;D ;D ;D
I've been there.
However, last night, when filling up the MV6 with LPG the filler nozzle "let rip" a little more than normal during removal and apparently the stench was such that I wouldn't be able to match it.
I love a challenge. ;D
Kevin
I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
Thanks. Made me feel a whole load better. Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).
QuoteThanks. Made me feel a whole load better. Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).
QuoteQuoteThanks. Made me feel a whole load better. Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).
Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y
QuoteQuoteQuoteThanks. Made me feel a whole load better. Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).
Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y
Point taken. ;)
Just hope C is not catching. Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago.... :-[
QuoteQuoteQuoteThanks. Made me feel a whole load better. Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).
Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y
Point taken. ;)
Just hope C is not catching. Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago.... :-[
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThanks. Made me feel a whole load better. Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).
Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y
Point taken. ;)
Just hope C is not catching. Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago.... :-[
I will let you know on Thursday, either Ok to carry on or.............stuffed. :(
Just hope C is not catching. Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago....
I will let you know on Thursday, either Ok to carry on or.............stuffed.
SWMBO gives as good as she gets in this department :o ::)
About 2 weeks after meeting the now wife, we were out for the day and she wanted to stop off....
i used to let 1 rip in bed then pull the quilt over our heads.should of heard the abuse i got. ;D ;D ;DAhhh the Dutch Oven, always get a dig in the ribs for doing that ::)
Dirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fancy doing that to us! ;D
Dirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don't tell me you girls don't fart ::)
Fancy doing that to us! ;D
QuoteDirty Rotten Swines the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don't tell me you girls don't fart ::)
Fancy doing that to us! ;D
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!!
QuoteSWMBO gives as good as she gets in this department :o ::)
Snap! :'(
QuoteYou can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!!
I always thought it was supposed to be other other way round:
Get Legover.
Fart.
Fall asleep.
;D
Kevin
I never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now thats not quite true is it!
As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes We Can!
QuoteI never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now thats not quite true is it!
As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes We Can!
women are silent but deadly, they just blame us if they drop one in a crowd ;D ;DNow there's a novelty :-X
I'll have £50 on Jimbob, I heard him last year at the Lakes meet, I thought it was thunder ::)QuoteQuoteI never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now thats not quite true is it!
As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes We Can!
All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport. Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.
My Moneys on Ljay. ;D ;D :y :y :y
QuoteQuoteI never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now thats not quite true is it!
As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes We Can!
All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport. Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.
My Moneys on Ljay. ;D ;D :y :y :y
I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
QuoteI'll have £50 on 'Mr Farty Bum-Whistle', I heard him last year at the Lakes meet, I thought it was thunder ::)QuoteQuoteI never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now thats not quite true is it!
As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes We Can!
All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport. Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.
My Moneys on Ljay. ;D ;D :y :y :y
Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely but other peoples stink ::)QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
Mmmm seems to be catching .... im even turning away from my own stench ;D..... must have been the Strongbow and dodgy kebab i had last night :y
QuoteIs it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovely but other peoples stink ::)QuoteI really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...
So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane... Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??
She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
Mmmm seems to be catching .... im even turning away from my own stench ;D..... must have been the Strongbow and dodgy kebab i had last night :y
I intrigued as to how a thread about farting can run to 3 pages!!
..........or am I??? ::) ;D
QuoteI intrigued as to how a thread about farting can run to 3 pages!!
..........or am I??? ::) ;D
SO FAR(T)! ;)
QuoteQuoteI never said that we don't pass wind, we just don't feel the need to turn it into a sport! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Now thats not quite true is it!
As for having a headache when you are feeling passionate, why should you get it all your own way?
You can't expect to fart at us one minute and get your leg over the next!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes We Can!
All I want to know is. If farting was an Olympic sport. Then who would win the Gold Medal in your house.
My Moneys on Ljay. ;D ;D :y :y :y
Is it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovelyDon't know Pete, never smelt one of yours ::)
You probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line ;DQuoteIs it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovelyDon't know Pete, never smelt one of yours ::)
Or more likely Brackley, I was sat behind you in your motor :oQuoteYou probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line ;DQuoteIs it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovelyDon't know Pete, never smelt one of yours ::)
Just imagine what was going on when you were sleepin at the Crown ;D ;D....too dead to smell anything ;DQuoteOr more likely Brackley, I was sat behind you in your motor :oQuoteYou probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line ;DQuoteIs it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovelyDon't know Pete, never smelt one of yours ::)
QuoteYou probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line ;DQuoteIs it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovelyDon't know Pete, never smelt one of yours ::)
Not guilty m'Lord, I had a room of my own!QuoteJust imagine what was going on when you were sleepin at the Crown ;D ;D....too dead to smell anything ;DQuoteOr more likely Brackley, I was sat behind you in your motor :oQuoteYou probably have, either Santa Pod or Keswick, I had a skin full on the Fridays and was farting like a trooper on the Saturday, so you've had a lung full somewhere down the line ;DQuoteIs it only me that thinks my own farts smell lovelyDon't know Pete, never smelt one of yours ::)