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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.
On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but obvious dandruff gets into the elevator.
The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.
The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor.
The women watch him exit the elevator. Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, 'God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.'
To which the blonde replies, 'How do you give Shoulders?'
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This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION:
You are in England, York to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of his epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is... It's the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown!
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
You can save the life of Gordon Brown, or, you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!
THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...
Would you select high contrast colour film, or, would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
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B&W everytime :y
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First joke made me laugh ;D ;D and the answer to the second would be black & white :y
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Loved the Joke and B+W
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Good first joke ;Dand black and white. :y
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SWEARING.....
A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old sister are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's bloody well time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head n approval.
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh, sh1t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young lady?
'I don't know,' she blubbers, 'but it won't be rather Coco Pops!'
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;D ;D :y
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Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D :y :y