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Title: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 October 2019, 12:27:59
.......thanks to being ripped off for a new driving licence which must be replaced every 10 years.

I do not recognise the picture of the old man looking back at me. :-\
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Andy B on 23 October 2019, 12:38:58
.......thanks to being ripped off for a new driving licence which must be replaced every 10 years.
which is one of the reasons my licence is still on parchment ....
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I do not recognise the picture of the old man looking back at me. :-\
I see my Dad loads  of times when I look in the mirror ....  ???

Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Varche on 23 October 2019, 12:45:09
Consider yourself lucky that Britain left the EU.

Otherwise you would have had to have a medical ( about £35) then a test of reactions and abilities ( free) and then pay to have your licence renewed ( another about £40). Every ten years from age 65

When/if you rejoin the EU you may have all that to look forward to as the rules are harmonised.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 October 2019, 12:47:17
.......thanks to being ripped off for a new driving licence which must be replaced every 10 years.
which is one of the reasons my licence is still on parchment ....
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I do not recognise the picture of the old man looking back at me. :-\
I see my Dad loads  of times when I look in the mirror ....  ???



We  don't see ourselves as other people see us.

I see an exceptionally handsome young man in his prime..... young people who I have never met probably see an old fart who will soon be six feet under. ::)

Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Nick W on 23 October 2019, 13:41:24
Consider yourself lucky that Britain left the EU.

Otherwise you would have had to have a medical ( about £35) then a test of reactions and abilities ( free) and then pay to have your licence renewed ( another about £40). Every ten years from age 65

When/if you rejoin the EU you may have all that to look forward to as the rules are harmonised.


we ought to be doing all of that anyway. Proof of a recent sight test and a receipt for any nscessary corrective lenses should be another requirement.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Andy B on 23 October 2019, 15:30:49
.....

We  don't see ourselves as other people see us.

I see an exceptionally handsome young man in his prime..... young people who I have never met probably see an old fart who will soon be six feet under. ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: STEMO on 23 October 2019, 16:25:35
Never, ever, put your reading glasses on while looking in the bathroom mirror  :(
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 October 2019, 17:00:34
Never, ever, put your reading glasses on while looking in the bathroom mirror  :(

.....and never be tempted to buy a magnifying mirror.  :-\
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: STEMO on 23 October 2019, 17:21:14
Never, ever, put your reading glasses on while looking in the bathroom mirror  :(

.....and never be tempted to buy a magnifying mirror.  :-\
Did you use it to put your makeup on?  ;D
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 October 2019, 17:23:16
Never, ever, put your reading glasses on while looking in the bathroom mirror  :(

.....and never be tempted to buy a magnifying mirror.  :-\
Did you use it to put your makeup on?  ;D

Doesn't everyone?..... :) ;) ;D
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Bigron on 23 October 2019, 17:49:06
Only at weekends, along with the dress and high heels!  :-*

Ron.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: STEMO on 23 October 2019, 17:52:03
Only at weekends, along with the dress and high heels!  :-*

Ron.
Mind bleach to gen diss  :o :o :o
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 23 October 2019, 18:02:07
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 October 2019, 18:04:10
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.

Blue?  ???
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: STEMO on 23 October 2019, 18:06:18
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.
Going anywhere nice? Eire?
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Varche on 23 October 2019, 18:18:15
France for spare parts?
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: STEMO on 23 October 2019, 18:23:49
France for spare parts?
Tee hee  ;D
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 October 2019, 18:26:36
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.

Top left corner on my new photo licence. Perhaps this can be seen as an omen that we will be remaining in the EU. ::)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 23 October 2019, 18:55:47
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.

Blue?  ???

Unfortunately not.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 23 October 2019, 18:56:16
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.
Going anywhere nice? Eire?

Far cough
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 23 October 2019, 18:56:53
France for spare parts?

You too.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 23 October 2019, 18:57:36
I just paid around £150 for a new pair of passports. They came without the hateful EU insignia on the front so it was worth every penny.

Top left corner on my new photo licence. Perhaps this can be seen as an omen that we will be remaining in the EU. ::)

They know you voted remain, so your staying in.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Rods2 on 23 October 2019, 19:21:50
£21 lighter. Is it a pattern part Chinese Ronson at that price? ::) Does it use petrol or derv? :P
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 23 October 2019, 19:52:24
.......thanks to being ripped off for a new driving licence which must be replaced every 10 years.

I do not recognise the picture of the old man looking back at me. :-\

That is one advantage of being a diabetic on insulin. I get a free new licence every 3 years. :y

The bad side of that is that every 3 years you have to go through medical hoops to ensure you are fit to hold a licence! ::) ::)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Andy B on 23 October 2019, 19:53:48
.......thanks to being ripped off for a new driving licence which must be replaced every 10 years.

I do not recognise the picture of the old man looking back at me. :-\

That is one advantage of being a diabetic on insulin. I get a free new licence every 3 years. :y

The bad side of that is that every 3 years you have to go through medical hoops to ensure you are fit to hold a licence! ::) ::)
You've not convinced me to be diabetic .....  ::)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 23 October 2019, 19:56:30
.......thanks to being ripped off for a new driving licence which must be replaced every 10 years.

