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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 July 2018, 22:01:57

Title: Bird Shit
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 July 2018, 22:01:57

I've had a big splodge of black bird shit on my osf wing for about a month.  ::)  I washed it off today and the lacquer came off with it.  :'(  It's my fault I know for being a lazy arse.  :-[  ::)

Given there's no colour matching to do, is it easy enough to repair with a rattle can?  ???  :-\

Title: Re: Bird Shit
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 July 2018, 22:04:41

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 12 July 2018, 22:01:57

I've had a big splodge of black bird shit on my osf wing for about a month.  ::)  I washed it off today and the lacquer came off with it.  :'(  It's my fault I know for being a lazy arse.  :-[  ::)

Given there's no colour matching to do, is it easy enough to repair with a rattle can?  ???  :-\

Black women are usually very well presented.

You need to choose your girlfriends more carefully.

Title: Re: Bird Shit
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 July 2018, 22:36:04

 ;D

I don't know what colour this particular bird was M'lud, but judging by the colour of it's poop it had been drinking copious amounts of Guinness!  ::)

There have been recent reports of pissed seagulls in the West Country, which could be awful as the delinquent bastards are bad enough normally!  ::)  Imagine a pissed up seagull out looking for a fight!  :o  :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44736447

Title: Re: Bird Shit
Post by: Varche on 13 July 2018, 10:24:21

Hmm. During my rcent visit to Yorkshire. I observed a lot of cars plastered with gull shite. One day mine got it too.  My dad had black crap on his knees one day. Supposedly lucky. Who makes that up and whathad the bird ate! Maybe it was black pudding washed downby Guinness  .