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Title: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Varche on 17 January 2020, 08:58:53
Taking social media by storm so I took part too.

Ride in my Omega?

Still not trending! I am French with only three words is doing well.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 10:44:49
Bend down, brace yourself!  ;D
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2020, 11:14:11
You won't regret this.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2020, 11:15:18
I'll pull out, promise.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:16:09
Those three phrases could follow each other.  :)
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 January 2020, 11:16:36
Get your coat love!  :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:17:36
Get your coat love!  :y
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 January 2020, 11:22:21
Get your coat love!  :y
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Maybe not, but the sophisticated approach is lost on some girls.  :)
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: deviator on 17 January 2020, 11:24:16
I'm a lottery winner
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:24:18
Get your coat love!  :y
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Maybe not, but the sophisticated approach is lost on some girls.  :)
Down your way, maybe, but not in cosmopolitan Barnsley.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:25:04
I'm a lottery winner
That has a certain pull to it.  ;D
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 January 2020, 12:18:15
Get your coat love!  :y
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Maybe not, but the sophisticated approach is lost on some girls.  :)
Down your way, maybe, but not in cosmopolitan Barnsley.

I can believe that!  :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: deviator on 17 January 2020, 12:18:35
That isn't my leg  ;)
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 January 2020, 12:35:51
That isn't my leg  ;)

Truthful in my case......but a girl CAN have too much of a good thing. :)
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: biggriffin on 17 January 2020, 12:42:42
It's this big. :o
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 January 2020, 14:17:21
Have you the time?
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 January 2020, 15:18:43
Buy you a drink ?

No? Fair enough.

Come on lads were leaving. Its fickin lesbian night in here tonight.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Varche on 17 January 2020, 15:20:13
Ha ha.

Cannot see any of those trending right now.

I have had two likes for mine. One might be Lizzie and the other will be STEMO or another forum member that saw the word Omega an went weak at the knees
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 January 2020, 15:31:36
Fancy a shag darlin'?
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: ronnyd on 17 January 2020, 15:37:34
I play Premier league?
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 January 2020, 15:38:47
You'll do, come on...
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Viral_Jim on 18 January 2020, 00:19:22
Step into my Marina.  ;)
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: biggriffin on 18 January 2020, 10:09:13
Step into my Marina.  ;)

  We have a winner :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 January 2020, 22:08:12
Step into my Marina.  ;)

The more economical Get in! usually did the trick!  :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Rangie on 18 January 2020, 22:20:18
I know you're moist.😁
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: biggriffin on 18 January 2020, 22:51:17
I know you're moist.😁

 
The marina impressed you.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: dave the builder on 19 January 2020, 13:38:44
One at a time
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: New POD on 01 February 2020, 20:44:53
I have cheesy Balls ;D :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Raeturbo on 01 February 2020, 20:46:58
Scratch my arse love ;D
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 February 2020, 21:00:36
I have four kids ;D :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 February 2020, 22:54:07
The Marina is comfortable!
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: biggriffin on 02 February 2020, 08:26:46
Your sisters very fit ;D
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: New POD on 10 April 2020, 11:06:14
My dick has shrunk.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: henryd on 10 April 2020, 17:33:00
Are you awake love
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 17:48:23
Coronavirus immunization injection here  :P
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 April 2020, 18:28:00
I'm not dead yet!  :y
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: STEMO on 10 April 2020, 18:38:38
Coronavirus immunization injection here  :P
That's an American you're seducing then?
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 18:44:15
Coronavirus immunization injection here  :P
That's an American you're seducing then?
any holes a goal  :-\

spelling police free shag  ;D
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: mars on 14 April 2020, 21:45:34
Been out with worse!
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: biggriffin on 14 April 2020, 22:03:20
Better than ya sister.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 April 2020, 22:07:32
Been isolated for months...
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Raeturbo on 14 April 2020, 23:24:24
Lay down easy stars..........
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: New POD on 23 April 2020, 20:34:31
you not divorcing me ?
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: New POD on 23 April 2020, 20:34:56
I've lost a stone.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Raeturbo on 23 April 2020, 20:51:07
I have a mask
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 23 April 2020, 20:54:32
Gobble, gobble, gobble, swallow
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: mars on 23 April 2020, 21:10:34
Beats a J Arthur
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Raeturbo on 23 April 2020, 22:23:19
By a light year
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: 78bex on 23 April 2020, 23:12:12
Thought I`d never ask   :)
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: Rangie on 24 April 2020, 12:12:17
"I bet I'm making your piss flaps twitch" 😀  used by a good mate of mine with great success on our training exercises in Yorkshire many years ago, and yes I do realise it's more than 4 words before anyone starts.
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: biggriffin on 24 April 2020, 12:55:38
Do ya want breakfast
Title: Re: Seduce someone in four words
Post by: mars on 24 April 2020, 21:11:50
Halves on a bastard?