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Title: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 13:18:56
I will be driving from Barnsley to Sheffield to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Sheffield to Barnsley.
All so sonny boy can play a few games of backgammon.  :(
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 13:20:18
At least they are all areas of outstanding natural beauty.  ;D
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Varche on 06 December 2018, 13:24:48
Hopefully in a reliable and economical car.  ;D

Make sure you have plenty of Werthers and acouple ofcopies of the Puzzler.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 13:26:57
Hopefully in a reliable and economical car.  ;D

Make sure you have plenty of Werthers and acouple ofcopies of the Puzzler.
Surely I'd be arrested for doing puzzles on the M62?  :o
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 06 December 2018, 13:27:22
In an Astra ? You have my deepest sympathy.  :D
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 13:29:56
In an Astra ? You have my deepest sympathy.  :D
My diesel astra elite is as comfortable as my omega was....just bigger.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 06 December 2018, 14:21:29
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 14:28:09
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ
Poor Fido.  :(
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 15:00:51
I will be driving from Barnsley to Sheffield to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Sheffield to Barnsley.
All so sonny boy can play a few games of backgammon.  :(


Sounds most exciting. ::)

Just imagine how many tin baths hanging on shithouse walls you'll see along the way. :)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Varche on 06 December 2018, 15:01:59
Hopefully in a reliable and economical car.  ;D

Make sure you have plenty of Werthers and acouple ofcopies of the Puzzler.
Surely I'd be arrested for doing puzzles on the M62?  :o

No Cruise on Elite Astras?   :o  No down time at each venue?
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 16:00:41
Living life in the fast lane ..
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 16:34:44
Hopefully in a reliable and economical car.  ;D

Make sure you have plenty of Werthers and acouple ofcopies of the Puzzler.
Surely I'd be arrested for doing puzzles on the M62?  :o

No Cruise on Elite Astras?   :o  No down time at each venue?
No, no down time. I've made it clear that I will not be waiting around.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 16:39:59
Living life in the fast lane ..
That's exactly where I'll be, flashing old mercs pootling along at 80.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 16:45:28
Living life in the fast lane ..
That's exactly where I'll be, flashing old mercs pootling along at 80.
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Keep my speed limiter at 55mph can't afford the fuel otherwise.😀😁😂
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 16:53:17
Living life in the fast lane ..
That's exactly where I'll be, flashing old mercs pootling along at 80.
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Keep my speed limiter at 55mph can't afford the fuel otherwise.😀😁😂
Oh yes, never even thought of that. My diesel is supposed to do 40ish around town and 55ish on the motorway. But it doesn't. It says 43 no matter where I go or how I drive.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 17:01:00
Living life in the fast lane ..
That's exactly where I'll be, flashing old mercs pootling along at 80.
.


Keep my speed limiter at 55mph can't afford the fuel otherwise.😀😁😂
Oh yes, never even thought of that. My diesel is supposed to do 40ish around town and 55ish on the motorway. But it doesn't. It says 43 no matter where I go or how I drive.
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The Merc  shows 8 MPG on tickover "spirited" driving about 24 MPG on a run about 30 so not bad for an old V8.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 17:04:44
Trip computers tend to be optimistic. About 12% optimistic in the case of my Tata when compared to a brim to brim test.

STMO's dreary derv probably barely manages 20 MPG in reality. :)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 17:04:50
Hmmmm....mine shows gal/hour on tickover, usually 0.2 in gear, 0.1 out of gear. Which goes to show that you're best taking an auto out of 'D' if standing for any length of time.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 17:06:03
Trip computers tend to be optimistic. About 12% optimistic in the case of my Tata when compared to a brim to brim test.

STMO's dreary derv probably barely manages 20 MPG in reality. :)
I've done the maths, it's not that far out, maybe 5%.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2018, 17:33:36
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ

Kimchi?  :y
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 17:34:55
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ

Kimchi?  :y


Cute name for a mutt. ;D
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2018, 17:37:46
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ

Kimchi?  :y


Cute name for a mutt the dancing girls!  :y

 ;)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2018, 17:45:36
Trip computers tend to be optimistic. About 12% optimistic in the case of my Tata when compared to a brim to brim test.

STMO's dreary derv probably barely manages 20 MPG in reality. :)
I've done the maths, it's not that far out, maybe 5%.


This may be so. But it's a well known fact that the mileometer used on the Astra derv is 40% optimistic.  :)

You must know it's not 600 miles from Barnsley to Liverpool. ::)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Rods2 on 06 December 2018, 17:54:24
With a driving hat, toothless grin & dribbling the Werther's, Now that's enough about the local Barnsley women. I'm sure STEMO will fit in. :P If he releases a few of his pigeons at each stop, will they beat him home?
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Rods2 on 06 December 2018, 17:57:26
Trip computers tend to be optimistic. About 12% optimistic in the case of my Tata when compared to a brim to brim test.

