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Title: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: aaronjb on 14 March 2019, 09:35:44
They saw what VW were doing and said "We want a piece of that!", apparently...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47564225

tl;dr: "Jaguar Land Rover recalls 44,000 cars over emissions"
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Viral_Jim on 14 March 2019, 09:49:45
They saw what VW were doing and said "We want a piece of that!", apparently...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47564225

tl;dr: "Jaguar Land Rover recalls 44,000 cars over emissions"

The most shocking thing about that article (if true) is that you can buy a 2litre range rover sport!
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: aaronjb on 14 March 2019, 09:58:45
Just checked the configurator - you can indeed; 2.0 4-cylinder with 300hp, 2.0 4-cylinder hybrid (404hp), 3.0 straight-six (400hp) or 5.0 V8 with supercharger in 525 or 575hp trim..

I know which I'd be going for. If I had a spare £101,000 (base price)  :o ;D
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Viral_Jim on 14 March 2019, 10:21:27
Just checked the configurator - you can indeed; 2.0 4-cylinder with 300hp, 2.0 4-cylinder hybrid (404hp), 3.0 straight-six (400hp) or 5.0 V8 with supercharger in 525 or 575hp trim..

I know which I'd be going for. If I had a spare £101,000 (base price)  :o ;D

Its funny, I still haven't re-calibrated my brain to the idea of 300bhp from a  2.0l 4-pot. Despite having driven a car with one in. On that basis its probably 'enough' bearing in mind the 4.0 v8 in the P38 made do with 185bhp
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: aaronjb on 14 March 2019, 10:35:18
Likewise - a 2.0, in my mind, belongs in a shopping trolley .. 'tis a strange world we live in!
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 March 2019, 10:59:45
Can't see it lasting much past the factory warranty either...  :-\
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 March 2019, 11:37:21
I think that they put that 2.0ltr 4 pot in the Disco 5 as well, and that's a tank of a thing!   :-\ ::)
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 March 2019, 12:06:55
I think that they put that 2.0ltr 4 pot in the Disco 5 as well, and that's a tank of a thing!   :-\ ::)
Yeah, that's not going to be stressed. Much. 1.0 Mondeo estate anyone...  ;D
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: STEMO on 14 March 2019, 12:30:50
2.0 four pot diesels are the way to go. Everyone should drive one.  :P
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 March 2019, 12:46:00
2.0 four pot diesels are the way to go. Everyone should drive one.  :P

 ::) :-X
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: aaronjb on 14 March 2019, 16:37:35
VW saw the news and the CEO said "That's nothing, hold my beer and watch this": https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47566898 ;D

tl;dr: "The [German] chief executive of Volkswagen has apologised for evoking a Nazi slogan to describe the importance of boosting the group's profits."
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Nick W on 16 March 2019, 15:37:49
2.0 four pot diesels are the way to go. Everyone should drive one.  :P


Yes, they should.


Not everyone will enjoy the experience. Same applies to 1.0l petrol triples: OK in a Fiesta, horrible in a Focus and I suspect undrivable in a Mondeo.
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: dave the builder on 16 March 2019, 16:09:20
we have 3 Vauxhall 4 pot tractor juice cars in the fleet now and I quite like them  :y they seem to accelerate ok in traffic  :P
(obviously I don't have to drive them much , ;D)

Maybe the government should step in,
get a British car company to build a "peoples car"  :-X
say a 4 door saloon,RWD obviously , 4,898mm long should do  ::)
choice of engines ,a 4 banger dirty tractor juice lump, a V6 engine with free unlimited petrol or V8 with petrol subsidy of 90%
and a choice of automatic transmission (for the old ,lazy ,infirm  ;D) and one with a full set of pedals  8)
most of the design ,moulds/tooling etc already exist,and could be purchased quite cheap as OPEL are not using it  ;D
if they hurry and sort if BEFORE Brexit shuts down all trade with the Euromob  ::)
all sounds reasonable to me  :)
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 March 2019, 16:40:33
we have 3 Vauxhall 4 pot tractor juice cars in the fleet now and I quite like them  :y they seem to accelerate ok in traffic  :P
(obviously I don't have to drive them much , ;D)

Maybe the government should step in,
get a British car company to build a "peoples car"  :-X
say a 4 door saloon,RWD obviously , 4,898mm long should do  ::)
choice of engines ,a 4 banger dirty tractor juice lump, a V6 engine with free unlimited petrol or V8 with petrol subsidy of 90%
and a choice of automatic transmission (for AndyB ;D) and one with a full set of pedals  8)
most of the design ,moulds/tooling etc already exist,and could be purchased quite cheap as OPEL are not using it  ;D
if they hurry and sort if BEFORE Brexit shuts down all trade with the Euromob  ::)
all sounds reasonable to me  :)
Quite right too :D
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 16 March 2019, 17:16:24
we have 3 Vauxhall 4 pot tractor juice cars in the fleet now and I quite like them  :y they seem to accelerate ok in traffic  :P
(obviously I don't have to drive them much , ;D)

