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Title: Oven Chips
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 December 2019, 18:21:36
I'd never thought about oven chips until recently and usually just grabbed the cheapest supermarket own brand, until I ran out and bought a bag of McCains from a Spar shop.  Expensive, but far and away better than the own brands I usually buy.  :y

I'm currently wading through a big bag from The Hearty Food Company which cost 90p in Tesco.  Not bad, but a bit greasy.  ::) 

The same size bag of McCains oven chips were somewhere between £2 -£3!  :o  When the chips were down, I couldn't bring myself to splash out....  :-[  ;D

So what are your favourite oven chips?  ???
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 18:27:10
I was gonna tell you, then I thought....an 'oven chip' thread....no  ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 December 2019, 18:27:24
I'd never thought about oven chips until recently and usually just grabbed the cheapest supermarket own brand, until I ran out and bought a bag of McCains from a Spar shop.  Expensive, but far and away better than the own brands I usually buy.  :y

I'm currently wading through a big bag from The Hearty Food Company which cost 90p in Tesco.  Not bad, but a bit greasy.  ::) 

The same size bag of McCains oven chips were somewhere between £2 -£3!  :o  When the chips were down, I couldn't bring myself to splash out....  :-[  ;D

So what are your favourite oven chips?  ???


Those made from potato. :)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 18:27:56
I'd never thought about oven chips until recently and usually just grabbed the cheapest supermarket own brand, until I ran out and bought a bag of McCains from a Spar shop.  Expensive, but far and away better than the own brands I usually buy.  :y

I'm currently wading through a big bag from The Hearty Food Company which cost 90p in Tesco.  Not bad, but a bit greasy.  ::) 

The same size bag of McCains oven chips were somewhere between £2 -£3!  :o  When the chips were down, I couldn't bring myself to splash out....  :-[  ;D

So what are your favourite oven chips?  ???


Those made from potato. :)
Or the ones someone else cooks.  ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 December 2019, 18:33:23
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it a good idea to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)

Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 18:34:09
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it was a good to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)
What were the chips like?
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 December 2019, 18:36:15
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it was a good to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)
What were the chips like?


Black as Obama's arse......and probably very wet. :)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Andy B on 04 December 2019, 18:45:10
....

So what are your favourite oven chips?  ???

No such thing .... chippy chips only!  :y :y
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 18:48:49
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it was a good to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)
What were the chips like?


Black as Obama's arse......and probably very wet. :)
Obama isn't black anymore, he's a person of colour now.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 04 December 2019, 19:06:44
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it a good idea to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)

That's exactly what happened to some of my Mums family about 20 years ago. Son came home late from the pub. Put the chip pan on and sat down to watch TV while it heated up,then fell asleep. His parents, sister and sisters baby were all upstairs in bed.
The firemen found the four bodies huddled together in the corner of a bedroom, presumably to try and escape the smoke and hope someone would rescue them.
They had no chance of getting down the stairs, and the upstairs windows were all long thin slits that a person couldn't possibly climb through.
I believe the son ended up on the funny farm because he couldn't live with the guilt. Whoever designed the houses probably didn't lose a wink of sleep though.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 04 December 2019, 19:09:06
On a more cheerful note. Oven chips are universally shite. The ones swmbo cooks in the frying pan cooked in oil are lovely, but not quite as nice as the ones my old Mum used to cook in lard. Her and my Dad had many heart attacks between them though, and the lard was probably a contributory factor.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 December 2019, 19:11:33
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it a good idea to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)

That's exactly what happened to some of my Mums family about 20 years ago. Son came home late from the pub. Put the chip pan on and sat down to watch TV while it heated up,then fell asleep. His parents, sister and sisters baby were all upstairs in bed.
The firemen found the four bodies huddled together in the corner of a bedroom, presumably to try and escape the smoke and hope someone would rescue them.
They had no chance of getting down the stairs, and the upstairs windows were all long thin slits that a person couldn't possibly climb through.
I believe the son ended up on the funny farm because he couldn't live with the guilt. Whoever designed the houses probably didn't lose a wink of sleep though.



