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Title: When I die....
Post by: STEMO on 18 October 2018, 14:39:43
.....I am going to leave strict instructions that I am not to be transported around the area in a fickin hearse. At least once a week I am held up in a long queue doing around 10mph, a hearse followed by 5-10 cars with black pennants and a huge backlog of buses, trucks and cars.
It's getting worse, obviously, because there are more old people falling off their perch each year, and road traffic is increasing.
It's an outdated, inconsiderate way of doing things.
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Varche on 18 October 2018, 14:46:56
Simplz. Leave instructions for the hearse to be driven on or above the limit. last one to the wake buys everyone a drink.
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 October 2018, 15:18:14
.....I am going to leave strict instructions that I am not to be transported around the area in a fickin hearse. At least once a week I am held up in a long queue doing around 10mph, a hearse followed by 5-10 cars with black pennants and a huge backlog of buses, trucks and cars.
It's getting worse, obviously, because there are more old people falling off their perch each year, and road traffic is increasing.
It's an outdated, inconsiderate way of doing things.


We do have a problem with far too many old unproductive people living far too long. It is not sustainable and a huge burden on the taxpayer.

Should TB's cull ever be implemented I suggest he start with old people over the age of eighty. The savings will be enormous with regard to pensions, and use of the NHS.

Too few people of working age paying for an ever-growing number of old people and this will eventually bankrupt the country. :)

I believe STMO is offering to depart this mortal coil now.....hence his post. :y





Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 October 2018, 16:47:30
Simplz. Leave instructions for the hearse to be driven on or above the limit. last one to the wake buys everyone a drink.
Worked for my mate Johnty. RIP. :y


We do have a problem with far too many old unproductive people living far too long. It is not sustainable and a huge burden on the taxpayer.

With more of them being ploughed over by speeding hearses there'll be no problem. :y
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 October 2018, 16:49:59
Could be a market for black E63 estates... Strokes chin ::)
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: ronnyd on 18 October 2018, 19:03:43
Can,t even sling you in the wheelie bin either as that holds up all the local traffic on collection day. :-X
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 18 October 2018, 19:08:34
Should be stuffed & mounted..😉
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Lagondanet on 18 October 2018, 19:12:08
I've booked this.

(http://www.vassard.dk/lagonda/pictures/13059/13059-061.jpg)
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 October 2018, 19:13:42
Should be stuffed & mounted..😉

Surely all sex should cease after death. ;)
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 October 2018, 19:15:13
I've booked this.

(http://www.vassard.dk/lagonda/pictures/13059/13059-061.jpg)

Love the proper old-school tyres.........tyres with air rather than running on the rim. :y
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 October 2018, 20:08:37
I've booked this.

(http://www.vassard.dk/lagonda/pictures/13059/13059-061.jpg)

Love the proper old-school tyres.........tyres with air rather than running on the rim. :y

.. and that wedge at the front will take no prisoners, ref my previous post. :y
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Mister Rog on 18 October 2018, 21:01:42

Soylent Green

It really is the answer   ::)

Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Mister Rog on 18 October 2018, 21:29:10

Soylent Green

It really is the answer   ::)

In case you don't know the film . . . . . SPOILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: STEMO on 18 October 2018, 21:30:48

Soylent Green

It really is the answer   ::)

In case you don't know the film . . . . . SPOILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4
I mentioned it earlier in another thread.  :)
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Bigron on 18 October 2018, 21:33:45
As one of the Muppets said - "Soylent Green..... they're people, right?" :y :y

Ron.
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: Rods2 on 18 October 2018, 23:48:42
Should be stuffed & mounted..😉

Surely all sex should cease after death. ;)

I don't think that ever deterred Jimmy Savile. :o :o :o
Title: Re: When I die....
Post by: aaronjb on 19 October 2018, 08:37:47
I've booked this.

I take back everything I've ever said about the (normal) Lagonda being the ugliest Aston ever made (no offence, Lagondanet ;)) ;D :o