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Title: Three little pigs
Post by: Guppy on 20 August 2008, 15:53:00
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,'
 said the first little piggy.

 'I would like a Coke,'
 said the second little piggy.

 'I want beer,
 lots and lots of beer,'
 said the third little piggy.

 The drinks were brought out
 and the waiter took their
 orders for dinner.

 'I want a nice big steak,'
 said the first piggy.

 'I would like the salad plate,'
 said the second piggy.

 'I want beer,
 lots and lots of beer,'
 said the third little piggy.

 The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter   approached the table and asked if the piggy’s would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,'
said the first piggy.

‘I want a cheesecake,'
 said the second piggy.

'I want beer,
lots and lots of beer,'
exclaimed the third little piggy.

 'Pardon me for asking,'said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
But why have you only
ordered beer all evening?'

 You're gonna LOVE me for this....





The third piggy says -
‘Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee,
 all the way home!
 :y
Title: Re: Three little pigs
Post by: LJay on 20 August 2008, 16:12:05
Groan!

Lol!  ;D
Title: Re: Three little pigs
Post by: Elite Pete on 20 August 2008, 16:51:54
 ;D(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/tumbleweed1.gif)
Title: Re: Three little pigs
Post by: maria on 20 August 2008, 16:55:00
Brillant ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Three little pigs
Post by: Jimbob on 20 August 2008, 20:18:03
Having a 4 year old who loves this little piggy, gotta say I saw it coming  ;D
Title: Re: Three little pigs
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 August 2008, 20:19:41
Ah well, had to laugh in the end.   ;D
Title: Re: Three little pigs
Post by: smoothomega on 20 August 2008, 20:44:09
Oh dear oh dear  ::)