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Title: Business opportunity
Post by: STEMO on 26 November 2020, 18:41:25: Just been having a laugh at Sheffield Council's memo to staff with regards to the holiday season. Things like no kissing under the mistletoe and no laughing out loud at funnies on the telly (yes, really)
Then I had my brainwave........two metre long Christmas crackers. Stay safe this Christmas with my elongated bangers. Gifts inside could include a fishing rod or a curtain pole. Reckon it's too late this year but, if the vaccine fails, I'll be on it by April.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 November 2020, 19:14:16: Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Raeturbo on 26 November 2020, 19:16:00: Yes but only from two metres while wearing a mask
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: STEMO on 26 November 2020, 19:27:32: Quote from: Raeturbo on 26 November 2020, 19:16:00
Yes but only from two metres while wearing a mask
Two metres might be difficult but I can certainly dig my old gimp mask out.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Raeturbo on 26 November 2020, 22:59:54: Mm stretch it a little bit ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 November 2020, 01:38:28: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 November 2020, 19:14:16
Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

Yes but these days you have to use one of these (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONG-REACH-GRABBER-REACHER-LITTER-PICKER-HELPING-HAND-HELD-PICK-UP-TOOL-74CM/383425506883?epid=1842430796&hash=item5945f0ee43:g:BGoAAOSwm1deSpt2) for Covid security. :y
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 November 2020, 13:08:08: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 November 2020, 01:38:28
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 November 2020, 19:14:16
Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

Yes but these days you have to use one of these (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONG-REACH-GRABBER-REACHER-LITTER-PICKER-HELPING-HAND-HELD-PICK-UP-TOOL-74CM/383425506883?epid=1842430796&hash=item5945f0ee43:g:BGoAAOSwm1deSpt2) for Covid security. :y

I always found the drunken Christmas party presented an opportunity to snog the 'fat office bird' who I would steer well clear of for the other 364 days.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: ronnyd on 27 November 2020, 18:19:53: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 November 2020, 13:08:08
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 November 2020, 01:38:28
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 November 2020, 19:14:16
Are the men still allowed to grope the girls at the Christmas party?

Yes but these days you have to use one of these (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LONG-REACH-GRABBER-REACHER-LITTER-PICKER-HELPING-HAND-HELD-PICK-UP-TOOL-74CM/383425506883?epid=1842430796&hash=item5945f0ee43:g:BGoAAOSwm1deSpt2) for Covid security. :y

I always found the drunken Christmas party presented an opportunity to snog the 'fat office bird' who I would steer well clear of for the other 364 days.
You're a real smoothie ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Rangie on 27 November 2020, 18:39:58: Had some great Xmas parties when I was in the Ambulance Service & it is true about nurses, they are very dirty..😃
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 19:07:01: Quote from: Rangie on 27 November 2020, 18:39:58
Had some great Xmas parties when I was in the Ambulance Service & it is true about nurses, they are very dirty..😃
probably why Covid is so rife in hospitals
I witnessed one take a tape measure out her bag recently, measure round someone's leg, then just put in back in her bag ::)

though i suspect you weren't talking hygiene and working Covid safe :P
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Rangie on 27 November 2020, 19:09:04: Quote from: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 19:07:01
Quote from: Rangie on 27 November 2020, 18:39:58
Had some great Xmas parties when I was in the Ambulance Service & it is true about nurses, they are very dirty..😃
probably why Covid is so rife in hospitals
I witnessed one take a tape measure out her bag recently, measure round someone's leg, then just put in back in her bag ::)

though i suspect you weren't talking hygiene and working Covid safe :P
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Definitely not mate this was late seventies early eighties The Pill had been available for years !
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 19:21:47: well I was still a kid then ;D
I've played "doctors n nurses" since though :-X ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 November 2020, 19:37:04: Quote from: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 19:21:47
well I was still a kid then ;D
I've played "doctors n nurses" since though :-X ;D

I think kids still play the game of 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours'........although I think they apply it more to their new phones and Xbox. :-\
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 November 2020, 20:02:39: Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 November 2020, 19:37:04
Quote from: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 19:21:47
well I was still a kid then ;D
I've played "doctors n nurses" since though :-X ;D

I think kids still play the game of 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours'........although I think they apply it more to their new phones and Xbox. :-\

I think the kids these days are much more aware and are more likely to play games of "I'll put mine in yours.... " ::)
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 20:06:17: ;D
NOT during "lockdown" surely :-X
I've never owned an Xbox and my phone is old :'(
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 November 2020, 20:09:45: Lockdown? What's that? ???

Asking for a young friend obviously! ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 November 2020, 20:15:19: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 November 2020, 20:09:45
Lockdown? What's that? ???

Asking for a young friend obviously! ;D
Get yourself a sunflower lanyard (if you don't have one already :D) and they can be in your bubble... Or is that you might be in theirs ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: dave the builder on 27 November 2020, 20:50:54: Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 November 2020, 20:09:45
Lockdown? What's that? ???

Asking for a young friend obviously! ;D
I think it's some weird bondage S&M thing ,not really looked into it :-\
Ask Boris ,he's the expert :-X ::)
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 27 November 2020, 22:28:48: I heard Boris started crying last time someone questioned him about it.

Tiers of a clown apparently..........................I,ll get me coat. :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: dave the builder on 28 November 2020, 11:40:42: Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 27 November 2020, 22:28:48

Tiers of a clown

Very good ;D
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: ronnyd on 28 November 2020, 18:22:41: Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 27 November 2020, 20:15:19
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 November 2020, 20:09:45
Lockdown? What's that? ???

Asking for a young friend obviously! ;D
Get yourself a sunflower lanyard (if you don't have one already :D) and they can be in your bubble... Or is that you might be in theirs ;D
Only £1.74 on Amazon. ;)