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Title: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Terbs on 09 April 2021, 09:05:34

I have decided to reclaim my identity back to Terbs. I have had no further accidents with the freezer, so I think I served my time  :y
I expect this will be a probation period only and another cock up, and I will be gone  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Nick W on 09 April 2021, 09:17:27

If you're really going to be Terbs again, won't you have to buy at least two more Omegas?


 :)


 ;)


 :y

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Terbs on 09 April 2021, 09:39:44

I keep working on it, Nick  ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 April 2021, 09:45:34

Seems like a long sentence..... Did you get time off for good behaviour Tony?  ???  ;D

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 09 April 2021, 09:48:09

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 April 2021, 09:45:34

Seems like a long sentence..... Did you get time off for good behaviour Tony?  ???  ;D

The stench has finally subsided ;D

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Terbs on 09 April 2021, 10:15:16

Aw, Al, don't.....it took weeks and weeks for the smell to finally go. I am still paying for it here, as she bought loads of those stinky things with wax that you plug into the electric. Now the house stinks of flavours like lemon meringue pie, and all gross smells like that. Costs a fortune. :(

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: deviator on 09 April 2021, 10:27:56

Dear Mr Terbs,

To be able to complete the identity change, we need further information from yourself. Please can you provide a copy of your bank cards (front and back), driving license and passport. We will then fully process this request immediately.

Thanks,

Dr Orson Kart.

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: Terbs on 09 April 2021, 10:43:46

Quote from: deviator on 09 April 2021, 10:27:56

Dear Mr Terbs,

To be able to complete the identity change, we need further information from yourself. Please can you provide a copy of your bank cards (front and back), driving license and passport. We will then fully process this request immediately.

Thanks,

Dr Orson Kart.

Please supply an email address  :y

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: STEMO on 09 April 2021, 12:14:45

You can self identify as Terbs for as long as you like, Tony. If you feel uncomfortable in that skin, just self identify as someone else, it's all the rage.  ;D

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: ronnyd on 09 April 2021, 12:16:47

Quote from: STEMO on 09 April 2021, 12:14:45

You can self identify as Terbs for as long as you like, Tony. If you feel uncomfortable in that skin, just self identify as someone else, it's all the rage.  ;D

Tainted Tabatha?  :D

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: STEMO on 09 April 2021, 12:18:04

Quote from: ronnyd on 09 April 2021, 12:16:47

Quote from: STEMO on 09 April 2021, 12:14:45

You can self identify as Terbs for as long as you like, Tony. If you feel uncomfortable in that skin, just self identify as someone else, it's all the rage.  ;D

Tainted Tabatha?  :D

As long as they dress accordingly.  :-*

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: deviator on 09 April 2021, 12:18:49

I've been self identifying as a millionaire playboy for the last 2 decades. Yet I'm still poor, still at work and far from being a playboy.

I think it's all a bit overrated.

Title: Re: Reclaiming my identity
Post by: TheBoy on 09 April 2021, 18:34:33

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 09 April 2021, 09:48:09

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 April 2021, 09:45:34

Seems like a long sentence..... Did you get time off for good behaviour Tony?  ???  ;D

The stench has finally subsided ;D

I reckon I could smell it from here ;D


I bumped in to Mrs Terbs the other day, outside the chip shop, and I got the impression that Terbert isn't fully forgiven yet ;D