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Title: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 14:48:40
Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: scimmy_man on 24 September 2019, 15:04:10
tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 September 2019, 15:15:33
Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 15:15:39
tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 15:17:11
Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
I'm coming to the conclusion that all these old duffers who know nowt, actually don't want to know owt. Better that way.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 September 2019, 15:20:23
Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.

Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
I'm coming to the conclusion that all these old duffers who know nowt, actually don't want to know owt. Better that way.

Old people generally don't have much responsibility any more.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Rangie on 24 September 2019, 15:28:31
Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 15:31:40
Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all.  :)
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 15:36:12
So....if I've decided to stop thinking about the future.....I should just buy a big, comfortable, polluting car.  :)
Now you're talking, Stevie, lad. ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Olympia5776 on 24 September 2019, 15:38:09
You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: scimmy_man on 24 September 2019, 15:39:43
Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all.  :)

I usually flirt with the staff,
its amazing how an old fat bloke looking helpless at a display ALWAYS gets some womans attention ;D
last week looking for the bio yoghurt stuff, I asked someone, she spent the next 20 mins doing my shopping for me, and gave me details of where she lived ....
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 15:39:55
You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 15:40:43
Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all.  :)

I usually flirt with the staff,
its amazing how an old fat bloke looking helpless at a display ALWAYS gets some womans attention ;D
last week looking for the bio yoghurt stuff, I asked someone, she spent the next 20 mins doing my shopping for me, and gave me details of where she lived ....
The local asylum?  ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Andy B on 24 September 2019, 16:03:25
You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)

Fantastic ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I think that will be my motto for the day week  :y
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Andy B on 24 September 2019, 16:04:35
tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.

They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 24 September 2019, 16:08:50
tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.

They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows  ::) ;D

Yes, but it certainly didn't sound scouser to me! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 16:11:35
tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.

They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows  ::) ;D

Yes, but it certainly didn't sound scouser to me! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Be'ave yerself, girl, dem woolies sound notton like a scouser.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 24 September 2019, 16:12:17
tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.

They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows  ::) ;D

Yes, but it certainly didn't sound scouser to me! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Be'ave yerself, girl, dem woolies sound notton like a scouser.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: henryd on 24 September 2019, 16:16:15
You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .

My new screen background  ....

(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)

Love it :y :y
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 24 September 2019, 16:23:46
I have had several phone conversations in the last month with an old fella in Yorkshire, due to the fact his racing pigeon decided it didn't want to fly home from Kent and has taken up residence at my workplace.
He sounds so laid back and relaxed about everything it makes me want to go and live up North.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 16:27:25
I have had several phone conversations in the last month with an old fella in Yorkshire, due to the fact his racing pigeon decided it didn't want to fly home from Kent and has taken up residence at my workplace.
He sounds so laid back and relaxed about everything it makes me want to go and live up North.
F**k off, we're full.  ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Viral_Jim on 24 September 2019, 16:35:54
F**k off, we're full.  ;D

Glad to see you're upholding the proud tradition of friendly northern folk.  ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Varche on 24 September 2019, 17:27:29
I shall be in sunny Scarborough tomorrow.

Got a village “ memories” event where people bring in old photos, documents etc. There will be some old uns talking broad Yorkshire there.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: ronnyd on 25 September 2019, 17:28:09
I have had several phone conversations in the last month with an old fella in Yorkshire, due to the fact his racing pigeon decided it didn't want to fly home from Kent and has taken up residence at my workplace.
He sounds so laid back and relaxed about everything it makes me want to go and live up North.
Probably if you did manage to send it back he,d only wring it,s neck. A homing pigeon that doesn,t fly home is no use at all. ;)
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 25 September 2019, 17:57:26
I did offer to call the RSPCA or have it humanely dispatched, but he really wants it back if he can arrange the logistics.
Having said that, being a Yorkshireman, hes far to fickin tight to drive down here and collect it.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 September 2019, 18:03:29
I did offer to call the RSPCA or have it humanely dispatched, but he really wants it back if he can arrange the logistics.
Having said that, being a Yorkshireman, hes far to fickin tight to drive down here and collect it.

Mmm pigeon pie!  ;D
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: ronnyd on 25 September 2019, 19:06:08
I did offer to call the RSPCA or have it humanely dispatched, but he really wants it back if he can arrange the logistics.
Having said that, being a Yorkshireman, hes far to fickin tight to drive down here and collect it.
There was a very sick looking pigeon in my garden yesterday. Went up to it, but to ill to fly, just fluttered away a few feet. Should have really put it out of it,s misery but haven,t got the bottle. Dropped a plastic container over it and took it to a belt of trees just down the road and released it. Just sat there but when i looked a couple of hours later no sign of it. If  i had an airgun i would have done the deed. :-[
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Nick W on 26 September 2019, 13:11:53
You need a cat, Ron.


So do we now, as our garden pest control sub-contractor(rodents, birds, foxes) died unexpectedly last week.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 September 2019, 14:50:46
I have a pest controller - rabbits, foxes, deer, people of they are remotely left wing - coming into work this weekend, so I may get him to bring the little episode to a close.
Title: Re: Just got back from a walk with the pooch
Post by: dave the builder on 26 September 2019, 17:12:21
I have a pest controller - rabbits, foxes, deer, people of they are remotely left wing - coming into work this weekend, so I may get him to bring the little episode to a close.
the diesel fumes from your french CL-Eeyore  :-\
that would be a very long ,very boring death  ;D