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Title: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: STEMO on 27 May 2020, 07:22:50
.....a comic, not a newspaper, but the front pages give me a grin most mornings.

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Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 27 May 2020, 09:05:30
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we all need a good laugh to start the day and that front page does it in spades! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :y
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Entwood on 27 May 2020, 12:19:37
Unfortunately, even though we see the stupidity and humour .. there are a great many idiots who will believe it to be true ...

and yet another example of an "unbiased" report by "national media" .... methinks probably not .......
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2020, 12:55:33
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we all need a good laugh to start the day and that front page does it in spades! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :y


You can't describe Stevie Wonder like that in 2020, Lizzie. Its not PC. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: STEMO on 27 May 2020, 12:58:37
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, we all need a good laugh to start the day and that front page does it in spades! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) :y


You can't describe Stevie Wonder like that in 2020, Lizzie. Its not PC. :) :-* :-* :-* :-*
Very witty  ;D
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2020, 13:31:58
Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Andy B on 27 May 2020, 13:42:47
Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: STEMO on 27 May 2020, 14:39:52
Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)
HTF would I know, I don't actually read them.  ::)
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 27 May 2020, 14:40:44
There are some hilarious cartoons / videos etc. doing the rounds about this on Watsapp.
Lates one was a sign on a wall saying Barnard Castle, followed by  half a dozen more underneath each other, with each being smaller than the the one above.
Another shows plod stop a driver and ask if he had been drinking. "Yes, but Im only driving to find out if Im too pissed to drive".  ;D
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 27 May 2020, 14:41:27
Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)

The Sun ditched page 3 years ago. Dont know about the Star.
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2020, 15:19:16
Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)
HTF would I know, I don't actually read them.  ::)

More of a Sunday sport man then? :)

Hitler found on Mars was a great piece of journalism. :)
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 May 2020, 15:21:28
Does The Star and The Sun still have a nice pair of tits on page 3, or have the feminist lesbians finally got their way?

Only good thing about these rags. :)

The Sun ditched page 3 years ago. Dont know about the Star.

Shame......much like the demise of the grid girls in F1 and Moto GP. :-\
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 May 2020, 16:21:53
Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: omegod on 27 May 2020, 16:32:19
Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!

I couldn't name a general shop that sells it round here, it's rumoured to be available in a couple of supermarkets but is sold from under the counter like a shameful jizz mag
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: STEMO on 27 May 2020, 16:39:34
Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!

I couldn't name a general shop that sells it round here, it's rumoured to be available in a couple of supermarkets but is sold from under the counter like a shameful jizz mag
Jizz mags are shameful?  :-[
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 May 2020, 17:14:02
Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!

I couldn't name a general shop that sells it round here, it's rumoured to be available in a couple of supermarkets but is sold from under the counter like a shameful jizz mag
Jizz mags are shameful?  :-[
How times have changed  :o
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 May 2020, 22:08:47
Does The Star and The Sun still  ....

You're asking a Scouser about the Sun?  :o :o :o

                 Yes indeed, most hated paper there!

I couldn't name a general shop that sells it round here, it's rumoured to be available in a couple of supermarkets but is sold from under the counter like a shameful jizz mag
Jizz mags are shameful?  :-[
How times have changed  :o

Do people still buy jizz mags?  ???
Title: Re: I know the Daily Star is......
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 May 2020, 23:45:00
Only when the internet is broken :D