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Title: Snowflakes
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 October 2018, 22:23:19: It had been snowing all night. So at ....

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Jokes section, but it's snow joke! ;D
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: Bigron on 21 October 2018, 22:31:46: Coming to a location near you soon.....

Ron.
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: Andy B on 21 October 2018, 23:31:34: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: STEMO on 22 October 2018, 06:28:01: We could always fight back, I suppose ::)
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: Varche on 22 October 2018, 08:44:51: Good luck with that.
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: deviator on 22 October 2018, 10:09:15: Frighteningly true.
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 October 2018, 10:30:06: Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive. :)
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: ronnyd on 22 October 2018, 21:33:48: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 October 2018, 10:30:06
Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive. :)
Thought they,d gone tits up. :-\
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: STEMO on 22 October 2018, 21:35:00: Quote from: ronnyd on 22 October 2018, 21:33:48
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 October 2018, 10:30:06
Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive. :)
Thought they,d gone tits up. :-\
Tits up! That's gotta be sexist :)
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: ronnyd on 22 October 2018, 21:36:40: Hope so. :D
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: STEMO on 22 October 2018, 21:37:50: Quote from: ronnyd on 22 October 2018, 21:36:40
Hope so. :D
Not as sexist as "Tits out!" though. ;D
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: Rods2 on 22 October 2018, 21:42:58: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 October 2018, 10:30:06
Mothercare will need to change it's name to something more PC.....and inclusive. :)

Fathercare and Women sized tissues should fix all this week's worldly problems. :o :o :o
Title: Re: Snowflakes
Post by: Mister Rog on 22 October 2018, 23:53:35: ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjUaGmPLWFs