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Title: He kissed a fat lass....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 October 2019, 15:04:59
......... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 October 2019, 15:11:08
Apparently the kiss was wet and sloppy and he had food around his mouth. :-X
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Post by: Viral_Jim on 14 October 2019, 15:51:54
You been on the sauce again old chap?
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Post by: STEMO on 14 October 2019, 16:05:45
You been on the sauce again old chap?
Opti hasn't, but Gazza certainly has.
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Post by: STEMO on 14 October 2019, 16:07:44
If it was Opti, he'd have said 'Is that your fiver on the floor, love?', and taken her from behind  ;D
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Post by: Raeturbo on 14 October 2019, 17:05:35
Mm that’s foul, hope she didn’t take offside.. err offence♋️
Title: Re: He kissed a fat lass....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 October 2019, 17:38:59
He was trying to help give a fat lass more confidence. :)
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Post by: scimmy_man on 14 October 2019, 17:52:40
how do you chat up a fat lass?

peice of cake,
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 October 2019, 20:25:24
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
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Post by: STEMO on 14 October 2019, 20:29:40
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.
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Post by: Raeturbo on 14 October 2019, 20:40:45
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
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          Answer your phone ;)
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Post by: Raeturbo on 14 October 2019, 20:41:58
Last time I was with a F L I burned my arse on the light bulb ::)
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Post by: STEMO on 14 October 2019, 20:42:37
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
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          Answer your phone ;)
Don't Tigger  :o He's gonna set you up with the famous Welsh Mega Lass.  ;D
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Post by: Raeturbo on 14 October 2019, 20:45:08
Bloody hell rumbled again ;D :D :D
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Post by: scimmy_man on 14 October 2019, 22:09:42
Fat lasses are like mopeds....

Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!  :)
The old fat lass joke:
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.

I told my mates 14 yr old son to take precautions, "always give a false name" him mum was unimpressed. ::)
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2019, 12:29:06
A little extra bit of womanly flesh can be quite nice. :y

When they look like a melted candle with their kit off best to start running. :-X
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2019, 12:31:02
.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 October 2019, 12:33:57
.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)
Title: Re: He kissed a fat lass....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2019, 12:43:35
.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 October 2019, 13:33:19
.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once....  :-\
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2019, 14:12:21
.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once....  :-\

Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers' :)
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Post by: biggriffin on 15 October 2019, 16:05:52
Sprinkle it with talc and aim for the damp patch.

 :-X
Title: Re: He kissed a fat lass....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 October 2019, 18:06:50
.....and the only apron should be the one they wear in the kitchen.......and not a huge fold of skin that hangs down to their knees. :)

I will have to take your word for that M'lud.  :)

Aw.....come on. I sure there are plenty of fat lass in 'Darzett' to give the Marina suspension a workout. :)

I think I may have seen something as you describe on Embarrassing Fat Bodies once....  :-\

Plenty of men out there who are 'chubby chasers' :)

Each to his own M'lud.  :)
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Post by: Raeturbo on 15 October 2019, 21:00:23
Yep that’s ideal, fall in love with a new boiler :y ;D
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Post by: STEMO on 17 October 2019, 15:23:27
Apparently, he did not kiss a fat lass, not in a sexual way, anyhow.
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Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 October 2019, 15:25:14
Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !
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Post by: STEMO on 17 October 2019, 15:26:13
Must have been quite a few middle aged football fans on the jury !
We never actually saw, or heard from, said fat lass.
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Post by: redelitev6 on 17 October 2019, 18:11:47
Bet the papers and TV are gutted he's been found not guilty , Jeremy Whine would have had a field day .