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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: bertiecbx550 on 20 August 2008, 23:28:55
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Before i got into work tonight i got to look at the local evening paper the express and star...Only to find meslef ROTFL after reading about 1 of the white rhinos walking all over the front bonnet of a brand new vectra after the animal got boxed in by other cars.... :o :o I just thought sheesh when 1 of those babies decides to go were it wants there aint no stopping em.... Vectra 0 white rhino 1 ::) ::)
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We only have cats and dogs up here, nothing so exotic :(
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Went there around ten years ago.... Drove through the Monkey Section....what a mistake as soon as we drove in a tonne of them ran over dived onto my pride and joy SRi 130 ripping the ariel and windscreen washers off, while another cheeky little monkey was trying to eat my windscreen rubber... had to laugh though when i drove off sharpish and they were all flying off.... should see the stuff laying about that they had pulled of other paying guests ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Funny that cause the head game warden said the last occurance of one the rhino`s having a disagreement with a car was approx 10 yrs ago.... :o :o It wasn`t you was it loo-knee???? ::) ::) ::)
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Went there around ten years ago.... Drove through the Monkey Section....what a mistake as soon as we drove in a tonne of them ran over dived onto my pride and joy SRi 130 ripping the ariel and windscreen washers off, while another cheeky little monkey was trying to eat my windscreen rubber... had to laugh though when i drove off sharpish and they were all flying off.... should see the stuff laying about that they had pulled of other paying guests ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What, wolverhampton? Not been there for over 20 years, used to go when I worked for 'Andrews Heat for Hire'
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And your still barred from ere....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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We did drive through but gave the Rhino's a wide birth :-?
Did have a Giraffes head through the sunroof which was quite amusing, many times I have wished my tongue was as long as his ;D ;D ;D
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We did drive through but gave the Rhino's a wide birth :-?
Did have a Giraffes head through the sunroof which was quite amusing, many times I have wished my tongue was as long as his ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you do :D ;D
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And your still barred from ere....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't Care, you all speak funny anyway............. ;D ;D ;D
I take it there is some form of Safari Park then :y
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And your still barred from ere....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Life time ban :y
only the resident riff-raff ;D ;D
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And your still barred from ere....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't Care, you all speak funny anyway............. ;D ;D ;D
I take it there is some form of Safari Park then :y
I don't, I'm a relocated Southerner ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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And your still barred from ere....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Life time ban :y
only the resident riff-raff ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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We did drive through but gave the Rhino's a wide birth :-?
Did have a Giraffes head through the sunroof which was quite amusing, many times I have wished my tongue was as long as his ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you do :D ;D
Oh I might of know one of you dirty minded women would say such a thing......
I love yoghurts but can never get every bit from the bottom ::)
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Went to Consett once,
Found a tee shirt, "I'm a tourist, I wouldn't live here if you paid me" ;D ;D
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And your still barred from ere....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't Care, you all speak funny anyway............. ;D ;D ;D
I take it there is some form of Safari Park then :y
I don't, I'm a relocated Southerner ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Not sure that is much better, ::) ::) ::) I lived in Hertford for 8 years. ::) ::) ::)
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We did drive through but gave the Rhino's a wide birth :-?
Did have a Giraffes head through the sunroof which was quite amusing, many times I have wished my tongue was as long as his ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you do :D ;D
Oh I might of know one of you dirty minded women would say such a thing......
I love yoghurts but can never get every bit from the bottom ::)
Well i have the aswer to that put your finger in and get it out that way ;D
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Went to a Consett once,
Found a tee shirt, "I'm a tourist, I wouldn't live here if you paid me" ;D ;D
Who did you go and see?
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We did drive through but gave the Rhino's a wide birth :-?
Did have a Giraffes head through the sunroof which was quite amusing, many times I have wished my tongue was as long as his ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you do :D ;D
Oh I might of know one of you dirty minded women would say such a thing......
I love yoghurts but can never get every bit from the bottom ::)
Well i have the aswer to that put your finger in and get it out that way ;D
Er well what can I say to that ::) ::) :D
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Went to a Consett once,
Found a tee shirt, "I'm a tourist, I wouldn't live here if you paid me" ;D ;D
Who did you go and see?
An other one cant spell and i have been getting stick for doing just that , its concert not consett jue ;D
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Are you saying wolvo is rough mike????? when you come down for the Newent meet me an juev6 will take ya on a tour of the delightful areas of beautiful wolvo....from the elegant newly built(and stripped) houses of low hill to the multicultural surroundings of heathtown where no one speaks the same language......And finnally you go on and take the beautiful elegance of the custard bowl.....(wolves football ground it used to be gold now a faded custard version) :D :D :D :D ;D ;D
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Went to Consett once,
Found a tee shirt, "I'm a tourist, I wouldn't live here if you paid me" ;D ;D
:o Here as in Conset, or Wolverhapmton.
I would not live in conset, I am lucky where I am, nice litte village but not too far away from other things. I spent a few months in Poole, Dorset, Drove trucks for a while for a company called Drinkwater Saby' now that is an area I could live in, if I had lots of money. Herts. too many snobs and yuppies imho.
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Who has been giving you a stick Maria?
Tell me you know you want too :)
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Are you saying wolvo is rough mike????? when you come down for the Newent meet me an juev6 will take ya on a tour of the delightful areas of beautiful wolvo....from the elegant newly built(and stripped) houses of low hill to the multicultural surroundings of heathtown where no one speaks the same language......And finnally you go on and take the beautiful elegance of the custard bowl.....(wolves football ground it used to be gold now a faded custard version) :D :D :D :D ;D ;D
That sounds just like the Town I work in but that is called Stockton :o
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They are only jealous cause you have nice talents and they dont ::)
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Right I'm going to bed , so i will say good night to all and thanks for
all the reply's to my post and the kind thoughts :y
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Good night mate :-*
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if your car gets vandalised by apes or the rhino, who pays the damage, does the safari company or do you have to claim off your insurance at your own expense????
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Dont think your insurance will want to know, you knowingly endangered your car...
Suspect its Pay yourself!