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Title: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: STEMO on 15 December 2018, 18:20:04
.....to see me old mum, battle through the weather to get back home, only to find that the mickey has been taken on my favourite forum.  :(
Sod it, I think, I'll go down to my local taverna and get a nice kebab and have a chat. I walks in, "How are you, mate?" "I'm fine, but the weather is bloody awful ". "I know" he says "I've heard it's so cold that even scousers are keeping their hands in their pockets".
It's not fair  :'(
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: dave the builder on 15 December 2018, 18:35:41
.....to see me old mum, battle through the weather to get back home,
To establish alibi
 only to find that the mickey has been taken on my favourite forum.  :(
to establish metadata on device
Sod it, I think, I'll go down to my local taverna and get a nice kebab and have a chat. I walks in, "How are you, mate?" "I'm fine, but the weather is bloody awful ". "I know" he says "I've heard it's so cold that even scousers are keeping their hands in their pockets".
It's not fair  :'(
How much did your fence pay you ?
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 December 2018, 19:31:44
I hear the people of Liverpool have always been keen on making the environment better. Apparently Liverpool was the first city to have unleaded churches. :)
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 December 2018, 23:32:55
I hear the people of Liverpool have always been keen on making the environment better. Apparently Liverpool was the first city to have unleaded churches. :)

I understand that the catholic faith is quite popular in Liverpool and they have long queues outside of the confessional booths.  :-\

All that guilt .... sigh!  ::)
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: STEMO on 16 December 2018, 05:52:10
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: dave the builder on 16 December 2018, 18:55:46
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 December 2018, 19:06:21
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Bailed ;)
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 16 December 2018, 19:07:21
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\

No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1 :D ;)
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: STEMO on 16 December 2018, 19:08:25
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\


No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1 :D ;)
I wasn't gonna mention that, but  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: dave the builder on 16 December 2018, 19:17:00
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Bailed ;)
:D ;D
adorned new ankle jewelry  ,( not fit-bit , a tracker tag  ;D )


No.  He was out watching Liverpool beat Manchester United 3-1 :D ;)
Why are you giving him an alibi Lizzie  :-\
are you his fence  :-\

Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: STEMO on 16 December 2018, 19:19:46
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: dave the builder on 16 December 2018, 19:36:31
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
"you don't have to ask me every time you have to pee "
clicky (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvXRfXFHNcY)
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 December 2018, 19:43:18
Far cough, yer pair of bastids.  :P
Thank you kind sir  :)
you have not been posting again till tonight ,have you been out on the rob again  :-\
Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: dave the builder on 16 December 2018, 19:57:52

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool 
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: STEMO on 16 December 2018, 20:13:06

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool
I'm unupsettable mate. Which is just as well really.  ;D
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Keith ABS on 17 December 2018, 07:43:58
 That is what the difference is between Batman and a scoucer, Batman can go out without Robin ;D :D
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 18 December 2018, 13:00:11

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool

But he can still feel proud of coming from that great city! I would be even though I am a Londoner / Southerner!! :D :D :y
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 December 2018, 13:03:50

Been posting, on and off, all day. But I do actually have other things to do you know. I'll remember to put my hand up if I need a wee in future.
Clearly taking the piss...;D
Deeply sorry if I have upset you in any way with my comments Mr STEMO  :-[
all was in jest
previous forum posts implied you where a thieving scouser 
further investigation shows you are "up north" ,so, not necessarily living in Liverpool

But he can still feel proud of coming from that great city! I would be even though I am a Londoner / Southerner!! :D :D :y





We are talking about Liverpool, Lizzie. :)
Title: Re: I drive over to Liverpool......
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 December 2018, 19:32:00
Beatles fans have demonstrable issues ::)