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Title: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2020, 16:27:02
It might just make you ill

'Havana syndrome' likely caused by directed microwaves - US report https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55203844
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: dave the builder on 06 December 2020, 17:55:17
Probably best to just stick to healthy food like pot noodles and pork scratchings then  :P
and avoid microwave nuked biryani ready meals
though microwaves might kill the Chinese Virus on your food, who knows  :-\
and by "who" i'm not saying the World health organisation ;D
one thing is for sure, we are all going to die  ;)
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Nick W on 06 December 2020, 18:01:15
Probably best to just stick to healthy food like pot noodles and pork scratchings then  :P
and avoid microwave nuked biryani ready meals
though microwaves might kill the Chinese Virus on your food, who knows  :-\
and by "who" i'm not saying the World health organisation ;D
one thing is for sure, we are all going to die  ;)


Is it not more likely that a microwave recently imported from China will be impregnated with 'extra' virus just to be sure?


Although the recent batch of OOF designed and approved foil hats will prevent any transmission and infection of any sense
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 December 2020, 18:04:25
Is sense infectious then? Could come in handy in small doses ;D
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: dave the builder on 06 December 2020, 18:12:30
My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off  :)
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick  :-\
asking for a friend  :D
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 December 2020, 18:14:37
My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off  :)
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick  :-\
asking for a friend  :D
The genuine ones are ;)
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Nick W on 06 December 2020, 18:20:14
My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off  :)
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick  :-\
asking for a friend  :D


150mm nails.


You don't want the hat to come off.


Ever :y
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: dave the builder on 06 December 2020, 18:34:32
My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off  :)
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick  :-\
asking for a friend  :D
The genuine ones are ;)
Poor design then in my opinion  ::)
one size spring hose clamp won't fit all, leaving brain juice leaking from the ear holes of some, yet not offering any real security of the device for members with smaller proportions   :P

I will stick with my Caterpillar cap clicky (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caterpillar-Mens-Cap-Caterpillar-Workwear-W01434/264857283601?hash=item3daab96c11%3Ag%3AVE0AAOSw5xZfVgyz&LH_BIN=1) which offers full 5G protection and is fully adjustable


150mm nails.


6" nails are very old technology and they rust ,which could cause health issues down the line  ::)
surely wafer head tec screws with EPDM washers would offer a more secure fixing  and stop leakage  :)
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Nick W on 06 December 2020, 19:18:31
EPDM is well known to increase infertility(and passing on the oppswittery gene is essential), and technology is to be avoided as it is the work of satan. Big nails are also installed with the most complex only tool such people understand.
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 December 2020, 19:18:43
Brain juice?
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: dave the builder on 06 December 2020, 20:08:37
Brain juice?
the juice that comes out when you squeeze a brain  ;)
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2020, 20:10:02
Brain juice?
the juice that comes out when you squeeze a brain  ;)
That's what done it! The Cuban Brain Squeeze. It's all the rage, apparently  ;D
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Nick W on 06 December 2020, 20:11:21
Brain juice?
the juice that comes out when you squeeze a brain  ;)


Two simple words that are easier to understand than Intelligence Quotient Leakage.
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: dave the builder on 06 December 2020, 20:20:14
do they not do brain juicing down south  :-\

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/85657880.jpg)
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Nick W on 06 December 2020, 20:25:34
do they not do brain juicing down south  :-\

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/85657880.jpg)


It's restricted to Eton.
Title: Re: Careful with that microwave oven
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2020, 21:11:02
No curry jokes (https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/18/china-cooked-indian-soldiers-alive-with-secret-microwave-weapon-13614480/) please!  :-X                                                           ;D