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Title: Return to work !
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 09:22:39
Just been checking my emails, neglected for a while earlier this month an offer as an assessor for new entrants to HMPS based in London ( accommodation provided)  never applied for anything a couple of days a week , might seriously think this over never been " headhunted" before..😂😂😂
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: dave the builder on 28 December 2021, 10:20:59
Who will mow the lawn and keep the cars spotless if you're in LUNDUN assessing "wrong uns"  ;D
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Raeturbo on 28 December 2021, 10:39:46
Do it please, from what I’ve seen on here you’re not a soft touch, woke, sympathiser, etc.👍
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 11:05:21
Do it please, from what I’ve seen on here you’re not a soft touch, woke, sympathiser, etc.👍



I'd probably be deemed inappropriate in the first week.
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 11:15:03
Who will mow the lawn and keep the cars spotless if you're in LUNDUN assessing "wrong uns"  ;D


The beauty is I'd still get time to do it all only need me for 16 hours a week on a casual basis all expenses paid + meals etc.
Only required when a recruitment drive is in progress so at a guess 3 times a year for a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 28 December 2021, 12:02:58
Who will mow the lawn and keep the cars spotless if you're in LUNDUN assessing "wrong uns"  ;D


The beauty is I'd still get time to do it all only need me for 16 hours a week on a casual basis all expenses paid + meals etc.
Only required when a recruitment drive is in progress so at a guess 3 times a year for a couple of weeks.

Great! So you can still claim Universal Credit then!  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 12:38:08
Who will mow the lawn and keep the cars spotless if you're in LUNDUN assessing "wrong uns"  ;D


The beauty is I'd still get time to do it all only need me for 16 hours a week on a casual basis all expenses paid + meals etc.
Only required when a recruitment drive is in progress so at a guess 3 times a year for a couple of weeks.

Great! So you can still claim Universal Credit then!  :P  ;D


Hadn't crossed my mind another possibility 😂. On a serious note I would imagine anyone who has retired in the last couple of years would have received the same email, they've lost shedloads of experienced staff , and my experience of new entrants is abysmal , personally I wouldn't go back to London for a £100,000 per annum.
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 December 2021, 13:06:18
Do it please, from what I’ve seen on here you’re not a soft touch, woke, sympathiser, etc.👍

Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: dave the builder on 28 December 2021, 13:16:36


Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D
Ebay ban the sale of inhumane torture equipment

yet allow sales of strictly come dancing, Elton John DVDs etc    :o
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Raeturbo on 28 December 2021, 17:34:53
Yes and that’s far far worse 😢
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 28 December 2021, 18:13:19
Do it please, from what I’ve seen on here you’re not a soft touch, woke, sympathiser, etc.👍

Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D

On a farm not far from you... (https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/farmer-defends-sale-of-gallows-7470206)
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Rangie on 28 December 2021, 18:22:29
Do it please, from what I’ve seen on here you’re not a soft touch, woke, sympathiser, etc.👍

Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D

On a farm not far from you... (https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/farmer-defends-sale-of-gallows-7470206)
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Just shows what I've always said anything is available if you know where to go.
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: Shackeng on 29 December 2021, 07:32:18


Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D
Ebay ban the sale of inhumane torture equipment

yet allow sales of strictly come dancing, Elton John DVDs etc    :o
As long as humane torture equipment is still OK….
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: dave the builder on 29 December 2021, 13:22:05


Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D
Ebay ban the sale of inhumane torture equipment

yet allow sales of strictly come dancing, Elton John DVDs etc    :o
As long as humane torture equipment is still OK….
;D
The S & M wierdos still need toys  ;)
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: STEMO on 29 December 2021, 13:27:16


Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D
Ebay ban the sale of inhumane torture equipment

yet allow sales of strictly come dancing, Elton John DVDs etc    :o
As long as humane torture equipment is still OK….
;D
The S & M wierdos still need toys  ;)
Oi, you. Just because you're boring  :P
Title: Re: Return to work !
Post by: dave the builder on 29 December 2021, 14:14:25


Are there any gallows for sale on Ebay. ;D
Ebay ban the sale of inhumane torture equipment

yet allow sales of strictly come dancing, Elton John DVDs etc    :o
As long as humane torture equipment is still OK….
;D
The S & M wierdos still need toys  ;)
Oi, you. Just because you're boring  :P

 ;D

I can get enough pain out of life without actively seeking it  :P