Fookin ell...... :-\
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 19:15:44
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it a good idea to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)

That's exactly what happened to some of my Mums family about 20 years ago. Son came home late from the pub. Put the chip pan on and sat down to watch TV while it heated up,then fell asleep. His parents, sister and sisters baby were all upstairs in bed.
The firemen found the four bodies huddled together in the corner of a bedroom, presumably to try and escape the smoke and hope someone would rescue them.
They had no chance of getting down the stairs, and the upstairs windows were all long thin slits that a person couldn't possibly climb through.
I believe the son ended up on the funny farm because he couldn't live with the guilt. Whoever designed the houses probably didn't lose a wink of sleep though.
That's truly awful. When you think about the difference in the way we live now to only, say, 60 years ago, it's like a different world. To the very young of today, we are history.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Raeturbo on 04 December 2019, 19:33:22
My Friends  granny used to cook them on an open coal fire in a saucepan full of lard then served them up to us in newspaper they were the best. Could have been the printers ink ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 04 December 2019, 19:44:49
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it a good idea to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)

That's exactly what happened to some of my Mums family about 20 years ago. Son came home late from the pub. Put the chip pan on and sat down to watch TV while it heated up,then fell asleep. His parents, sister and sisters baby were all upstairs in bed.
The firemen found the four bodies huddled together in the corner of a bedroom, presumably to try and escape the smoke and hope someone would rescue them.
They had no chance of getting down the stairs, and the upstairs windows were all long thin slits that a person couldn't possibly climb through.
I believe the son ended up on the funny farm because he couldn't live with the guilt. Whoever designed the houses probably didn't lose a wink of sleep though.
That's truly awful. When you think about the difference in the way we live now to only, say, 60 years ago, it's like a different world. To the very young of today, we are history.

The house in question was quite modern. Built in the late 60,s iirc. Bloody scandalous to put that design of windows in a house then.
The Father of the family who was killed in the fire had to be the unluckiest bloke alive. When he was younger he worked in Belfast shipyard. He was walking across the deck of a partially built ship in the dar, and someone had forgotten to put a plate over a hole in the deck. He fell down it and fell 70 feet, his arms and legs catching on the girders etc. on the way down. His arms and legs were an awful mess and he never worked again. Then about 20 years later, he died in the fire.
As my old Mum used to say, when your feeling down, remember theres always someone worse off than yourself.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 19:49:29
In the good old days people would return from the pub after 17 pints of 'wifebeater' and think it a good idea to cut up some spuds and put them in a wire basket with some lard or cooking oil, before falling asleep on the sofa.

Apparently some of the bodies were burned beyond recognition once the fire had been put out. :)

That's exactly what happened to some of my Mums family about 20 years ago. Son came home late from the pub. Put the chip pan on and sat down to watch TV while it heated up,then fell asleep. His parents, sister and sisters baby were all upstairs in bed.
The firemen found the four bodies huddled together in the corner of a bedroom, presumably to try and escape the smoke and hope someone would rescue them.
They had no chance of getting down the stairs, and the upstairs windows were all long thin slits that a person couldn't possibly climb through.
I believe the son ended up on the funny farm because he couldn't live with the guilt. Whoever designed the houses probably didn't lose a wink of sleep though.
That's truly awful. When you think about the difference in the way we live now to only, say, 60 years ago, it's like a different world. To the very young of today, we are history.

The house in question was quite modern. Built in the late 60,s iirc. Bloody scandalous to put that design of windows in a house then.
The Father of the family who was killed in the fire had to be the unluckiest bloke alive. When he was younger he worked in Belfast shipyard. He was walking across the deck of a partially built ship in the dar, and someone had forgotten to put a plate over a hole in the deck. He fell down it and fell 70 feet, his arms and legs catching on the girders etc. on the way down. His arms and legs were an awful mess and he never worked again. Then about 20 years later, he died in the fire.
As my old Mum used to say, when your feeling down, remember theres always someone worse off than yourself.
These days, although disabled, he would have been awarded a huge sum of money. Another big difference in today's world.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 December 2019, 19:50:03
I was gonna tell you, then I thought....an 'oven chip' thread....no  ;D

Aw go on Uncle STEMO!  :)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 19:54:42
I was gonna tell you, then I thought....an 'oven chip' thread....no  ;D

