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Title: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2019, 12:33:44
My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better. :'(

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid £120 with a £30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa..... :-*

Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: dave the builder on 23 March 2019, 13:00:13
Alexa is a slut
she has her own agenda  :y
don't make her part of your harem  :P

I hate p155y little screens,touch pads and screens and the like .
I like a proper keyboard and mouse and a screen I can actually see  :D
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2019, 13:05:00
Alexa is a slut
she has her own agenda  :y
don't make her part of your harem  :P

I hate p155y little screens,touch pads and screens and the like .
I like a proper keyboard and mouse and a screen I can actually see  :D

Yes. It would be better if it were larger.

Alexa has already told me as much.......... ::) ::)
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2019, 13:06:23
Ten usable inches isn't a bad size though.
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: dave the builder on 23 March 2019, 13:10:28
Ten usable inches isn't a bad size though.
I've got 32 inches  8) Mrs Builder says "it's too BIG"  ::)

Alexa will make it bigger for you if you give her your credit card details talk nicely to her  :P
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: STEMO on 23 March 2019, 14:01:56
I find my iPad very easy to use now. No device-destroying updates either.

If you want something bigger, Opti, try this:

https://www.johnlewis.com/2018-apple-ipad-pro-12-9-a12x-bionic-ios-wi-fi-256gb/p3834531?sku=237842033&s_kwcid=2dx92700024311620663&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4-verraY4QIVo7DtCh0r7QYSEAUYAiABEgJBo_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Rods2 on 23 March 2019, 14:08:29
My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better. :'(

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid £120 with a £30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa..... :-*

If it has bluetooth get youself a bluetooth qwerty keyboard off the bay of thieves for a few pounds. I've done this with my larger screen ipad, so typing is much quicker & you have the full screen for what you are doing.

Good to see your reactions are still first class M'lud and the laptop missed. ::) :-[ :o
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2019, 17:08:22
I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: STEMO on 23 March 2019, 17:10:48
I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?
Probably spilled his £200 a bottle brandy on it.
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2019, 17:58:46
I want to know about the laptop's demise. Was Mrs Opti's sister part of this unfortunate incident?

Everything that costs money involves a woman. :-X :-X
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2019, 18:01:52
I find my iPad very easy to use now. No device-destroying updates either.

If you want something bigger, Opti, try this:

https://www.johnlewis.com/2018-apple-ipad-pro-12-9-a12x-bionic-ios-wi-fi-256gb/p3834531?sku=237842033&s_kwcid=2dx92700024311620663&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4-verraY4QIVo7DtCh0r7QYSEAUYAiABEgJBo_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Very nice.
How about I find  the £119 and you put the outstanding £1000?...... :y

Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2019, 18:43:17
My laptop has suffered a mishap and is no more.😥......the less said the better. :'(

So, for now, I am using a ten inch Amazon Fire Tablet.


Once you get the hang of the smaller size and lack of keypad it's not too difficult to use. I paid £120 with a £30 money off voucher.

I may need help because I find myself strangely attracted to Alexa..... :-*

If it has bluetooth get youself a bluetooth qwerty keyboard off the bay of thieves for a few pounds. I've done this with my larger screen ipad, so typing is much quicker & you have the full screen for what you are doing.

Good to see your reactions are still first class M'lud and the laptop missed. ::) :-[ :o

Thanks, Mr Rods.

I shall look into this. :y
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 March 2019, 21:59:47
How do tablets fly compared to laptops M'lud?  ???

I'd imagine it dosn't hurt so much if they come in on target?  ???  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: I'm on tablets.
Post by: ronnyd on 24 March 2019, 15:57:06
How do tablets fly compared to laptops M'lud?  ???

I'd imagine it dosn't hurt so much if they come in on target?  ???  ::)  ;D
I find that if i stand perfectly still i,m usually ok. :-*