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Title: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 16 July 2022, 14:55:05
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/naughty-ex-vicar-fined-carrying-122342893.html

Words fail me.  ;D :o :D
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: henryd on 16 July 2022, 15:28:19
suck it up buttercup..................oh hang on :-X
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: STEMO on 16 July 2022, 18:07:06
I'll bet poor Henry went cross eyed. Imagine getting that stuffed up your nose  :(
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: ronnyd on 16 July 2022, 18:10:30
Didn't realise you could get done for buggering a Henry.  :o
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 July 2022, 18:47:39
STMO thinks the vicar took Henry up the nose, and Ronny thinks the vicar took Henry up the arse.

Which is it? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Raeturbo on 16 July 2022, 18:54:34
Ahh that story sucks..
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: TheBoy on 17 July 2022, 10:55:37
Shit, that was just up the road from me, and I'd not heard of that.  I thought Middleton Cheney was strictly No Sex Please, We're British
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: ronnyd on 17 July 2022, 13:10:29
Do they sell inflatable Henrys?  :D
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Nick W on 17 July 2022, 13:19:43
Quote from: ronnyd on 17 July 2022, 13:10:29
Do they sell inflatable Henrys?  :D


They sell Henriettas, would that count?
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 July 2022, 13:23:10
These people who put their knob in a hoover......have they never heard of women. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 July 2022, 13:45:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D

Once youve had a Sebo you wont touch a Henry with a barge pole. The suction is amazing.  ;D
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: STEMO on 17 July 2022, 14:48:44
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 July 2022, 13:45:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D

Once youve had a Sebo you wont touch a Henry with a barge pole. The suction is amazing.  ;D
Those Sebos are dangerous, sucked my mates plums right through his japs eye  ;D
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: ronnyd on 17 July 2022, 16:25:28
Quote from: STEMO on 17 July 2022, 14:48:44
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 July 2022, 13:45:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D

Once youve had a Sebo you wont touch a Henry with a barge pole. The suction is amazing.  ;D
Those Sebos are dangerous, sucked my mates plums right through his japs eye  ;D
What you get up to while your long suffering wife is at work is entirely up to you. ;D
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 July 2022, 17:04:08
Bare-breasted woman who pleasured herself outside Waitrose had lube and sex toys in bag ::)




https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/bare-breasted-woman-who-pleasured-27531276?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=star_main&fbclid=IwAR20l_gLedoI_MIPDOt6eDn6PWv0uZ4hXJn4vp2QhfErgwl9_eUorfivQNk
Title: Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 July 2022, 17:12:47
Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 20 July 2022, 17:04:08
Bare-breasted woman who pleasured herself outside Waitrose had lube and sex toys in bag ::)




https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/bare-breasted-woman-who-pleasured-27531276?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=star_main&fbclid=IwAR20l_gLedoI_MIPDOt6eDn6PWv0uZ4hXJn4vp2QhfErgwl9_eUorfivQNk


Do you know this lady, Skruntie?.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)