Aw go on Uncle STEMO!  :)
Asda home fries. Very crispy.  ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: dave the builder on 04 December 2019, 20:49:51
oven chips are like cardboard
I either have em from a chip shop or fried in fat or beef dripping  as god intended  ::)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Andy B on 04 December 2019, 20:54:57
Christmas 1983 we locked the door of our married quarter & drove home for Christmas. When we opened the door 10 days later, the first thing we could smell was chip pan oil ..... we'd left the electric deep fat fryer on for 10 days!!!  :o :o :o Fortunately it was on the lowest setting but none the less we shudder to think what could have happened over Christmas while we were away!  :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 21:17:27
Christmas 1983 we locked the door of our married quarter & drove home for Christmas. When we opened the door 10 days later, the first thing we could smell was chip pan oil ..... we'd left the electric deep fat fryer on for 10 days!!!  :o :o :o Fortunately it was on the lowest setting but none the less we shudder to think what could have happened over Christmas while we were away!  :-[ :-[
About 30 years ago I put a chicken breast in the oven, on the lowest temperature, and went for a pint. It turned into a three day bender and, when I got home, I could, of course, smell chicken. Shit! I went to the oven, no smoke, opened up and it was almost perfect. A bit dry but went down well with a buttie and a cup of tea.  ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Andy B on 04 December 2019, 21:29:39
Christmas 1983 we locked the door of our married quarter & drove home for Christmas. When we opened the door 10 days later, the first thing we could smell was chip pan oil ..... we'd left the electric deep fat fryer on for 10 days!!!  :o :o :o Fortunately it was on the lowest setting but none the less we shudder to think what could have happened over Christmas while we were away!  :-[ :-[
About 30 years ago I put a chicken breast in the oven, on the lowest temperature, and went for a pint. It turned into a three day bender and, when I got home, I could, of course, smell chicken. Shit! I went to the oven, no smoke, opened up and it was almost perfect. A bit dry but went down well with a buttie and a cup of tea.  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: BazaJT on 04 December 2019, 21:30:20
Only chips worse than oven chips are the microwave ones...….both types should be banned from sale :-X
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 December 2019, 21:33:23
Chip shop chips done proper in dripping 8)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 December 2019, 21:38:31
I quite like oven chips.  Is there something wrong with me?  :-\                                                                                                         ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Andy B on 04 December 2019, 21:40:18
Chip shop chips done proper in dripping 8)

Not many done in dripping though ....
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Andy B on 04 December 2019, 21:40:47
I quite like oven chips.  Is there something wrong with me?  :-\                                                                                                         ::)  ;D

Of course there is ....  ::)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: BazaJT on 04 December 2019, 21:50:15
Ovens are for doing jacket potatoes or roast potatoes on a Sunday not for doing chips.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: dave the builder on 04 December 2019, 21:52:56
I quite like oven chips.  Is there something wrong with me?  :-\                                                                                                         ::)  ;D
if you cook your oven chips in lard, beef dripping or oil in a deep fat fryer then no  :y
if you cook them in the oven ,save yourself some cash........
 go out early on bin day and get some cardboard out of everyone's re-cycling  ,cut into strips ,enjoy  :P

Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 04 December 2019, 22:31:51
I quite like oven chips.  Is there something wrong with me?  :-\                                                                                                         ::)  ;D
Nothing wrong with us, Sir Tig, and we can sit here watching all the fat bastards fall off their perches one by one.  ;D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 December 2019, 12:22:37
I quite like oven chips.  Is there something wrong with me?  :-\                                                                                                         ::)  ;D
Nothing wrong with us, Sir Tig, and we can sit here watching all the fat bastards fall off their perches one by one.  ;D

The word 'bland' perfectly describes oven chips.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 05 December 2019, 12:27:44
I quite like oven chips.  Is there something wrong with me?  :-\                                                                                                         ::)  ;D
Nothing wrong with us, Sir Tig, and we can sit here watching all the fat bastards fall off their perches one by one.  ;D

The word 'bland' perfectly describes oven chips.
Any chip is bland, it's a piece of potato. Salt, vinegar, hp sauce or ketchup are the answer to that.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 December 2019, 12:30:48
The best use for oven chips is to shove one up each nostril and say 'wubble'..... :)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2019, 17:55:17
So what are your favourite oven chips?  ???
She buys the McCain chunky ones, Home?something?

