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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 24 September 2019, 14:48:40
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Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.
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tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
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Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.
Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
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tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.
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Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.
Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
I'm coming to the conclusion that all these old duffers who know nowt, actually don't want to know owt. Better that way.
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Pissing down with rain, just a few oldish fellas with their mutts out and about. "Ow do, 'Ows thee dog? She's a right cutie" "Ay up, lad, has thee been t'res (the local reservoir) this aft? Full o' blue green algae. Terrible"
No one had listened to or was interested in the big news. Happy as Larry, they were, living the simple life. 'F**k it' I thought, 'I think this might be my future'.
Young age looks forward. Old age looks back. Middle age looks worried.
I'm coming to the conclusion that all these old duffers who know nowt, actually don't want to know owt. Better that way.
Old people generally don't have much responsibility any more.
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Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
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Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all. :)
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So....if I've decided to stop thinking about the future.....I should just buy a big, comfortable, polluting car. :)
Now you're talking, Stevie, lad. ;D
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You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .
My new screen background ....
(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)
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Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all. :)
I usually flirt with the staff,
its amazing how an old fat bloke looking helpless at a display ALWAYS gets some womans attention ;D
last week looking for the bio yoghurt stuff, I asked someone, she spent the next 20 mins doing my shopping for me, and gave me details of where she lived ....
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You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .
My new screen background ....
(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Love walking my dog out this morning at 07.15 for just over an hour didn't see or talk to anyone..
Just how I like it..😉
I even like going to Asda now. I put my telephone number into the console on the way in, pick up a bar code reader and of I go. I bleep my way around the store, go to the 'scan and go' checkout, pay and walk out. No need to speak to anyone at all. :)
I usually flirt with the staff,
its amazing how an old fat bloke looking helpless at a display ALWAYS gets some womans attention ;D
last week looking for the bio yoghurt stuff, I asked someone, she spent the next 20 mins doing my shopping for me, and gave me details of where she lived ....
The local asylum? ;D
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You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .
My new screen background ....
(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)
Fantastic .... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I think that will be my motto for the day week :y
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tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.
They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows ::) ;D
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tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.
They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows ::) ;D
Yes, but it certainly didn't sound scouser to me! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.
They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows ::) ;D
Yes, but it certainly didn't sound scouser to me! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Be'ave yerself, girl, dem woolies sound notton like a scouser.
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tha may need `terpreter for`t sutherners
Aye. The talk reet funny down there, tha knows.
They talk even funnier in Wigin tha' knows ::) ;D
Yes, but it certainly didn't sound scouser to me! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Be'ave yerself, girl, dem woolies sound notton like a scouser.
;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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You know , one of our two dirty diesels is still warm outside and I'm sitting here watching the rain fall ,the stoves blazing burning real black dirty coal , some turf and a big bit of oak on top and I can't see the bottom of the garden for thick smoke . I'ts luverrly .
My new screen background ....
(https://i.ibb.co/GTkLf3w/10ztij7.jpg)
Love it :y :y
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I have had several phone conversations in the last month with an old fella in Yorkshire, due to the fact his racing pigeon decided it didn't want to fly home from Kent and has taken up residence at my workplace.
He sounds so laid back and relaxed about everything it makes me want to go and live up North.
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I have had several phone conversations in the last month with an old fella in Yorkshire, due to the fact his racing pigeon decided it didn't want to fly home from Kent and has taken up residence at my workplace.
He sounds so laid back and relaxed about everything it makes me want to go and live up North.
F**k off, we're full. ;D
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F**k off, we're full. ;D
Glad to see you're upholding the proud tradition of friendly northern folk. ;D
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I shall be in sunny Scarborough tomorrow.
Got a village “ memories” event where people bring in old photos, documents etc. There will be some old uns talking broad Yorkshire there.
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I have had several phone conversations in the last month with an old fella in Yorkshire, due to the fact his racing pigeon decided it didn't want to fly home from Kent and has taken up residence at my workplace.
He sounds so laid back and relaxed about everything it makes me want to go and live up North.
Probably if you did manage to send it back he,d only wring it,s neck. A homing pigeon that doesn,t fly home is no use at all. ;)
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I did offer to call the RSPCA or have it humanely dispatched, but he really wants it back if he can arrange the logistics.
Having said that, being a Yorkshireman, hes far to fickin tight to drive down here and collect it.
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I did offer to call the RSPCA or have it humanely dispatched, but he really wants it back if he can arrange the logistics.
Having said that, being a Yorkshireman, hes far to fickin tight to drive down here and collect it.
Mmm pigeon pie! ;D
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I did offer to call the RSPCA or have it humanely dispatched, but he really wants it back if he can arrange the logistics.
Having said that, being a Yorkshireman, hes far to fickin tight to drive down here and collect it.
There was a very sick looking pigeon in my garden yesterday. Went up to it, but to ill to fly, just fluttered away a few feet. Should have really put it out of it,s misery but haven,t got the bottle. Dropped a plastic container over it and took it to a belt of trees just down the road and released it. Just sat there but when i looked a couple of hours later no sign of it. If i had an airgun i would have done the deed. :-[
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You need a cat, Ron.
So do we now, as our garden pest control sub-contractor(rodents, birds, foxes) died unexpectedly last week.
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I have a pest controller - rabbits, foxes, deer, people of they are remotely left wing - coming into work this weekend, so I may get him to bring the little episode to a close.
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I have a pest controller - rabbits, foxes, deer, people of they are remotely left wing - coming into work this weekend, so I may get him to bring the little episode to a close.
the diesel fumes from your french CL-Eeyore :-\
that would be a very long ,very boring death ;D