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Title: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 22:49:31

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Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 22:50:11

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Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 22:53:33
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Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 22:54:11
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Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: LJay on 14 August 2008, 22:55:44
not bored! senile! ;D :-*
Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 14 August 2008, 22:57:51
Bloody hell those MOD cut backs really have hurt our armed forces!!!! :P :P ::)
Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 23:01:39
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not bored! senile! ;D :-*


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Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: LJay on 14 August 2008, 23:03:26
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not bored! senile! ;D :-*


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Lol! You've met our tig then!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 23:27:23

That Much As A Doctor.

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 August 2008, 23:29:03

Breaking news

The doctor called Mrs. Cooney over and gave her the news. "I'm afraid your husband has a very serious illness. In fact, it might be fatal.

There are two things you have to do to save his life. First, you'll have to fix him three home-cooked meals a day for the rest of his life. And second, you'll have to make love to him every day without fail."

"I'll break the news to him myself," she said.

Stepping across the waiting room to her husband Mrs. Cooney announced, "Guess what, Cooney. You're gonna die!!"
Title: Re: Thats Right - I'm Bored
Post by: maria on 15 August 2008, 11:31:25
 ;D ;D ;D ;D