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Title: Granny Joke
Post by: M16 on 21 August 2008, 21:24:10

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes
Were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and
Was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say
Hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges
To those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.

He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em
Dry!'
The policeman fainted.

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: Jo_Kent on 21 August 2008, 21:25:30

 LOL, good one   ;D ;D

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 21 August 2008, 22:38:45

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 21 August 2008, 22:39:48

Truly awful... but made me grin ;D

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: Jimbob on 22 August 2008, 07:11:55

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 August 2008, 09:00:22

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: maria on 22 August 2008, 12:16:10

Good one  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Granny Joke
Post by: jimmas on 22 August 2008, 12:30:45

yea good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D