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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Auto Addict on 13 February 2019, 10:09:00
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To service the parking brake mechanism on my Merc.
Pop the rear seat cushion, remove plate (3 bolts) and bingo there it is.
Spent on and off 2 hours trying to remove the rear seat cushion, gave up in the end.
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Just cut a hole through the seat with a sharp knife :y
it's only a Merc ;D
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Just cut a hole through the seat with a sharp knife :y
it's only a Merc ;D
Ha Ha! It nearly came to that.
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Please read the manual ::)
Almost certainly covered in it, but if you get stuck, pm me and I can look it up ;)
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We're certainly not getting any younger, and I suspect most of the contingent on here have a free bus pass or are getting close to getting one (especially with a love of old Vauxhalls or even just a passing interest).
Some jobs we wouldn't have thought twice about doing a few years ago.... but I'm not as flexible as I used to be. Yesterday was a good example of getting the exhaust monkeys to replace a cat-back system on the Omega. Yes I could have done it on the driveway in the freezing cold with just hand tools and my eyes full of rusty deposits and having to jack the car high enough to get my bulk under there.
Easy option and a couple of hundred quid lighter methinks.... might have been a different situation in the height of summer, but don't think the system would hold together for another few months, and I have to admit to being a fair weather enthusiast!
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
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Please read the manual ::)
Almost certainly covered in it, but if you get stuck, pm me and I can look it up ;)
I've followed Haynes + videos on the net, all looks simple, but can't get mine to budge.
Thanks anyway.
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
Had one once when I was eight years old, it was called a pedal car :y
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
It took me twice as long to change the wheels on the BMW as it would have done a decade ago, and I'm not even that old!
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I was saying to Gixer a couple of weeks ago after doing a backbox, I'm far too old for this :)
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I didn't fancy crawling under the Vulva to change the lubricant, so got the local ATS to do that, as well as the fuel filter because that's underneath as well. ::)
I did change the air filter and pollen filter all by myself though. :y ;D
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
I still enjoy it when I find the time/ weather/ energy to do it. When I have to stop I will feel (even more) completely old and useless.
I will then have to settle for a small tedious recycled washing machine. ::)
Thankfully, Im not quite there yet.
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Usually do oil changes & all filters anything else pay someone to do it .
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You are doing very well for an octogenarian M'lud! :y
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You are doing very well for an octogenarian M'lud! :y
I'm older than that. :D
I'm glad your vulva is being well looked after. Lubrication is very important.
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
Had one once when I was eight years old, it was called a pedal car :y
The Austin with electric lights?
My brother had one of them! :D ;)
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
I still enjoy it when I find the time/ weather/ energy to do it. When I have to stop I will feel (even more) completely old and useless.
I will then have to settle for a small tedious recycled washing machine. ::)
Thankfully, Im not quite there yet.
Small, tedious, recycled washing machine? Err.....you can buy very decent cars. Ask Opti.
I think you mean you won't part for a 'proper' car, unless it's 20 years old and runs on chip fat.
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You are doing very well for an octogenarian M'lud! :y
I'm older than that. :D
I'm glad your vulva is being well looked after. Lubrication is very important.
Especially old Vulva's. :)
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You must mean Tunnie, because you're surely not talking about yourself :P
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You must mean Tunnie, because you're surely not talking about yourself :P
Nobody likes a smartarse, Aaron. ::) ::) ::) ::)
Don't put me in the same bundle as sad old boys like STMO and that Albitz fella. I'm not ready for a caravan or allotment yet.
......18 till I die. ;)
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You must mean Tunnie, because you're surely not talking about yourself :P
Nobody likes a smartarse, Aaron. ::) ::) ::) ::)
Don't put me in the same bundle as sad old boys like STMO and that Albitz fella. I'm not ready for a caravan or allotment yet.
......18 till I die. ;)
Is that your IQ?