I do not recognise the picture of the old man looking back at me. :-\

That is one advantage of being a diabetic on insulin. I get a free new licence every 3 years. :y

The bad side of that is that every 3 years you have to go through medical hoops to ensure you are fit to hold a licence! ::) ::)
You've not convinced me to be diabetic .....  ::)

Did you think I was trying to? ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Andy B on 23 October 2019, 20:30:55
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Did you think I was trying to? ;D ;D ;)

 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: biggriffin on 24 October 2019, 11:00:44
Consider yourself lucky that Britain left the EU.

Otherwise you would have had to have a medical ( about £35) then a test of reactions and abilities ( free) and then pay to have your licence renewed ( another about £40). Every ten years from age 65

When/if you rejoin the EU you may have all that to look forward to as the rules are harmonised.


I have a medical every 5years, and eyetest every 2. 

I think an eyetest should be mandatory after 60 every 2 years. 

And after driving from Nerja to Alhurin last night, there's a few of the natives, who should have the license taking off them, the standard of night driving is bad, they just can't keep up a decent speed or decided which lane to use.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2019, 12:59:04
Just had a look at the back of my nice new piece of pink plastic.

I passed my bike test on 25th May 1977. Yamaha RD 250.........none of this nancy boy 12 BHP 125cc boll*cks back then. :y
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2019, 13:01:23
I'm informed the 2 stroke smoke still hangs in the air. :)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2019, 13:21:05
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2019, 14:13:11
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2019, 14:17:41
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)

1985/6?  I know it was just before I was 17.  ::)  :'(
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2019, 14:32:04
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)

1985/6?  I know it was just before I was 17.  ::)  :'(

I have a feeling it was well before this. But what do I know. :-X
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2019, 17:17:48
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)

1985/6?  I know it was just before I was 17.  ::)  :'(

I have a feeling it was well before this. But what do I know. :-X

Yep you're right M'lud, it was 1983.  :y

Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: biggriffin on 25 October 2019, 17:28:16
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)

1985/6?  I know it was just before I was 17.  ::)  :'(


I don't remember the dates, but I had my test booked, 2days before the law changed, and due to being unwell missed my test on a RD250f, that I had rebuilt, so never took my test, probably a blessing as I think I may not have lasted as long as I have.... ;)

Does that mean I'm as young as the wurzel.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 October 2019, 17:52:21
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)

1985/6?  I know it was just before I was 17.  ::)  :'(


I don't remember the dates, but I had my test booked, 2days before the law changed, and due to being unwell missed my test on a RD250f, that I had rebuilt, so never took my test, probably a blessing as I think I may not have lasted as long as I have.... ;)

Does that mean I'm as young as the wurzel.

I should think you are quite a bit younger than Lord Opti to be honest Big Griff.  :y

He's so old he doesn't break wind, he breaks dust!  ;D
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2019, 19:34:28
I'm significantly more youthful than the scouser.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 25 October 2019, 19:42:01
I was riding my 200cc Triumph tiger cub on the roads when I was fourteen. Finally went legal and took my test in the mid 90,s.
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: biggriffin on 26 October 2019, 09:44:31
I passed my bike test on 13/04/87 on a Yamaha RXS100.  :)

This was still in the days when the tester stood on the corner and sent you round the block.  :y 

So off I go, but my bike conked out just as I got round the first corner.  ;D   I had forgotten to turn the petrol tap on!  ::)

I furiously kicked it over until I got it going again, and then went hell for leather round the rest of the block to the last corner, which I went sedately round where the tester was waiting to step out in front for the emergency stop!  ;D

I passed!  :D  :y

Yep.....innocent times. When did the 125cc law come about?

I failed first time. The examiner was obviously hopeless. ;)

1985/6?  I know it was just before I was 17.  ::)  :'(


I don't remember the dates, but I had my test booked, 2days before the law changed, and due to being unwell missed my test on a RD250f, that I had rebuilt, so never took my test, probably a blessing as I think I may not have lasted as long as I have.... ;)

Does that mean I'm as young as the wurzel.

I should think you are quite a bit younger than Lord Opti to be honest Big Griff.  :y

He's so old he doesn't break wind, he breaks dust!  ;D


I was 18, in 1983. I'm a mere whippersnapper compared to some on here. ;)
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 October 2019, 11:55:03
I was seven. If that helps :D
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2019, 12:20:44
Yes.....before 1983 (according to Sir Tig) 'spotty 17 year old yoofs' could take their test on ton up 30 BHP 250cc 2 strokes. :y

No helmet law before 1973 and I would often ride pillion without a helmet on a 650cc Triumph Bonneville owned by my brother. :y


 
Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2019, 12:26:31
Good friend of mine passed his test on a Honda 250. A week later he sold it and bought a brand new 1978 Suzuki GS1000 with 90 BHP. A week later after a horrific crash with a car he was in a box and I was at his funeral. :-\




Title: Re: £21 lighter.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 October 2019, 14:20:24
I remember a few similar incidents with mates in the 70,s. Mostly on two stroke 250,s. Came pretty close to becoming one of those stories myself.