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Title: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 15 November 2020, 21:10:47
...is self isolating for two weeks because he's had contact with someone who later tested positive.
Has he not heard of social distancing?
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 15 November 2020, 21:13:29
And, while we're on the subject, one of the creators of the vaccine says things will be back to normal........by next winter.

Anyone got any conspiracy theories to keep us going till then?  ;D
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 November 2020, 21:25:36
Give us a minute...  ::)
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Nick W on 15 November 2020, 21:38:39
I could repeat the  delusional fantasies about a miraculous Brexit deal that pays off the Covid debts, puts the UK as an example to the EU, removes any social doubts and reveals where the unicorns went, but don't do conspiracies.


Sorry
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: biggriffin on 15 November 2020, 21:42:36
And, while we're on the subject, one of the c


 

Anyone got any conspiracy theories to keep us going till then?  ;D

  Where's Rods2 when you need a good Conspiracy theory.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 November 2020, 21:44:17
I could repeat the  delusional fantasies about a miraculous Brexit deal that pays off the Covid debts, puts the UK as an example to the EU, removes any social doubts and reveals where the unicorns went, but don't do conspiracies.


Sorry
That one must on Facebook  ;D
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 15 November 2020, 21:44:37
And, while we're on the subject, one of the c


 

Anyone got any conspiracy theories to keep us going till then?  ;D

  Where's Rods2 when you need a good Conspiracy theory.
He's busy with his MI5 work.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 15 November 2020, 21:45:52
I could repeat the  delusional fantasies about a miraculous Brexit deal that pays off the Covid debts, puts the UK as an example to the EU, removes any social doubts and reveals where the unicorns went, but don't do conspiracies.


Sorry
That one must on Facebook  ;D
Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and BBC Parliament.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: dave the builder on 15 November 2020, 21:51:20
maybe he needs to learn to social distance, wash his hands and wear a polyethene bag tightly over his nose and mouth
   ooops i mean mask
 no i did mean the polythene bag
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 15 November 2020, 21:55:58
He has already had Covid. Shouldnt he have immunity ?  :-\
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 15 November 2020, 21:57:52
He has already had Covid. Shouldnt he have immunity ?  :-\
No. Only Donald has immunity, not mere humans.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Nick W on 15 November 2020, 22:39:54
I could repeat the  delusional fantasies about a miraculous Brexit deal that pays off the Covid debts, puts the UK as an example to the EU, removes any social doubts and reveals where the unicorns went, but don't do conspiracies.


Sorry
That one must on Facebook  ;D


it was painted on the side of a oppsing bus ???
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 November 2020, 23:17:37
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Nick W on 15 November 2020, 23:52:42
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y


Then you are the only voter in history who hasn't. Presumably you manage to avoid prejudices and dogma from family, teachers and experiences too?
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 November 2020, 00:01:38
The European dream was somewhat oversold at school.

I didn't buy into it then, and still don't.  ;)
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: TheBoy on 16 November 2020, 16:59:44
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y
I believe about 51.5% of the population did 4 years ago, and how all immigration, including illegal (exactly how?), would stop and the NHS would be £350m a week better off.  Oh, and we would have an amazing deal because we are British.

Of course, and easy get out clause was this was sabbotaged by China and its little germs, but reality is the 52% messiah is an absolute buffoon, and full of shit. And full of covid19. Or is he, and this little stunt is to deflect blame on the fact there won't be a deal, and the UK is monumentally oppsed. As predicted by just about anyone reputable at the time.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 16 November 2020, 17:01:25
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y
What if it's written on a baseball cap?

Or appears on YouTube?
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 16 November 2020, 17:02:17
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y
I believe about 51.5% of the population did 4 years ago, and how all immigration, including illegal (exactly how?), would stop and the NHS would be £350m a week better off.  Oh, and we would have an amazing deal because we are British.

Of course, and easy get out clause was this was sabbotaged by China and its little germs, but reality is the 52% messiah is an absolute buffoon, and full of shit. And full of covid19. Or is he, and this little stunt is to deflect blame on the fact there won't be a deal, and the UK is monumentally oppsed. As predicted by just about anyone reputable at the time.
Yeah, but apart from that?
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 November 2020, 20:31:08
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y
What if it's written on a baseball cap?

Or appears on YouTube?
The last baseball cap I owned had Jack Daniels written on it... If that counts ::)
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 16 November 2020, 20:32:58
I have never made an electoral decision based on propoganda/party political advertising... :y
What if it's written on a baseball cap?

Or appears on YouTube?
The last baseball cap I owned had Jack Daniels written on it... If that counts ::)
Nah, you're definitely a MAGA wearer. Probably on backwards, like Trump.  ;D
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 November 2020, 20:38:01
As for immigration...

Set up a go fund me to cover the deposit and crewing costs of this...

https://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1989/cruise-ship--1546-1856-passengers-stock-no-s2617-3699673/

Then lease it to Border Force for a modest 50% mark up,

In the meantime, set up a raffle for a quarterly one way cruise to St Helena... Runners up get dropped off at Cherbourg on the way past.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: deviator on 17 November 2020, 09:41:10
Where's Rods2 when you need a good Conspiracy theory.

Conspiracy theory you say? How about a conspiracy theory with a sprinkle of stupidity......
(https://i.imgur.com/oGvbiSL.jpg)

Yes, they are confusing G meaning gravitational force with 5G phones.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 November 2020, 10:09:45
Well Boris has put the cat among the pigeons and ruffled a few feathers when he said that devolution is a disaster!  ;D
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Nick W on 17 November 2020, 10:16:10

Conspiracy theory you say? How about a conspiracy theory with a sprinkle of stupidity......



Is there any other sort?
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Nick W on 17 November 2020, 10:17:47
Well Boris has put the cat among the pigeons and ruffled a few feathers when he said that devolution is a disaster!  ;D


He is an expert in those....
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 November 2020, 10:50:38
Well Boris has put the cat among the pigeons and ruffled a few feathers when he said that devolution is a disaster!  ;D

He will soon announce that the Pope is a Catholic and inform us that Bears shit in the woods.  :D
Devolution was designed (by Gormless Brown iirc ?) to kill off the Scotnats once and for all. It would be difficult to thinbk of a plan that went so badly wrong.  ::)
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: STEMO on 17 November 2020, 12:21:48
Where's Rods2 when you need a good Conspiracy theory.

Conspiracy theory you say? How about a conspiracy theory with a sprinkle of stupidity......
(https://i.imgur.com/oGvbiSL.jpg)

Yes, they are confusing G meaning gravitational force with 5G phones.
That is priceless.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 November 2020, 14:42:44
Not only do they walk among us, but it often seems they are running the show now.  ::)
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 November 2020, 14:55:28
If they don't yet, they soon will be  :'(
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 17 November 2020, 14:56:45
That 'article' is the modern version of the 19th century one, before it actually took place with railways, that is if a train enters a tunnel at speed, something like 25mph+ the passengers will die  of suffocation! ;D ;D ;D ;D

So stupidity is certainly not a modern invention ;)
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: deviator on 17 November 2020, 15:18:34
So stupidity is certainly not a modern invention ;)
Previously they were ignored or laughed at. Now, anyone can have a virtual internet soapbox to spout rubbish from.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 November 2020, 15:21:14
You're not wrong... :D
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: TheBoy on 17 November 2020, 18:37:16
So stupidity is certainly not a modern invention ;)
No, but not we have to not only tolerate it, but celebrate it.  Hence the Millenial Generation.
Title: Re: Our prime minister
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 November 2020, 20:59:17
Appears to have found his balls...

https://youtu.be/oR_2qKaMzOg