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What a bunch of old farts. Luckily some of us are still in our prime. :)
You must mean Tunnie, because you're surely not talking about yourself :P
Nobody likes a smartarse, Aaron. ::) ::) ::) ::)
Don't put me in the same bundle as sad old boys like STMO and that Albitz fella. I'm not ready for a caravan or allotment yet.
......18 till I die. ;)
Is that your IQ?
......on a good day. :)
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
I still enjoy it when I find the time/ weather/ energy to do it. When I have to stop I will feel (even more) completely old and useless.
I will then have to settle for a small tedious recycled washing machine. ::)
Thankfully, Im not quite there yet.
Small, tedious, recycled washing machine? Err.....you can buy very decent cars. Ask Opti.
I think you mean you won't part for a 'proper' car, unless it's 20 years old and runs on chip fat.
Once I cant have two cars (one of them very cheap to run) and maintain them myself, then I would imagine Im looking at some shitebox little hatchback thing, with high mpg and low servicing costs.
Even the WVO element will have to go at some point, as lugging 20 L containers of it and lifting them several feet in the air to tip into the filters is something I wont be able to do at some point. :(
Had a thought provoking moment at work last week when one of the other two guys who do the job had a heart attack when he was there by himself and had to get someone to come and take him to hospital.
He will be out of action for at least a month, so lots of overtime. Every cloud...... ::) :D
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I am painfully aware of the fact that I can only do a fraction of what I once could. There has been a dramatic decline even within the last five years or so.
Hence I always have a to do list for my cars that never gets cleared. This annoys me greatly, even though its non urgent work. :(
Top tip: Buy a decent car that doesn't need any work. ;D
I still enjoy it when I find the time/ weather/ energy to do it. When I have to stop I will feel (even more) completely old and useless.
I will then have to settle for a small tedious recycled washing machine. ::)
Thankfully, Im not quite there yet.
Small, tedious, recycled washing machine? Err.....you can buy very decent cars. Ask Opti.
I think you mean you won't part for a 'proper' car, unless it's 20 years old and runs on chip fat.
Once I cant have two cars (one of them very cheap to run) and maintain them myself, then I would imagine Im looking at some shitebox little hatchback thing, with high mpg and low servicing costs.
Even the WVO element will have to go at some point, as lugging 20 L containers of it and lifting them several feet in the air to tip into the filters is something I wont be able to do at some point. :(
Had a thought provoking moment at work last week when one of the other two guys who do the job had a heart attack when he was there by himself and had to get someone to come and take him to hospital.
He will be out of action for at least a month, so lots of overtime. Every cloud...... ::) :D
Be careful you don't have a heart attack with nobody else around....... ;)
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As long as its happens quickly, I couldn't give a monkeys tbh. It comes to us all in the end. ;)
Not bothered about when the grim reaper comes for me, as long as its quick. Getting dementia like my poor old Dad did petrifies me. :(
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Bloke I worked with in the mid '80s turned up at work one morning complaining of stomach ache at 10am he had a massive heart attack and[according to the autopsy]was dead before he hit the floor.They said that his heart was in such a bad way that even had he been in hospital at the time of the attack he likely wouldn't have survived and it was surprising he had lived as long as he had.He was 32 :o :o
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Bloke I worked with in the mid '80s turned up at work one morning complaining of stomach ache at 10am he had a massive heart attack and[according to the autopsy]was dead before he hit the floor.They said that his heart was in such a bad way that even had he been in hospital at the time of the attack he likely wouldn't have survived and it was surprising he had lived as long as he had.He was 32 :o :o
More likely congenital than life style related then.
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As long as its happens quickly, I couldn't give a monkeys tbh. It comes to us all in the end. ;)
Not bothered about when the grim reaper comes for me, as long as its quick. Getting dementia like my poor old Dad did petrifies me. :(
Remember the old Monkhouse joke. "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just as my dad did. Not kicking and screaming like the 70 passengers on his coach".
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;D ;D ;D
Best way to go is at 95, in bed, shot by a jealous husband. ;D