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Title: Bottled sweat
Post by: Varche on 16 June 2022, 16:32:27

Stephs packed lunch today had some female internet influencer who sells stuff to her fans.

Bottled farts at up to 500 dollars was very popular. The process was to douse a petal and then insert  into phial for posting out. Despite it being incredibly popular she had to stop as her diet was causing that much gas that she thought she was going to have a heart attack ( fart attack maybe).

So she is now selling her fans breast sweat. She has to sit out in the sun . ….well you can imagine the harvesting and packaging process.

Ever think you spent a life in the wrong job! It is amazing the perversions that are out there.

Anyone got anything similar?

Title: Re: Bottled sweat
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 16 June 2022, 16:34:48

Quote from: Varche on 16 June 2022, 16:32:27

Stephs packed lunch today had some female internet influencer who sells stuff to her fans.

Bottled farts at up to 500 dollars was very popular. The process was to douse a petal and then insert  into phial for posting out. Despite it being incredibly popular she had to stop as her diet was causing that much gas that she thought she was going to have a heart attack ( fart attack maybe).

So she is now selling her fans breast sweat. She has to sit out in the sun . ….well you can imagine the harvesting and packaging process.

Ever think you spent a life in the wrong job! It is amazing the perversions that are out there.

Anyone got anything similar that they are willing to share on the Interwebs?

Fixed.

Although the question might well be asked, at what point does curiosity become a perversion...

Title: Re: Bottled sweat
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 June 2022, 18:06:33

I believe Uncle STEMO makes a good living on OnlyFans selling his skid marked Y fronts to kinky old ladies?  ;D

Title: Re: Bottled sweat
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 June 2022, 18:32:43

Quote from: Varche on 16 June 2022, 16:32:27

Stephs packed lunch today had some female internet influencer who sells stuff to her fans.

Bottled farts at up to 500 dollars was very popular. The process was to douse a petal and then insert  into phial for posting out. Despite it being incredibly popular she had to stop as her diet was causing that much gas that she thought she was going to have a heart attack ( fart attack maybe).

So she is now selling her fans breast sweat. She has to sit out in the sun . ….well you can imagine the harvesting and packaging process.

Ever think you spent a life in the wrong job! It is amazing the perversions that are out there.

Anyone got anything similar?

At times she runs out and resorts to sweat from her dog's ball bag. The customers are none the wiser. :)

Title: Re: Bottled sweat
Post by: STEMO on 16 June 2022, 18:35:50

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 16 June 2022, 18:06:33

I believe Uncle STEMO makes a good living on OnlyFans selling his skid marked Y fronts to kinky old ladies?  ;D

Skid marks?  More like Mars bars  ;D

Title: Re: Bottled sweat
Post by: Carfix on 17 June 2022, 11:04:10

I thought it was an April fool joke at first.

I could not believe that some people could pay good money for such rubbish and showing this when many people are struggling with everyday bills was in poor taste.

Title: Re: Bottled sweat
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 June 2022, 11:42:09

Quote from: Carfix on 17 June 2022, 11:04:10

I thought it was an April fool joke at first.

I could not believe that some people could pay good money for such rubbish and showing this when many people are struggling with everyday bills was in poor taste.

Inflation is the least of the things wrong with this picture...