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Title: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: STEMO on 09 March 2020, 11:01:01
As I was unpacking my shopping from the car this morning, an old fella from up the road came over to speak to me:
Tom
How do, Steve. Been shoppin?
Yes, mate, no toilet roll in here, no hoarding.
A say, some bloke were tellin me that one pound sanitiser is twenty, thirty, forty pounds ont internet, shouldn't be allowed.
Supply and demand, Tom.
Well, I'll tell thee now, lad, I'd get virus before I'd pay that.
 ;D ;D ;D
Proper Barnsley attitude.
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: biggriffin on 09 March 2020, 12:04:32
I bet he'd pay anything for it if his pigeons,or whippet needed it,, Barnsley priorities. :D
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2020, 12:44:30
I bet he'd pay anything for it if his pigeons,or whippet needed it,, Barnsley priorities. :D

.......but won't waste their brass on the wife. :)
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: dave the builder on 09 March 2020, 19:48:25
supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some  ::)
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88225264_1705096752966549_2628468166371573760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=851pb8FibhgAX8C6oU4&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=4769c9c5daf26092d9450267717c775e&oe=5E9495B2)
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: redelitev6 on 09 March 2020, 21:12:41
Yorkshire reaction to expert advice , " Tha knows nowt thee lad " :y 
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: Varche on 09 March 2020, 22:14:34
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: biggriffin on 10 March 2020, 08:26:08
supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some  ::)
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88225264_1705096752966549_2628468166371573760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=851pb8FibhgAX8C6oU4&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=4769c9c5daf26092d9450267717c775e&oe=5E9495B2)


 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti :)
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 March 2020, 13:02:09
supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some  ::)
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88225264_1705096752966549_2628468166371573760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=851pb8FibhgAX8C6oU4&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=4769c9c5daf26092d9450267717c775e&oe=5E9495B2)


 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti :)

Certainly pretty.......and if the world ends the week after next she could certainly offer some comfort.
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: TheBoy on 10 March 2020, 16:54:00
supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some  ::)
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88225264_1705096752966549_2628468166371573760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=851pb8FibhgAX8C6oU4&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=4769c9c5daf26092d9450267717c775e&oe=5E9495B2)


 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti :)
But he has a hankering for ugly birds, so ignore him.

That chick is worth a squirt, mind.
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: biggriffin on 11 March 2020, 09:31:55
supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some  ::)
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88225264_1705096752966549_2628468166371573760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=851pb8FibhgAX8C6oU4&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=4769c9c5daf26092d9450267717c775e&oe=5E9495B2)


 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti :)
But he has a hankering for ugly birds, so ignore him.

That chick is worth a squirt, mind.


 Nadin Dorris, has just gone into isolation, she's not a bad looking bit of fluffy, better than that shabby jackrat, that opti coo's over.
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 March 2020, 18:23:09
supermarkets are re-stocking
but bog roll and pasta etc are being rationed by some  ::)
(https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/88225264_1705096752966549_2628468166371573760_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=851pb8FibhgAX8C6oU4&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=4769c9c5daf26092d9450267717c775e&oe=5E9495B2)


 14 days isolation with that pretty girl, now what would we do... Best ask our resident love God, Calling Lord opti :)
But he has a hankering for ugly birds, so ignore him.

That chick is worth a squirt, mind.


Nadin Dorris, has just gone into isolation, she's not a bad looking bit of fluffy, better than that shabby jackrat, that opti coo's over.

If it fell to me to bone an MP I would go for Heidi Allen first........even if she is/was a Tory. :)
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: redelitev6 on 11 March 2020, 22:05:47
You can bet that Diane Abbot will be the very last person to catch it - just no justice sometimes   >:(
Title: Re: Proper Barnsley attitude
Post by: biggriffin on 12 March 2020, 08:10:23
You can bet that Diane Abbot will be the very last person to catch it - just no justice sometimes   >:(


 If she does catch it she will brand it a racist attack.