She cooks them in an Actifry which no additional oil, and I do have to concede, far better than doing them in the oven as they get more evenly cooked.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Webby the Bear on 06 December 2019, 21:21:56
Chippy chips. End of  :y
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: dave the builder on 06 December 2019, 21:29:37
Chippy chips. End of  :y
chips from a chip shop you mean  :-\
because ......
(https://www.mccain.co.uk/custom/uploads/2017/01/Chippy-Chips-1.5kg-HR.png)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Webby the Bear on 06 December 2019, 21:55:43
Chippy chips. End of  :y
chips from a chip shop you mean  :-\
because ......
(https://www.mccain.co.uk/custom/uploads/2017/01/Chippy-Chips-1.5kg-HR.png)

Lol yeah I mean chips from a chip shop. 👍 preferably served to me by one of optis larger wenches 😃😃😃
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: BazaJT on 06 December 2019, 21:58:39
Had one of those airfryer things once wasn't impressed with results and couldn't get on with it so gave it to one of my granddaughters in exchange for her deep fat fryer.happiness retored :y
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Keith ABS on 07 December 2019, 09:21:21
 Aunt Bessies home fries done in air fryer for 25 minutes when we dont go to the chip shop
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Raeturbo on 07 December 2019, 09:48:32
Real chips cooked in extra virgin olive oil at 175C in deep fryer.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 December 2019, 14:58:19
Nah, King Edwards in a frying pan full of lard. That's real chips, even if it is a heart attack on a plate.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: STEMO on 07 December 2019, 15:05:07
Nah, King Edwards in a frying pan full of lard. That's real chips, even if it is a heart attack on a plate.
You say that, Albs, but that's how my mum and everyone of her generation grew up and she's 90 in two weeks.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 December 2019, 15:19:05
Nah, King Edwards in a frying pan full of lard. That's real chips, even if it is a heart attack on a plate.
You say that, Albs, but that's how my mum and everyone of her generation grew up and she's 90 in two weeks.

The government  message for healthy eating is always being reviewed. Ten years from now you may find that 20 Capstan full strength should be one of your five a day. :)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: TheBoy on 07 December 2019, 17:55:23
Had one of those airfryer things once wasn't impressed with results and couldn't get on with it so gave it to one of my granddaughters in exchange for her deep fat fryer.happiness retored :y
They can't do a real chip IMHO.

What they can do is a perfectly cooked oven chip.  And for that reason, we like ours.

Personally, I prefer a fried chip, but they are messy, horrible things that stink the house for days.  Hence, the dear lord invented chip shops!
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 December 2019, 19:09:36
Nah, King Edwards in a frying pan full of lard. That's real chips, even if it is a heart attack on a plate.
You say that, Albs, but that's how my mum and everyone of her generation grew up and she's 90 in two weeks.

My Mum too. She lived on fried food. She had her first heart attack in her 40,s and died when she was 68 though.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Raeturbo on 07 December 2019, 22:10:32
I think we had better eat them while we can Thurburg don’t like chips :o
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 08 December 2019, 15:48:35
Did she make it to Spain?

Judging by the weather at the moment, she'll have wished she'd flown :D
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Raeturbo on 08 December 2019, 19:33:40
Did she make it to Spain?

Judging by the weather at the moment, she'll have wished she'd flown :D
               Ha ha that’ll teach her to mess with our grub, roads, etc  :y
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Rods2 on 10 December 2019, 22:58:11
Fresh peeled main crop potatoes & then at least double fried in a vegetable oil deep fat fryer with the half cooked potatoes rested for 10 minutes, crisper & better flavoured. Triple cooking them makes them even crisper which is what several top steak restaurants like Gauchos do.

Talking of which, I went to Quaglino's jazz restaurant last Friday & had a very good 300g fillet steak & great evening, which was unfortunately cut short by the South Western Train's strike as the last train home was the 10:42pm from Waterloo. Fortunately, I got on the train just after it pulled into the station as when it left all 12 carriages were packed full, including all standing areas.
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: TheBoy on 10 December 2019, 23:00:57
all 12 carriages were packed full, including all standing areas.
That a normal day on the Chiltern Slug
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Andy B on 10 December 2019, 23:10:02
.... had a very good 300g fillet steak  .....
What's that in English?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Rods2 on 11 December 2019, 02:28:36
.... had a very good 300g fillet steak  .....
What's that in English?  ::) ::)

10.75oz which is a proper sized steak, especially for fillet where it is a fat free very dense meat. Biggest steak I've ever had is a 40oz T-Bone in Las Vegas, delivered on a large plate & about 1" thich, which was inevitably delivered with a bucket of fries and a large platter of sides. I just concentrated on the steak, which I finished, with 80% of the rest left. That was before I hit over 40 where appetite shrank, but waist gradually expanded & weight went over my ideal 20-40yo 22.5 BMI!
Title: Re: Oven Chips
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 December 2019, 15:58:05
Fillet steak has a taste similar to liver.

Prefer a T-Bone. :y