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Title: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 July 2020, 11:04:47: (https://i.postimg.cc/pp2JXJ0f/109121366-3076695389094063-6259384125966992265-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/pp2JXJ0f)

£100 fine from 24th July I believe. ::)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2020, 12:58:43: No image, Skruntie.
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 July 2020, 13:02:03: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2020, 12:58:43
No image, Skruntie.
Imagine a pair of self supported breasts wrapped in lycra. Wearing a mask :ym
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2020, 13:22:00: Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 15 July 2020, 13:02:03
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2020, 12:58:43
No image, Skruntie.
Imagine a pair of self supported breasts wrapped in lycra. Wearing a mask :ym

If it's sexist I could not possibly condone such a thing. ;D ;D ;D

I'd rather look at the statue of a random black woman in Bristol with a provocative 'f*ck you' white people attitude. I'll wager Bristol council will be too shit scared to take it down. :-\
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 July 2020, 16:08:55: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2020, 13:22:00
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 15 July 2020, 13:02:03
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 July 2020, 12:58:43
No image, Skruntie.
Imagine a pair of self supported breasts wrapped in lycra. Wearing a mask :ym

If it's sexist I could not possibly condone such a thing. ;D ;D ;D

I'd rather look at the statue of a random black woman in Bristol with a provocative 'f*ck you' white people attitude. I'll wager Bristol council will be too shit scared to take it down. :-\
You're in luck... :y

Said lycra clad breasts are in a supermarket queue, standing in front of a remarkably dour looking woman from, lets say somewhere between Karachi and Damascus, wearing a head scarf which exposes her whole face :D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: YZ250 on 15 July 2020, 16:56:29: Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 15 July 2020, 11:04:47
£100 fine from 24th July I believe. ::)

Thanks for the reminder :y , but I wonder why it isn't instant. Why wait. :-\

Was the 'Warning' in the title as in Not Work Suitable ( in which case hurry up and fix the link ;D ) or a general warning. :-\
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Rangie on 15 July 2020, 17:10:13: Can you honestly see the old bill rushing to a supermarket because someone is not wearing a mask or staff trying to restrain them till they arrive ? Anyhow the advice will probably be different by the end of next week the whole thing is becoming a total farce.
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 July 2020, 17:46:11: Quote from: Rangie on 15 July 2020, 17:10:13
Can you honestly see the old bill rushing to a supermarket because someone is not wearing a mask or staff trying to restrain them till they arrive ? Anyhow the advice will probably be different by the end of next week the whole thing is ~~becoming~~ a total farce.

Fixed that for you Mick! ::)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Rangie on 15 July 2020, 18:30:52: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 15 July 2020, 17:46:11
Quote from: Rangie on 15 July 2020, 17:10:13
Can you honestly see the old bill rushing to a supermarket because someone is not wearing a mask or staff trying to restrain them till they arrive ? Anyhow the advice will probably be different by the end of next week the whole thing is ~~becoming~~ a total farce.

Fixed that for you Mick! ::)
.

Thank you Sir..😀
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 19:00:30: (https://i.postimg.cc/fyRDTjx3/20200710-083733.jpg)

This one
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: dave the builder on 15 July 2020, 19:29:45: neither of them look English .... or the woman with the trolley :P
and it's a hypermarket so probably Yankyland :-\
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 July 2020, 19:37:35: Quote from: dave the builder on 15 July 2020, 19:29:45
neither of them look English .... or the woman with the trolley :P
and it's a hypermarket so probably French France :-\
;)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 19:58:48: Quote from: dave the builder on 15 July 2020, 19:29:45
neither of them look English .... or the woman with the trolley :P
and it's a hypermarket so probably Yankyland :-\

Who cares, it's a nice view, and you wouldn't say no, when she takes her face mask off ;D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Rangie on 15 July 2020, 20:24:29: Quote from: dave the builder on 15 July 2020, 19:29:45
neither of them look English .... or the woman with the trolley :P
and it's a hypermarket so probably Yankyland :-\
.

Hadn't even spotted the trolley 😃
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 20:33:56: Seems more like her airbags have deployed. I'd volunteer to reset them with my resetting tool ;D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: dave the builder on 15 July 2020, 20:37:26: "she" might have her own tool :-X
careful now ::)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2020, 13:07:07: Quote from: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 19:00:30
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyRDTjx3/20200710-083733.jpg)

This one

Deffo fake titties. :)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 July 2020, 13:33:55: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2020, 13:07:07
Quote from: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 19:00:30
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyRDTjx3/20200710-083733.jpg)

This one

Deffo fake titties. :)
And... ???
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2020, 17:27:34: Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 17 July 2020, 13:33:55
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2020, 13:07:07
Quote from: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 19:00:30
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyRDTjx3/20200710-083733.jpg)

This one

Deffo fake titties. :)
And... ???

I like them to be pliable and real. Not rock hard. Big 'rocket launcher' nipples are a bonus. ;)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 July 2020, 19:22:03: Thems look comfortable enough ;)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: biggriffin on 17 July 2020, 19:25:37: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2020, 13:07:07
Quote from: biggriffin on 15 July 2020, 19:00:30
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyRDTjx3/20200710-083733.jpg)

This one

Deffo fake titties. :)

Who cares, Let's not start going on about pattern parts and Original equipment, you can also use pattern parts to enhance any model, as long as it doesn't get to Chavy...
(https://i.postimg.cc/hGSzTQLg/0-PREMIUM-EXCLUSIVE-MUST-CALL-FOR-PRICING-BEFORE-USAGE-Model-Katie-Price-aka-Jordan-goes-topless.jpg)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 July 2020, 19:37:33: They could have sorted her botox out while she was in ::)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: dave the builder on 17 July 2020, 21:06:24: piss poor paint job on the repairs ::)
they need touching up :P :-X :)
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 July 2020, 21:27:13: OMG I had to look twice at that to make sure it was what I thought it was. :o :-\ ::)

Some people just have no shame! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 July 2020, 21:56:22: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2020, 21:27:13
OMG I had to look twice at that to make sure it was what I thought it was. :o :-\ ::)

Some people just have no shame! ::) ;D
I know, fancy taking your kid shopping. So irresponsible :D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2020, 23:39:40: It's sad how a nice firm pair of 'original equipment' tits can end up looking like a christmas balloon in March, as a woman gets older. ;) :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Raeturbo on 18 July 2020, 00:27:22: Christ, from one extreme to the other, how the hell have pricey’s tits not fallen off yet?
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 July 2020, 01:07:37: Quote from: Raeturbo on 18 July 2020, 00:27:22
Christ, from one extreme to the other, how the hell have pricey’s tits not fallen off yet?

Pricey's tits are like Triggers broom! ;D
Title: Re: Face Masks (Warning)
Post by: biggriffin on 19 July 2020, 08:19:48: A different use for masks
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/chelsea-handler-shirtless-bra-made-out-of-face-masks-workout-video