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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 October 2019, 15:04:59
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......... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Apparently the kiss was wet and sloppy and he had food around his mouth. :-X
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You been on the sauce again old chap?
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You been on the sauce again old chap?
Opti hasn't, but Gazza certainly has.
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If it was Opti, he'd have said 'Is that your fiver on the floor, love?', and taken her from behind ;D
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Mm that’s foul, hope she didn’t take offside.. err offence♋️
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He was trying to help give a fat lass more confidence. :)
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how do you chat up a fat lass?
peice of cake,
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Fat lasses are like mopeds....
Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! :)
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Fat lasses are like mopeds....
Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! :)
The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.
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Fat lasses are like mopeds....
Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! :)
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Answer your phone ;)
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Last time I was with a F L I burned my arse on the light bulb ::)
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Fat lasses are like mopeds....
Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! :)
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Answer your phone ;)
Don't Tigger :o He's gonna set you up with the famous Welsh Mega Lass. ;D
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Bloody hell rumbled again ;D :D :D
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Fat lasses are like mopeds....
Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one! :)
The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.
I told my mates 14 yr old son to take precautions, "always give a false name" him mum was unimpressed. ::)
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A little extra bit of womanly flesh can be quite nice. :y
When they look like a melted candle with their kit off best to start running. :-X
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.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
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.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
I will have to take your word for that M'lud. :)
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.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
I will have to take your word for that M'lud. :)
Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)
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.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
I will have to take your word for that M'lud. :)
Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)
I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once.... :-\
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.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
I will have to take your word for that M'lud. :)
Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)
I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once.... :-\
Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers' :)
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Sprinkle it with talc and aim for the damp patch.
:-X
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.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
I will have to take your word for that M'lud. :)
Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)
I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once.... :-\
Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers' :)
Each to his own M'lud. :)
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Yep that’s ideal, fall in love with a new boiler :y ;D
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Apparently, he did not kiss a fat lass, not in a sexual way, anyhow.
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Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !
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Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !
We never actually saw, or heard from, said fat lass.
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Bet the papers and TV are gutted he's been found not guilty , Jeremy Whine would have had a field day .