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Title: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 11 December 2020, 20:09:05
...in the kitchen. 20 people! On zoom, of course, but to listen to the fickin noise, you'd think they were actually out there.  :(

Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: dave the builder on 11 December 2020, 21:02:51
No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though  :)
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa  :y
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 11 December 2020, 21:04:10
No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though  :)
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa  :y
Horlicks
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Nick W on 11 December 2020, 21:04:35
No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though  :)
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa  :y


While you look at some exciting car piccies.
Dacia are worth a look.....
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 11 December 2020, 21:05:46
No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though  :)
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa  :y


While you look at some exciting car piccies.
Dacia are worth a look.....
Looking at a duster as we speak.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: dave the builder on 11 December 2020, 21:11:52

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish  ;)    ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 11 December 2020, 21:14:02

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish  ;)    ;D
Apparently, it shines umpteen things clean
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: dave the builder on 11 December 2020, 21:20:10

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish  ;)    ;D
Apparently, it shines umpteen things clean
I think Mrs Builder thinks I'm Mr Sheen or some other kitchen spray
she keeps calling me an "aerosol" anyway  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 December 2020, 13:15:01

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish  ;)    ;D

If you have wood, it is good to give it a polish.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: ronnyd on 12 December 2020, 13:23:18
...in the kitchen. 20 people! On zoom, of course, but to listen to the fickin noise, you'd think they were actually out there.  :(


Had they booked you as the stripper?  ;)
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 12 December 2020, 14:37:49
...in the kitchen. 20 people! On zoom, of course, but to listen to the fickin noise, you'd think they were actually out there.  :(


Had they booked you as the stripper?  ;)
Perish the thought, poor girls  ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: TheBoy on 13 December 2020, 11:13:52
We had our team Christmas meal and piss up the other afternoon. Virtual of course.  Not sure it worked really, esp as my crappy Teams kills the laptop as soon as I allow incoming video.

However, a couple of hours in, and one of the young'uns was absolutely phished, and many home truths came out. That livened it up a bit ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 18:43:50
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 December 2020, 19:13:31
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: dave the builder on 17 December 2020, 19:16:46
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\
I'd opt for the quiet affair  :y
then hope she don't find out or it will be the riot option  ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 19:16:55
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)
I'll ask.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 December 2020, 19:21:18
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)
I'll ask.

You'll need to buy something long and hard or they'll think you are a party pooper. :)
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: TheBoy on 17 December 2020, 19:23:17
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)
I'll ask.

You'll need to buy something long and hard or they'll think you are a party pooper. :)
And then demo it.


Actually, I sudden feel a little bit sick
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 19:30:59
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)
I'll ask.

You'll need to buy something long and hard or they'll think you are a party pooper. :)
And then demo it.


Actually, I sudden feel a little bit sick
In today's world, you need to be more open minded  ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 December 2020, 19:32:20
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)

Probably more like a Tupperware party!  ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 19:36:21
It's much quieter than last time, but that could change. She's probably only halfway down her bottle yet. The CEO of the trust had his wife personally deliver bottles of posh plonk to all 14 schools to be consumed this evening. We, of course, googled said plonk and it was about £16 a pop.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 December 2020, 19:36:47
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)

Probably more like a Tupperware party!  ;D

That is hardly going to give the old boy a semi. ;)
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Rangie on 17 December 2020, 19:37:20
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)

Probably more like a Tupperware party!  ;D
.   


Do they still have them ?  Remember my mum having them when I was a kid !
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 19:39:41
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)

Probably more like a Tupperware party!  ;D

That is hardly going to give the old boy a semi. ;)
I'm watching the football on prime video. Liverpool's 90th minute winner last night gave me a semi  :)
Jaime will be watching too, as he would like to ram Jack Grealish  ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 December 2020, 20:05:47
It's much quieter than last time, but that could change. She's probably only halfway down her bottle yet. The CEO of the trust had his wife personally deliver bottles of posh plonk to all 14 schools to be consumed this evening. We, of course, googled said plonk and it was about £16 a pop.
Austerity? What austerity ;D
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: dave the builder on 17 December 2020, 20:10:13
I think a £16 bottle of plonk is cheap considering them having to put up with hundreds of brats every day  :P
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 December 2020, 20:13:08
I think a £16 bottle of plonk is cheap considering them having to put up with hundreds of brats every day  :P
It's arguably their job :-X
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Nick W on 17 December 2020, 20:13:27
It's much quieter than last time, but that could change. She's probably only halfway down her bottle yet. The CEO of the trust had his wife personally deliver bottles of posh plonk to all 14 schools to be consumed this evening. We, of course, googled said plonk and it was about £16 a pop.
Austerity? What austerity ;D


But as trusts, they're businesses. With office staff, managers, CEOs and all the support that used to be done by the education authority. So there's money to burn unless you actually want to spend it on education. Plus, as separate entities, they don't bugger up the statistics.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 December 2020, 20:18:19
She's doing it again  ::)

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot  :-\

Is it like an Ann Summers party? :)

Probably more like a Tupperware party!  ;D

That is hardly going to give the old boy a semi. ;)
I'm watching the football on prime video. Liverpool's 90th minute winner last night gave me a semi  :)
Jaime will be watching too, as he would like to ram Jack Grealish  ;D

I hear young Jack has been a naughty boy again.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: ronnyd on 17 December 2020, 21:18:34
It's much quieter than last time, but that could change. She's probably only halfway down her bottle yet. The CEO of the trust had his wife personally deliver bottles of posh plonk to all 14 schools to be consumed this evening. We, of course, googled said plonk and it was about £16 a pop.
All on the local taxpayers i hope.  ;)
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 21:19:22
It's much quieter than last time, but that could change. She's probably only halfway down her bottle yet. The CEO of the trust had his wife personally deliver bottles of posh plonk to all 14 schools to be consumed this evening. We, of course, googled said plonk and it was about £16 a pop.
Austerity? What austerity ;D


But as trusts, they're businesses. With office staff, managers, CEOs and all the support that used to be done by the education authority. So there's money to burn unless you actually want to spend it on education. Plus, as separate entities, they don't bugger up the statistics.
Another, clueless, intervention. I don't even get riled at them any more, I just pity the ignorance.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: STEMO on 17 December 2020, 21:23:03
It's much quieter than last time, but that could change. She's probably only halfway down her bottle yet. The CEO of the trust had his wife personally deliver bottles of posh plonk to all 14 schools to be consumed this evening. We, of course, googled said plonk and it was about £16 a pop.
All on the local taxpayers i hope.  ;)
No, Ron, all paid out of the millionaire CEO's pocket. The millionaire CEO who was brought up in care, then did well, very well, in the business world and decided to give something back by bringing his business knowledge to a CofE academy trust for virtually no wage.
But, hey, Nick knows more about things like this than me.
Title: Re: Mrs STEMO is having a Christmas party
Post by: ronnyd on 17 December 2020, 21:33:36
Yes Steve, education finance has changed a hell of a lot since my days at school. Left in 1959.