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Title: Dating Q
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 31 December 2020, 12:44:21
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: dave the builder on 31 December 2020, 12:54:52
if you've chatted on-line and by phone and get on well then it's a nice gesture ,so yes  ;)

if not, save your money ,it might be a very short date  :(

hope it goes well  :)
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2020, 13:01:20
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?

Difficult to buy flowers at this time so I suggest you wander past a cemetery.

I hope you have not linked up with a 'wokey' or there will be no chance of a leg over.

 
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 31 December 2020, 13:19:52
The wokists tend to announce themselves, so are pretty easy to avoid.  ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2020, 13:22:54
The wokists tend to announce themselves, so are pretty easy to avoid.  ;D

So you'll be balls deep for the new year then. ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 31 December 2020, 13:24:24
Que sera, sera ;)
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2020, 13:30:42
Que sera, sera ;)

Beware of a trans man with a nice dress and lipstick.

Therapy will be required if you don't find out until it is too late. :)
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: STEMO on 31 December 2020, 14:18:23
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 31 December 2020, 15:00:56
Que sera, sera ;)

Beware of a trans man with a nice dress and lipstick.

Therapy will be required if you don't find out until it is too late. :)
Definitely not Bob ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2020, 15:03:40
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2020, 15:21:42
Two or three dates later I discovered she had hairy nipples. Didn't see her much after this.
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: YZ250 on 31 December 2020, 16:45:28
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.

I'd have been on my moped, ....... I purchased it early, brand new to beat the restriction laws that were due to come in at the time, even though I was underage for it. Red and black FS1E_DX auto-lube. Accelerate when they weren't ready and you could have their ankles round your ear holes twice in one day.  ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: dave the builder on 31 December 2020, 17:09:52

What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

Not everyone on the OOF is old and senile with Alzheimer's Uncle Stemo  ::)
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: STEMO on 31 December 2020, 17:12:35

What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

Not everyone on the OOF is old and senile with Alzheimer's Uncle Stemo  ::)
No....but everyone must have owned an omega at some point, so not the type of person I would take advice on first dates from.  ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 December 2020, 17:22:04
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.

I'd have been on my moped, ....... I purchased it early, brand new to beat the restriction laws that were due to come in at the time, even though I was underage for it. Red and black FS1E_DX auto-lube. Accelerate when they weren't ready and you could have their ankles round your ear holes twice in one day.  ;D

I had a Garelli Rekord when 16. It was much faster than my mates on  FS1E.....AP50 and Honda SS50. It had 6.2 BHP and was  a beast. :y
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: YZ250 on 31 December 2020, 17:49:31
Seeing as how dating has been reduced to "a socially distanced stroll outside with upto one person from another household" (current Tier 4 rules :-X), I have a question for the lotharios amongst you...

Are flowers on a first date still a 'thing'?
What would anyone on here know about a first date?  ;D
They may have vague memories of.........actually.......no they won't.  ;D

I can remember. I was about 14, and we rode our bicycles into the country.

I'd have been on my moped, ....... I purchased it early, brand new to beat the restriction laws that were due to come in at the time, even though I was underage for it. Red and black FS1E_DX auto-lube. Accelerate when they weren't ready and you could have their ankles round your ear holes twice in one day.  ;D

I had a Garelli Rekord when 16. It was much faster than my mates on  FS1E.....AP50 and Honda SS50. It had 6.2 BHP and was  a beast. :y

This was true ....... until the fizzie received a transplant........ from a YB100, and a Gilera 50cc received a barrel and piston from its big brother, the 150cc.  ;)  :y  Oh those were the days, when you could swap engines and nobody even noticed.  ;D

Regarding the flowers Al, it's still a gentlemanly gesture, not that I'd know anything about that.  ;D
Title: Re: Dating Q
Post by: STEMO on 31 December 2020, 17:51:30
Why bother with flowers? Just cut to the chase, when she invites you to hers ask her if she has a dishwasher, then bring some oily car parts with you.