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Title: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 16:09:36: How unfair is that? Unwell in my own time and no day off work! :(

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 October 2019, 16:20:36: Man flu.... :(
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 October 2019, 16:22:57: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 October 2019, 16:20:36
Man flu.... :(

Let us hope not or it is RIP Ron.... :-\
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: scimmy_man on 04 October 2019, 17:17:49: can you put a note in?

then have another day off when better??? ;D
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 17:25:56: Good plan! Er, how does that work, then?

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: BazaJT on 04 October 2019, 17:58:03: On the flip side now I'm retired I can afford to be ill 8) When I was working I was self employed[a "one man band"]so couldn't afford to be ill as I'd have no income for the duration and would've been letting customers down.At least now the pension comes in regardless :y
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: redelitev6 on 04 October 2019, 20:16:11: Make the most of retirement , surprising how many people pop their clogs soon after retiring :y
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 20:19:18: True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: biggriffin on 04 October 2019, 20:22:28: Quote from: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 20:19:18
True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

Can I have ya car....
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: dave the builder on 04 October 2019, 20:28:38: I think your entitled to a fit young nubile nurse to take care of your needs on the NHS Ron :y
If not,I hope you get better soon ;D

Quote from: biggriffin on 04 October 2019, 20:22:28
Quote from: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 20:19:18
True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

Can I have ya car....
Join the queue ,it's got a new MOT :D ;D
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 23:00:29: I thought perhaps a week in bed, under a trained nurse? 8) :y

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Terbs on 05 October 2019, 00:15:30: How do you spell a long intake of breath :) :)
A week under NNNurse GGGGladys Emmanuel will kill or cure :)
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 05 October 2019, 07:40:47: Ah, but what lovely "pillows" she has!

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 October 2019, 08:43:07: Quote from: Bigron on 04 October 2019, 23:00:29
I thought perhaps a week in bed, under a trained nurse? 8) :y

Ron.

(https://i.postimg.cc/VkySM38L/fatty-thinny.png)

:)
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 05 October 2019, 09:02:15: HEEELP!!!
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: dave the builder on 05 October 2019, 09:46:05: Clearly Sir Tigger's idea of "a fit young nubile nurse" is very different to what I had in mind :o
I do hope that photo did not set back your recovery too much Ron :-\
this one will change the brake fluid in the reservoir of your Omega too :)
(https://www.fancydressandparty.com/media/catalog/product/n/u/nurse-costume_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 05 October 2019, 12:16:51: With that for a friend, who needs enemas! :o

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: TheBoy on 05 October 2019, 14:35:09: Quote from: Tainted Tony on 05 October 2019, 00:15:30
How do you spell a long intake of breath :) :)
A week under NNNurse GGGGladys Emmanuel will kill or cure :)
That killed Arkwright off though
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Bigron on 05 October 2019, 15:21:15: Well, if you have to go..... :)

Ron.
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Nick W on 05 October 2019, 17:17:54: The first picture is of the nurse who calculates your BMI and insists that you, who with a lot of effort might lose 5kg, is obese and will die waddling out to your car. After she's emptied another inhaler for enough breath for such a long sentence.

I'm not bitter.....
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: BazaJT on 06 October 2019, 10:42:30: She'd have to be offering some pretty damn special "services" to get anywhere near me with a syringe that size :D ;D
Title: Re: Retired, and with man-flu!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 October 2019, 12:28:39: Quote from: BazaJT on 06 October 2019, 10:42:30
She'd have to be offering some pretty damn special "services" to get anywhere near me with a syringe that size :D ;D

Looks very much like silicone sealant to my eyes.

A tube full of this up the back passage may prove to be an inexpensive cure for diarrhoea, and discourage men who like boys bottoms rather too much. :)