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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 16:38:41
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Can't access anything even remotely naughty.
What the f*uck is going on?........Has Mary Whitehouse risen from the grave? :-\
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Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?
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Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?
Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
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Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?
Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
Never heard of it.
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Has Mrs Opti been at your laptop...again?
Apparently Pornhub was used 33 billion times last year. Only 7 billion on the planet. Somebody was busy.
Never heard of it.
Possibly not reached the uncivilised part of Barnsley yet. :)
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Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
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Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh' :)
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Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out. ;D
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Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh' :)
just because he is on a diet dosen`t mean he cant look at the menu,
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Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out. ;D
as in? get thi clarts off our lass
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Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it :y
Nay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out. ;D
as in? get thi clarts off our lass
Clarts off? Wi no coil for t'fire? Nay lad, nay.
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a mates wife said she was cold, he told her to go down the garden to the shed and "fetch a bag of coal"
when she got back, he said "not that one" she went back and swapped it,
as she got back to the house he asked "Are you warm yet?"
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a mates wife said she was cold, he told her to go down the garden to the shed and "fetch a bag of coal"
when she got back, he said "not that one" she went back and swapped it,
as she got back to the house he asked "Are you warm yet?"
;D ;D
That's coil, not coal, coit, not coat in South Yorkshire. Tis a very strange language.
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I did my HNC at Barnsley, the first day, I didnt undarstand a word anyone was saying, :o
8 miles from home, and I worked at Hemsworth.
a short language course and I was fine.
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I did my HNC at Barnsley, the first day, I didnt undarstand a word anyone was saying, :o
8 miles from home, and I worked at Hemsworth.
a short language course and I was fine.
Coming from Hemsworth, you must have crossed to the dark side just before Brierley. Did you not feel the atmosphere change? ;D
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I could see the dark clouds
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The following may well explain it...
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-uk-wired-explains
A solution may well be to register for the subscription sites. Probably best not to use her credit card though ::)
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The following may well explain it...
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-uk-wired-explains
A solution may well be to register for the subscription sites. Probably best not to use her credit card though ::)
I thought that had been canned? Yep....
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/uk-porn-block-law-cancelled
Same website, same date of publication. Idiots ::)
On a slight side note, but one that may have some relevance here due to the average age of the visitors ;) ......
It's a Fox website, but I will say (just in case it's not obvious) This is probably not safe for work.
Deaf man is suing Porn Hub (https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/deaf-man-sues-popular-adult-site-lack-subtitles-videos-report)
;D
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what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub? ::)
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what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub? ::)
I believe we call those "Escorts" ;D
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what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub? ::)
I believe we call those "Escorts" ;D
.......or the fat lass from the chip shop with blotchy legs who needs a little extra money.
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what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub? ::)
I believe we call those "Escorts" ;D
.......or the fat lass from the chip shop with blotchy legs who needs a little extra money.
Do you live inside the Viz? ;D
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what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub? ::)
I believe we call those "Escorts" ;D
We? ???
As in the Royal We? ;D
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what next, blind man wants tactile porn hub? ::)
I believe we call those "Escorts" ;D
We? ???
As in the Royal We? ;D
Aaron is very posh. :)