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Title: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: M16 on 03 September 2008, 20:07:27
A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know
that.
 
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the
sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
 
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be
reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and
you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu
want?' he says,
trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes
will impress her.
 
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try
someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?

Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 September 2008, 20:09:26
lol   :y
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 03 September 2008, 20:09:50
Truly awful ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 03 September 2008, 20:12:03
 ;D :y
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: Big_Al on 03 September 2008, 21:33:05
Crikey- that one must be older than China itself  ;D ;D

Still worth a giggle though  ;D ;D ;D

Two hats, several coats & a lot of doors come to mind ! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: jimmas on 03 September 2008, 21:58:49
Ha Ha
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: bob.dent on 03 September 2008, 22:18:31
 ;D ;D ;D

Yep it's an oldie but I'd still like to know what snow peas are! ::)
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: M16 on 03 September 2008, 22:26:26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_peas
Title: Re: Chinese wedding night :-)
Post by: bob.dent on 03 September 2008, 22:30:00
Quote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_peas

OFFS............I'll get me coat! ;D