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Title: Monkey pox
Post by: STEMO on 18 May 2022, 20:13:29
The next big thing?

Monkeypox: Two more people infected to take total to nine in UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61501679
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 May 2022, 20:17:41
HARD LOCKDOWN NOW!!                                                :D
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: STEMO on 18 May 2022, 20:33:20
Keep an eye out for folk stealing bananas in Tesco and climbing up a lamppost to eat them.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 May 2022, 21:02:10
HARD LOCKDOWN NOW!!                                                :D
SSSHHHH.....Dave may see this. :)
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: dave the builder on 18 May 2022, 21:19:58
HARD LOCKDOWN NOW!!                                                :D
SSSHHHH.....Dave may see this. :)
::)
I'm not gay and don't f**k monkeys ,so i'm not worried  :D
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 May 2022, 22:55:29
I wonder how they will define a Monkey Pox death?  ???  :-\

Anyone who has died within 28 days of eating a banana?  ::)  >:D
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 May 2022, 23:17:30
Given the origins, and the fact that most of the cases are in Kent, would it be so much of a leap to conclude that this is isolated to the boat people coming from French France?

Anchor a Barge or three in between the shipping lanes and use it as a quarantine and processing centre. Three months living in a container mid channel might help deter some, and it would mitigate the import of such diseases...
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: TheBoy on 19 May 2022, 14:49:51
Anchor a Barge or three in between the shipping lanes and use it as a quarantine and processing centre. Three months living in a container mid channel might help deter some, and it would mitigate the import of such diseases...
Nobody comes from abroad.  Farage and Boris said that would be a thing of the past, and they would never tell porkies like £350m a week to the NHS, or having a ready made deal ;D
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Rangie on 19 May 2022, 15:29:25
Remember about 1980/1 when I was in the Ambulance Service we got an admission to the Hospital for tropical diseases in London & we were told it was monkey pox & we had to wear white disposable suits, one old hand on the station had a medical dictionary & tried looking it up with zero results the patient was absolutely covered with boils looked dreadful. Needless to say we both showered back on station & the vehicle was " bombed out".
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2022, 16:23:51
Uh oh........ ;D
Monkeypox cases investigated in Europe, US and Canada https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61506562
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: TheBoy on 20 May 2022, 11:32:08
Now is this always been an occurance outside of Africa, but at such low levels nobody noticed, and given the media are bored with Ukraine, Chinky Sniffle and partying, picked on this as something to cream their jeans over?
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 May 2022, 12:58:00
Now is this always been an occurance outside of Africa, but at such low levels nobody noticed, and given the media are bored with Ukraine, Chinky Sniffle and partying, picked on this as something to cream their jeans over?
Nine people in a population of 68 million, isn't worth a wipe of a snotty tissue.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 20 May 2022, 13:09:43
Another 11 this morning.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: STEMO on 20 May 2022, 13:55:59
Now is this always been an occurance outside of Africa, but at such low levels nobody noticed, and given the media are bored with Ukraine, Chinky Sniffle and partying, picked on this as something to cream their jeans over?
Nine people in a population of 68 million, isn't worth a wipe of a snotty tissue.
I think you've said something like this in the past, just before flights were cancelled to countries with covid. Substitute monkey pox for covid and you can start posting your American videos soon  ;D
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 May 2022, 14:06:04
If that happens, I will assist in the cleansing.

Sippy Cup is going to be annihilated in the mid terms as it is.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 May 2022, 14:07:56
Another 11 this morning.
Hardly newsworthy.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 May 2022, 14:10:03
And also a likely consequence of banging West African hookers on holibobs, in which case I have even less sympathy.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: STEMO on 20 May 2022, 14:32:33
And also a likely consequence of banging West African hookers on holibobs, in which case I have even less sympathy.
Read the news, it may help you to look less......erm.....uninformed when you post. The majority of cases are in gay and bisexual men.
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 May 2022, 15:07:19
You presume said hookers are, in fact female :D
Title: Re: Monkey pox
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 May 2022, 15:50:09
You presume said hookers are, in fact female :D
That's to say, from what I've seen, you should really go the full Mick Dundee  ;D