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Title: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: STEMO on 08 December 2019, 21:37:42
Really cool tool

https://www.facebook.com/112912806815099/posts/121267299312983?sfns=mo
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Mister Rog on 08 December 2019, 22:26:14

I have a severe allergy to any form of non essential DIY . . .

But I see that as being useful

Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Varche on 08 December 2019, 22:36:42
Yikes, I have a forerunner in one of my tool boxs. Just a line of metal sliding rods.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 09 December 2019, 12:03:37
Oh,that looks very useful. I want one.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2019, 12:15:14
Disappointed.

I was expecting a big-titted wench in a skimpy santa suit.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: scimmy_man on 09 December 2019, 12:52:24
same here :y
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: STEMO on 09 December 2019, 15:25:07
You two must wear big stockings  :-*
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: TheBoy on 09 December 2019, 16:44:47
Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: STEMO on 09 December 2019, 16:47:22
Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.
It's ok, no use to you.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 December 2019, 16:56:27
Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.

I'll give you a clue.  :y

It's not a big titted wench in a skimpy santa suit!  ;D
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: redelitev6 on 09 December 2019, 19:00:35
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot  ;D
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Andy B on 09 December 2019, 19:09:04
Oh dear, its an arsebook link.  So I have no idea what anybody is on about.

I dont have a Faceache account either but can still view the clip  ;) ;)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 December 2019, 19:26:18
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot  ;D

No many willing to 'knock one out' thinking of this individual. Perhaps a few in prison who have no chance of ever getting out. :)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 December 2019, 20:58:43
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: 78bex on 09 December 2019, 22:30:53
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Varche on 09 December 2019, 23:55:22
I bet she is hoping Santa will come with clothes that fit.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 December 2019, 00:29:19


 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/)

Christ you can't put stuff like that up!  :o  ::)  It's not good for poor old Lord Opti at his age!  :D
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: 78bex on 10 December 2019, 01:40:21


 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/)

Christ you can't put stuff like that up!  :o  ::)  It's not good for poor old Lord Opti at his age!  :D

  Did you notice , not one tattoo in plain sight  :)

When the sleeping draft wears off & the Field Marshal  logs in;  I`m sure his daily serving wench will be on hand to keep an eye on the old boy  :-\

Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: BazaJT on 10 December 2019, 08:09:23
Oh I don't know Varche the clothes she's wearing seem to fit her very well indeed :-* :-* ;D
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Rods2 on 10 December 2019, 10:41:21
Images like that of an alluring santa with nice wobly bits wobbling can't be good for M'lud's blood pressure & will his dodgy ticker cope? :o :P
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: biggriffin on 10 December 2019, 11:20:35
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/)


 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D.
   https://instagram.com/angelica_rose4?igshid=1lo89vm9gnjzq
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Andy B on 10 December 2019, 11:23:51
...

 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: biggriffin on 10 December 2019, 11:26:29
...

 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)


  Wonder if they are classes as insecure load, or load bearing XXL strap's :D
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Andy B on 10 December 2019, 11:39:03
...

 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)


  Wonder if they are classes as insecure load, or load bearing XXL strap's :D

I'm sure there'd be plenty of help offered in the event of a strap snapping!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 December 2019, 13:44:30
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/)

You don't get many of those to the pound. :)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 December 2019, 13:47:09
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc (https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc)

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Rangie on 10 December 2019, 13:57:03
Nice very nice..😃
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 December 2019, 13:57:53
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc (https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc)

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 December 2019, 14:31:32
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc (https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc)

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)

This statement applies to STMO far more than me.

I'm a young man in my prime. :)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: redelitev6 on 10 December 2019, 14:33:35
Worrying that you chaps manage to find this sort of stuff on the net  ;)
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: STEMO on 10 December 2019, 14:35:26
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc (https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc)

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)

This statement applies to STMO far more than me.

I'm a young man in my prime. :)
Yes, but STEMO doesn't spend his days trawling the internet for pictures of scantily clad ladies, young enough to be his granddaughter. You dirty old man.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Rangie on 10 December 2019, 15:13:52
As someone once said , nothing quite like trawling through the internet with a box of tissues by your side..😃😄😆
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: STEMO on 10 December 2019, 15:59:22
As someone once said , nothing quite like trawling through the internet with a box of tissues by your side..😃😄😆
That was Opti.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 December 2019, 16:36:16
As someone once said , nothing quite like trawling through the internet with a box of tissues by your side..😃😄😆
That was is Opti.

FTFY Uncle STEMO!  :y
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: biggriffin on 11 December 2019, 12:45:29
Worrying that you chaps manage to find this sort of stuff on the net  ;)


 It isn't difficult to find anything on tinterweb.
Title: Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
Post by: Steve B on 11 December 2019, 17:43:09
You Can get Big ones or small ones even on Egay 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SimpleGauge-Mark-and-Cut-Any-Shape-Made-Easy-5-10/352861865229?hash=item522834c50d:m:miNi0YIiLXVsR5ZpS387L7A