:58:52
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2018, 18:20:34
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2018, 19:04:06
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid  ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2018, 19:20:06
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid  ;D

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children. :)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2018, 19:23:36
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid  ;D

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children. :)
Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals.  ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2018, 19:26:06
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid  ;D

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children. :)
Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals.  ;D

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head. :)

They are not the page 3 'stunners' you have to fight off in exotic Barnsley.
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2018, 19:27:32
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid  ;D

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children. :)
Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals.  ;D

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head. :)
Hmmmmm........a bit like a penis then. Don't think I'd like my good lady to look like a dick head.  ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Shackeng on 31 March 2018, 19:29:35
No, two in one house would be too much. ::)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2018, 19:31:03
Don't tell the women of Barnsley you'd beat the shit out of them in a fight else you might find otherwise :D ;D ;D ;D

'Women of Barnsley' sounds too sophisticated, Mr Baza.

Grizzled toothless crones from a Godless northern pit town is probably more apt. :)
Wouldn't stop you after your strong vodka, I'll wager. Or maybe even without the vodka.

Perhaps not but I'd still need a blindfold. :)
For the lady to wear? You have mentioned before that you're one ugly bastid  ;D

Yep. Excessively ugly. Enough to scare the horses and small children. :)
Shouldn't think it makes much difference where you come from. The ladies from around there seem content with farmyard animals.  ;D

Fortunately for me their vision is poor having just a single eye in the centre of their head. :)
Hmmmmm........a bit like a penis then. Don't think I'd like my good lady to look like a dick head.  ;D

I can't compete. Barnsley women are known throughout europe for their beauty. Paris...Milan...Rome....Barnsley. :)
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2018, 19:31:56
No, two in one house would be too much. ::)

Now that is witty. ;D
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2018, 19:33:11
No, two in one house would be too much. ::)
Who fickin woke you up, old fella?  ;D
I was rather expecting that answer from Opti, I left it wide open for him, in fact  :P
Title: Re: Equal pay/rights for women
Post by: Shackeng on 31 March 2018, 19:34:03
I only wait for open goals. ::) ::) ::)