Maybe the government should step in,
get a British car company to build a "peoples car"  :-X
say a 4 door saloon,RWD obviously , 4,898mm long should do  ::)
choice of engines ,a 4 banger dirty tractor juice lump, a V6 engine with free unlimited petrol or V8 with petrol subsidy of 90%
and a choice of automatic transmission (for the old ,lazy ,infirm  ;D) and one with a full set of pedals  8)
most of the design ,moulds/tooling etc already exist,and could be purchased quite cheap as OPEL are not using it  ;D
if they hurry and sort if BEFORE Brexit shuts down all trade with the Euromob  ::)
all sounds reasonable to me  :)
.


Morris Minor, now there's are car for the people.😀
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 March 2019, 17:37:26
Quote from: dave the builder

Maybe the government should step in,
get a British car company to build a "peoples car"  :-X


I believe that there will be a car factory going cheap in Swindon soon!  :y

They'd better get in quick before it meets the same fate as Longbridge and becomes a housing estate!  :)
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Nick W on 16 March 2019, 18:20:43

Morris Minor, now there's a car for the people.😀


With its predecessor the Austin 7, succeeded by  the Austin 1100 and then the Rover 200/25 :y
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: dave the builder on 16 March 2019, 18:25:57
we have 3 Vauxhall 4 pot tractor juice cars in the fleet now and I quite like them  :y they seem to accelerate ok in traffic  :P
(obviously I don't have to drive them much , ;D)

Maybe the government should step in,
get a British car company to build a "peoples car"  :-X
say a 4 door saloon,RWD obviously , 4,898mm long should do  ::)
choice of engines ,a 4 banger dirty tractor juice lump, a V6 engine with free unlimited petrol or V8 with petrol subsidy of 90%
and a choice of automatic transmission (for the old ,lazy ,infirm  ;D) and one with a full set of pedals  8)
most of the design ,moulds/tooling etc already exist,and could be purchased quite cheap as OPEL are not using it  ;D
if they hurry and sort if BEFORE Brexit shuts down all trade with the Euromob  ::)
all sounds reasonable to me  :)
.


Morris Minor, now there's are car for the people.😀
1139 mm too short and I doubt it would fair well with my choice of engines  ::)

Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 March 2019, 19:01:19
90 and 110 inches are good sizes for Brexit British cars!  :y
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 16 March 2019, 19:02:25
we have 3 Vauxhall 4 pot tractor juice cars in the fleet now and I quite like them  :y they seem to accelerate ok in traffic  :P
(obviously I don't have to drive them much , ;D)

Maybe the government should step in,
get a British car company to build a "peoples car"  :-X
say a 4 door saloon,RWD obviously , 4,898mm long should do  ::)
choice of engines ,a 4 banger dirty tractor juice lump, a V6 engine with free unlimited petrol or V8 with petrol subsidy of 90%
and a choice of automatic transmission (for the old ,lazy ,infirm  ;D) and one with a full set of pedals  8)
most of the design ,moulds/tooling etc already exist,and could be purchased quite cheap as OPEL are not using it  ;D
if they hurry and sort if BEFORE Brexit shuts down all trade with the Euromob  ::)
all sounds reasonable to me  :)
.


Morris Minor, now there's are car for the people.😀
1139 mm too short and I doubt it would fair well with my choice of engines  ::)
.


Have seen one with a V8 lump had huge rear wheels to cope with the power.
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: dave the builder on 16 March 2019, 19:19:44

Have seen one with a V8 lump had huge rear wheels to cope with the power.
bet it drove fine in a straight line , up to 30 MPH  ;D

90 and 110 inches are good sizes for Brexit British cars!  :y

I had to drive a Defender years ago ,towing breakdowns with a bar
utilitarian ,I probably could get my tools in it though  :y
they stopped making real land rovers though IIRC
Title: Re: Naughty Naughty JLR..
Post by: Nick W on 16 March 2019, 20:04:46

Have seen one with a V8 lump had huge rear wheels to cope with the power.
bet it drove fine in a straight line , up to 30 MPH  ;D




The one a friend built used Jag uprights and diff with everything else scratch built. Wide steel wheels under an unmolested body painted a stock colour, it looked innocent. Large roundabouts at 100mph? No problem, the car was far more capable than me. Allegedly ::)