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Title: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 26 April 2020, 10:29:52
Apparently there are are rumours that Rock Man, Kim Jong-un, is dead.

He had heart surgery recently and also has not been seen in public, along with being absent from an event to mark the anniversary of the birth of his grandfather – and the country’s founder – Kim Il-sung, on 15 April.

Even Chinese medical experts have visit North Korea with some reports suggesting they found Kim dead.

Is this a game, or is this real?

Fake news as Donald would say! ::) ::) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 10:39:11
I put him on the "Things you don't see today" thread  ;D

he's probably injected too much Domestos
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 April 2020, 11:00:08
Or not enough ;)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2020, 11:02:58
I don't know. Neither does anyone outside of NK. Or China.....maybe.
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Tick Tock on 26 April 2020, 11:37:08
The news reports say his personal train has been spotted at a resort.... so he's either dead or gone for a paddle in the sea.
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Viral_Jim on 26 April 2020, 13:49:51
If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: biggriffin on 26 April 2020, 13:58:09
 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11480224/kim-jong-un-vegetative-heart-surgery-china-help/amp/
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: biggriffin on 26 April 2020, 13:59:05
If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D

 Opti mode On.... Is she fit ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 April 2020, 15:23:55
If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D
Has anyone seen her in the same room as Stemo?  ::)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2020, 16:09:41
If he is, he's set to be succeeded by his little sister. Who is currently First Deputy Director of the Propaganda and Agitation Department. Quite a job title to have on the old CV!  ;D
Has anyone seen her in the same room as Stemo?  ::)
She wouldn't be any good in my Ministry of Truth  ::)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: biggriffin on 26 April 2020, 16:25:44
 Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 (https://i.postimg.cc/j2yWtz36/BBIWqtD.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 16:39:14
$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 April 2020, 17:07:18
Better looking that her brother, but I wouldn't trust her...
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 26 April 2020, 17:49:44
$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 17:58:37
$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
it's a quote from the movie full metal jacket  ;)
i'm on my 3rd marriage (so far) so it's cost me a bloody fortune  ;D :D
clip full metal jacket clicky  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj9VArxREqY)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2020, 17:59:11
$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Some people might say that's a bit weird, James. Not me, of course  ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 26 April 2020, 18:01:45
$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Some people might say that's a bit weird, James. Not me, of course  ;D

I was in my early 20s and curious about how long you ACTUALLY got for your 50 euros*

*the going rate as made clear over most of the internet  :y
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2020, 18:11:42
$5 short time  ;) then she can **** off  :P

Proud to say I’ve never paid for it, but I used to go to Amsterdam a lot. I liked the nightlife and general vibe in my 20s.

I once sat in a bar drinking beers in a bar that overlooked some red light windows in an alleyway

The ones that went in, I timed. 99% were out within six minutes!
Some people might say that's a bit weird, James. Not me, of course  ;D

I was in my early 20s and curious about how long you ACTUALLY got for your 50 euros*

*the going rate as made clear over most of the internet  :y
I'd have spent 50 Euros finding out for myself. If you're gonna do research, hands on is the way to go.
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 18:28:54
how old is James  :-\
they didn't have Euros when I was 20  ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 April 2020, 18:30:16
Six minutes seems about right. Apparently.

What goes on holiday, stays on holiday and all that  :-X
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: biggriffin on 26 April 2020, 18:31:13
how old is James  :-\
they didn't have Euros when I was 20  ;D

 Does he mean guilders? Even then 50 was like a lot of money .
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2020, 18:33:04
James is only a baby compared to most of the old fogies on here. Mid thirties I would say.
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 18:36:47
January 1, 1999 Euro's came in
so he's 41 or younger
too young to be corrupted by the OOF collective  :o
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 April 2020, 18:41:32
6 minutes for 50 Euros, is 500 Euros per hour. 4000 for an 8 hour working day. Wish Id been born a pretty girl !
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 26 April 2020, 18:46:48
I’m 35 :y
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 18:48:53
6 minutes for 50 Euros, is 500 Euros per hour. 4000 for an 8 hour working day. Wish Id been born a pretty girl !
you wouldn't be making much money during lock-down or social distancing  ::)
stick with your day job  :y

Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 18:50:25
I’m 35 :y
you best un-watch that video link then James  ;D :D
ignore us filthy old men  ;)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: biggriffin on 26 April 2020, 19:00:05
I’m 35 :y
you best un-watch that video link then James  ;D :D
ignore us filthy old men  ;)


 I can post some er, Good ones :D, It's surprising what you can find, when sat sitting waiting... :o
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 19:51:22
I’m 35 :y
you best un-watch that video link then James  ;D :D
ignore us filthy old men  ;)


 I can post some er, Good ones :D, It's surprising what you can find, when sat sitting waiting... :o
if it's on the internet , i've probably stared in seen them  ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 April 2020, 20:00:15
Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 (https://i.postimg.cc/j2yWtz36/BBIWqtD.jpg)
Or is it a poll on whether Opti would?
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 April 2020, 20:01:08
I might get my money's worth in Amsterdam....   ...if pissed enough, how can I put it, errr, the gun is cocked but won't fire ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 April 2020, 20:18:14
Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 (https://i.postimg.cc/j2yWtz36/BBIWqtD.jpg)
Or is it a poll on whether Opti would?

No poll needed.  Of course he would!   :y

It could be a dangerous liaison though, but I doubt that would put our Lord off!  :)

As to Kim Jong Un, I expect he's just self isolating, with his missus and harem.  :y
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: dave the builder on 26 April 2020, 20:22:54
I might get my money's worth in Amsterdam....   ...if pissed enough, how can I put it, errr, the gun is cocked but won't fire ;D
you're not allowed to shoot em  :o
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2020, 20:24:22
Cast your votes, is she love you long time $30,,
 (https://i.postimg.cc/j2yWtz36/BBIWqtD.jpg)
Or is it a poll on whether Opti would?

No poll needed.  Of course he would!   :y

It could be a dangerous liaison though, but I doubt that would put our Lord off!  :)

As to Kim Jong Un, I expect he's just self isolating, with his missus and harem.  :y
You could well be right. Not much information on cases in NK, surprisingly.
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Raeturbo on 26 April 2020, 21:51:00
She’ll be far worse than him :o
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 27 April 2020, 09:41:35
She’ll be far worse than him :o

Oh yes, remember Imelda Marcos and her shoes! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 02 May 2020, 11:39:44
Surprise, surprise!!

Rocket Man has reappeared today!

What a strange culture N. Korea is. ;D ;D ;D ;)

I bet our leaders wish they could disappear as easily as that from our media!! ::) ::) ::) :D :D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 02 May 2020, 13:06:06
Surprise, surprise!!

Rocket Man has reappeared today!

What a strange culture N. Korea is. ;D ;D ;D ;)

I bet our leaders wish they could disappear as easily as that from our media!! ::) ::) ::) :D :D

Boris tried!   ;D
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 16:35:41
He is back.................and now his troops and those of the South are exchanging fire in the demilitarised zone!!

The World is getting no safer :-X

I wonder what Trump will now do about Rocket Man now the Covid19 crises ‘is over’(!!!!????) in the States and “business can restart” ::) ::) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Is Kim Jong-un Dead?
Post by: antanasg12345 on 12 May 2020, 11:31:08
I think he's not. Maybe he faked his own death  ;D ;D ;D