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Title: Strange betting win last night
Post by: STEMO on 12 October 2019, 10:20:33
I decided that, if I was going to watch Czech Republic v England, I might has well have a bet. Sky bet had a banner across the top of their home page saying that Kane to score assisted by Sterling was boosted from 9/2 to 9/1, and that this had happened in England's last three games, so I put a tenner on. Watched the plonkers get beat and thought no more of it.
Logged in this morning to find £100 in my account. Apparently, because Sterling was brought down for the penalty, and Kane scored the penalty, that counts as an assist. You live and learn.
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2019, 10:57:33
I don't hold with betting. It is the work of Satan. 8)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: STEMO on 12 October 2019, 11:17:50
I don't hold with betting. It is the work of Satan. 8)
It is when you lose your house, as some people seem to do. But it's okay, you can claim you are addicted to gambling and blame the betting company and get on tv with a sad face. Another snowflake syndrome.
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: dave the builder on 12 October 2019, 11:49:30
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2019, 12:28:50
You should use your time more productively. :)

May I suggest more time in church or helping out at a food bank.

May I suggest you donate the £100 of ungodly winnings to the above food bank. :)

Hope this helps  to comfort your soul. :)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2019, 12:29:35
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)


 :) ;)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: STEMO on 12 October 2019, 12:32:25
You should use your time more productively. :)

May I suggest more time in church or helping out at a food bank.

May I suggest you donate the £100 of ungodly winnings to the above food bank. :)

Hope this helps  to comfort your soul. :)
You can suggest anything you like, if it keeps your old mind occupied.  ;D
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2019, 12:34:28
You should use your time more productively. :)

May I suggest more time in church or helping out at a food bank.

May I suggest you donate the £100 of ungodly winnings to the above food bank. :)

Hope this helps  to comfort your soul. :)
You can suggest anything you like, if it keeps your old mind occupied.  ;D



Scouse heathen.... :)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: STEMO on 12 October 2019, 12:34:38
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)
Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm.  ;D
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: dave the builder on 12 October 2019, 12:45:22
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)
Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm.  ;D
you need to buy it from a genuine Vauxhall dealer that you can genuinely walk into   ;)
you won't get genuine MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) from ebay ,despite what the seller claims  ::)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: STEMO on 12 October 2019, 12:48:14
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)
Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm.  ;D
you need to buy it from a genuine Vauxhall dealer that you can genuinely walk into   ;)
you won't get genuine MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) from ebay ,despite what the seller claims  ::)
Don't need it anymore. My natural happy disposition suffices nowadays.  :)
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: Varche on 12 October 2019, 13:24:13
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)
Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm.  ;D

Hmm how do you know? Have you had an expert opinion? Mind you my fifty donuts a day habit hasnt done me any harm now we have had bigger doors installed.
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2019, 14:04:33
Well done Uncle Stemo  :)
enough winnings to fuel an omega for a week
 to buy an Omega
or a couple of lines of snorting sherbet  :-X
expect begging letters  ::)
Ecstasy was my drug of choice, before it became adulterated with whatever shite it is cut with these days. It hasn't done me any harm.  ;D
you need to buy it from a genuine Vauxhall dealer that you can genuinely walk into   ;)
you won't get genuine MDMA (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) from ebay ,despite what the seller claims  ::)
Don't need it anymore. My natural happy disposition suffices nowadays.  :)


A happy scouser?.......a scouser who doesn't whinge?

More likely to find a unicorn.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Strange betting win last night
Post by: dave the builder on 12 October 2019, 14:22:34
As most drugs are imported , after the Brexit bomb goes off in a few weeks  ::) drugs won't be available anyway  ;)
fortunately for me, even though I left the EU in march, I can still get my caffeine and nicotine (though it's hidden under the counter and you have to ask for it  :-X) from a local supply outpost