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Title: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: Viral_Jim on 09 April 2019, 11:19:43

Clearly, I work for absolute monsters!  ::)  ;D

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/08/woman-says-view-builders-yard-outside-made-cat-depressed-9135486/ (https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/08/woman-says-view-builders-yard-outside-made-cat-depressed-9135486/)

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: dave the builder on 09 April 2019, 11:44:54

Feel free to open a depot nearer me  :P
Our cat is too lazy to go hunting and only gets depressed if it don't get warmed prawns at 9PM on the dot  ;D
nice publicity for TP  :y the silly mare will have even more traffic now  ;D

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: STEMO on 09 April 2019, 13:08:23

Bastards!  >:(

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: Bigron on 09 April 2019, 13:11:15

Did anyone follow that side link to the Waitrose easter duck story?
Ridiculous - PC gone mad!

Ron.

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: biggriffin on 10 April 2019, 18:56:02

Maybe she should get someone to play with her pussy, might not be depressed then.. said Mrs Slocombe.

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: ronnyd on 10 April 2019, 22:10:50

Quote from: Bigron on 09 April 2019, 13:11:15

Did anyone follow that side link to the Waitrose easter duck story?
Ridiculous - PC gone mad!

Ron.

Perhaps they should have called it Rastus or Koonta.

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: STEMO on 10 April 2019, 22:20:26

Hoe the f**k did that duckling thing get past management? Someone must have thought the story of the ugly duckling might be appropriate, but they should have been told to go and sit in the corner and punch themselves in the face repeatedly when they presented it.  ;D
Anyway, the ugly duckling was a swan, so it should have been the white one.

Title: Re: Oh the Humanity!
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 10 April 2019, 22:46:02

No silly, the brown duckling became a swan... ::)

Now renamed Milky, Soy and Dusky ;D