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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 27 June 2022, 11:40:25

Title: Sense of Humour
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 27 June 2022, 11:40:25

Was just being nosey on the net and looking at railway sleeper prices.  Maybe for some raised border in the garden.

Came across a company in Nottingham, Few choices of wooden products inc barrels etc.

Various prices for different wood types, new/used, package size etc.  So looked up delivery costs .

One of thier shipping offers

Can you deliver to OUTER SPACE?

DELIVERIES TO OUTER SPACE
* All responsibilty for arranging intergalactic haulage, ordering & filling cargo spacecraft, and international space federation permits etc.. lies with the customer. Destination site to offload.
* Deliveries to our own solar system can often be arranged with the European Space Agency
* Deliveries to the rest of the universe will normally be shipped with the International Space Federation.
* We can arrange delivery of sleepers to most launch pad sites. Alternatively customers can arrange collection from our headquarters in the UK. Your order will be loaded by forklift.
* We do not load / stuff cargo spacecraft (with the exception of our Houston branch).

Title: Re: Sense of Humour
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 June 2022, 19:04:20

Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 27 June 2022, 11:40:25

Was just being nosey on the net and looking at railway sleeper prices.  Maybe for some raised border in the garden.

Came across a company in Nottingham, Few choices of wooden products inc barrels etc.

Various prices for different wood types, new/used, package size etc.  So looked up delivery costs .

One of thier shipping offers

Can you deliver to OUTER SPACE?

DELIVERIES TO OUTER SPACE
* All responsibilty for arranging intergalactic haulage, ordering & filling cargo spacecraft, and international space federation permits etc.. lies with the customer. Destination site to offload.
* Deliveries to our own solar system can often be arranged with the European Space Agency
* Deliveries to the rest of the universe will normally be shipped with the International Space Federation.
* We can arrange delivery of sleepers to most launch pad sites. Alternatively customers can arrange collection from our headquarters in the UK. Your order will be loaded by forklift.
* We do not load / stuff cargo spacecraft (with the exception of our Houston branch).

Is this possible after BREXIT?  :-\                                                                                                    ;D

Title: Re: Sense of Humour
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 June 2022, 23:25:41

Was it before?

Title: Re: Sense of Humour
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 June 2022, 23:58:04

Everything was possible before BREXIT and now it's not!   :(

Apparently!  ;D

Title: Re: Sense of Humour
Post by: Raeturbo on 28 June 2022, 01:54:57

We were right to come away from that shower of shit👍👍👍