STMO's dreary derv probably barely manages 20 MPG in reality. :)
I've done the maths, it's not that far out, maybe 5%.


This may be so. But it's a well known fact that the mileometer used on the Astra derv is 40% optimistic.  :)

You must know it's not 600 miles from Barnsley to Liverpool. ::)

Sounds about the right distance with the detours to syphon the derv out of donor vehicles? :P
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2018, 18:46:50
"spirited" driving about 24 MPG
*CLEARLY* not trying ;D
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2018, 18:47:11
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ
"Lifes Good".
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 06 December 2018, 22:13:57
"spirited" driving about 24 MPG
*CLEARLY* not trying ;D
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Trying to keep a clean licence 😀
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 06 December 2018, 22:16:35
I believe backgammon is one of those cerebral games like chess ? I wouldn't have a clue really, being very under equipped in the brain dept.  :-[ ::)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2018, 22:24:40
I believe backgammon is one of those cerebral games like chess ? I wouldn't have a clue really, being very under equipped in the brain dept.  :-[ ::)
Ben tells me if you can play well at backgammon you can play well at any game that involves strategy. I ignore him because I know he's just looking for a whipping boy and I refuse to try and learn the game.
Personally, I can't see it being as cerebral as chess, because dice are used. Anything that involves dice must have an element of luck to it, in my opinion.But he tells me, in the long game, skill will shine through eventually.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 06 December 2018, 22:54:15
My son has a bit of a chess obsession. As an undergrad journalist student he blagged an invite to the world championship in London a couple of weeks ago complete with press pass.
He then set up his own website as a project as part of his degree course.
I know far call about chess, but I found it quite impressive.
https://chesscentre.wordpress.com/

It starts at the bottom of the page and goes up, for some reason.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Rods2 on 07 December 2018, 12:53:05
My son has a bit of a chess obsession. As an undergrad journalist student he blagged an invite to the world championship in London a couple of weeks ago complete with press pass.
He then set up his own website as a project as part of his degree course.
I know far call about chess, but I found it quite impressive.
https://chesscentre.wordpress.com/

It starts at the bottom of the page and goes up, for some reason.

Well written interesting review of the chess world championships. :y
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 07 December 2018, 13:29:11
My son has a bit of a chess obsession. As an undergrad journalist student he blagged an invite to the world championship in London a couple of weeks ago complete with press pass.
He then set up his own website as a project as part of his degree course.
I know far call about chess, but I found it quite impressive.
https://chesscentre.wordpress.com/

It starts at the bottom of the page and goes up, for some reason.
A lot of sites that report events in chronological order work that way. i.e. A football match report.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 December 2018, 17:37:35
Didn't know that. Cheers.  :y
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 07 December 2018, 18:30:16
Makes sense... Most recent item is at the top. Anything preceding is of less immediate importance  ;)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Nick W on 07 December 2018, 18:37:30
Makes sense... Most recent item is at the top. Anything preceding is of less immediate importance  ;)


that's the sensible way to read forums too
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Rods2 on 07 December 2018, 20:18:16
Unless lots of comments are added quickly & then you lose your place through the rapid scrolling. The obvious answer here is to give the customer a choice.

One day maybe somebody will create a cheap flexible way of engineering projects compared to hardware, call it something I don't know like software and then they could do something and allow lots of flexible things by giving customers choices and call it something like software options.

Unfortunately, such a novel idea will never come from the Yanks where they like expensive monopolies where they are in control at all times rather than the customer. Their latest ploy is to pretend software is intelligent and give no options as their AI will do nothing all at the touch of a button, so we are now back having been through a full circle to expensive rigid systems, like hardware, that will only do standard mass market things & if you want it to do something a bit different, then you are back to square one of developing your own bespoke software. >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 08 December 2018, 03:12:17
I shall be set working and looking forward to s Korean BBQ
"Lifes Good".

A quality outfit........ ??? ??? ??? ;D ;)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: TheBoy on 08 December 2018, 10:17:45
"spirited" driving about 24 MPG
*CLEARLY* not trying ;D
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Trying to keep a clean licence 😀
So "spirited" means "gentle" in the flatlands ;)
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: STEMO on 09 December 2018, 20:45:09
I will be driving from Barnsley to Sheffield to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Barnsley to Bradford to Sheffield to Barnsley.
All so sonny boy can play a few games of backgammon.  :(
All done. All good apart from tonight. Sunday evening, M62, you'd expect it to flow along nice and freely. Ohhhhhh no. Three crashes in five miles, so detour which put 30 mins on my journey. Fickin useless arseholes.
Title: Re: This weekend
Post by: Varche on 09 December 2018, 21:05:06
Good to hear .

Puzzler completed, Werthers consumed :y