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Title: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 26 December 2021, 18:22:01
Make your way into Her Majesty's grounds uninvited on Christmas Day & by Boxing Day your sectioned under the mental health act ,simple serves the silly bugger right.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 26 December 2021, 23:13:03
And with a crossbow to boot :o
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 27 December 2021, 10:14:40
And with a crossbow to boot :o



Needs locking away for a very long time or better still get rid of the piece of shit.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: amba on 27 December 2021, 11:11:35
We will end up footing his lodgings and expenses for a long while now 
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 27 December 2021, 12:39:43
Her Maj could just say "off with his head"
set an example  :)
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 December 2021, 13:00:57
If Only.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 December 2021, 13:02:36
Her Maj could just say "off with his head"
set an example  :)

More likely to say 'Orrfff with his head' ;D
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 December 2021, 13:03:38
Stihl 👍
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 27 December 2021, 13:20:22
Stihl 👍
But which one ?
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/y8dlUaqSYrKlTNJ2aFButXtHnsRi5uUcGUv35ama5ZioDoSoau3RqCSh-u89d2OoP2av1ae5_txzuEXd0Dvb7cVwKU3AJPanhM5i0njdlds6tcQS9II8BHChxXpo84pR4Q)
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 December 2021, 13:35:34
C mon Dai it’s a chainsaw job and you know it :y but more messy than the old axe and less labour intensive  ;D
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: ronnyd on 27 December 2021, 16:05:50
The concrete saw looks an interesting option. See that the tabloids describing it as"The Queens crossbow horror".  ::)
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 27 December 2021, 16:16:02
Both too quick
I say the grass trimmer  :P
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 December 2021, 19:40:04
A mix would be nice chop him all up
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Keith ABS on 28 December 2021, 09:06:37
 Industrial tree chipper, that will do the job well
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 09:09:49
Has it been said what religion he is yet ?
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 28 December 2021, 10:16:38
Has it been said what religion he is yet ?
I doubt he was there to read the bible / Quran (other works of fiction available)  ;D
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 28 December 2021, 11:28:11
https://www.geo.tv/assets/uploads/updates/2021-12-28/390210_9290184_updates.jpg
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 28 December 2021, 11:29:37
I know which one I’d rather face and it ain’t her😂
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 11:37:30
Well well why am I not surprised, my instincts are still working well.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 28 December 2021, 11:44:10
Who gives a shit ???
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: STEMO on 28 December 2021, 11:44:32
Who gives a shit ???
His mother  ;D
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 28 December 2021, 11:45:49
Who gives a shit ???
His mother  ;D
Presumably she already knows ;D
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 29 December 2021, 10:55:05
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 29 December 2021, 13:57:33
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 29 December 2021, 14:03:26
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(



What they need to do is authorise a shoot to kill order if you are found in the grounds of a Royal residence , bump off a couple & I'm sure their " mental health issues" would suddenly be cured.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 29 December 2021, 14:05:40

What they need to do is authorise a shoot to kill order if you are found in the grounds of a Royal residence , bump off a couple & I'm sure their " mental health issues" would suddenly be cured.

Fixed that for you Mick!  :)
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Rangie on 29 December 2021, 14:33:25

What they need to do is authorise a shoot to kill order if you are found in the grounds of a Royal residence , bump off a couple & I'm sure their " mental health issues" would suddenly be cured.

Fixed that for you Mick!  :)


Wouldn't that be great, I guarantee I would not require counseling afterwards too many scumbags around now, know they can get away with anything.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Raeturbo on 29 December 2021, 19:46:17
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(

          Well actually a youngster of any age could just simply pick up some knives or any other tasty weapon from any shop and use them right there too of course😬
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 29 December 2021, 20:08:49
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(

          Well actually a youngster of any age could just simply pick up some knives or any other tasty weapon from any shop and use them right there too of course😬

Not in Argos they can't ....
until they've paid and waited at collection point B for 10 minutes  :D ;D
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: STEMO on 29 December 2021, 20:14:09
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(

          Well actually a youngster of any age could just simply pick up some knives or any other tasty weapon from any shop and use them right there too of course😬

Not in Argos they can't ....
until they've paid and waited at collection point B for 10 minutes  :D ;D
I get my murder weapons delivered straight to my door from Argos.
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: dave the builder on 29 December 2021, 20:21:54
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(

          Well actually a youngster of any age could just simply pick up some knives or any other tasty weapon from any shop and use them right there too of course😬

Not in Argos they can't ....
until they've paid and waited at collection point B for 10 minutes  :D ;D
I get my murder weapons delivered straight to my door from Argos.
I don't ,I can't hear the doorbell through the lead shielding  :P
Title: Re: How to get free accommodation for a few weeks or maybe longer..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 29 December 2021, 23:35:45
A review on crossbow ownership to be conducted, at the moment available to anyone as long as over 18 years of age only problem is just as many lunatics over 18 years of age.
you can nip into Argos and get a set of 6 steak knives if you're over 18 too .
not everyone goes on a killing spree
It's just a few unhinged nutjobs who do
ban steak knives and they will find another weapon  :(

          Well actually a youngster of any age could just simply pick up some knives or any other tasty weapon from any shop and use them right there too of course😬

Not in Argos they can't ....
until they've paid and waited at collection point B for 10 minutes  :D ;D
I get my murder weapons delivered straight to my door from Argos.
I don't ,I can't hear the doorbell from under the mattress :P