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Title: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2022, 16:59:10
Just filled up.

£156.9 for proper fuel.

£187.9 for the sooty fuel.

That's 31p for each litre. :o :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 15 October 2022, 18:37:31
Almost as cheap to drive the Boxster to work as the clit - if it ever goes again.  ;D
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: johnnydog on 15 October 2022, 18:44:25
I remember (back in t'day) in 1974, that I used to fill up my Mini on payday and I had a good amount of change out of a fiver. And that was putting 3 star in - although when I was a bit skint towards the end of the month, I resorted to putting 2 star in.....
My mate whose Dad had a Triumph 2.5PI company car ran it on 5 star - 100 octane. Even a full tank of that good stuff would have only been in the region of £10.....
The good old days.......still cheaper than the equivalent cost at todays prices.
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2022, 20:08:16
Almost as cheap to drive the Boxster to work as the clit - if it ever goes again.  ;D

Certainly more fun. :)

Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Varche on 15 October 2022, 20:26:47
Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 October 2022, 20:57:50
Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads

Yes when Sleepy Joe took over nearly two years ago America was self sufficient in oil and gas.

Not long ago he had to go to Riyadh to smooze the Saudis to pump more oil..... That went well!  ;D
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 October 2022, 23:32:47
Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads
There was an impressive traffic jam on a road at the outskirts of Malaga at 6.30 on Friday morning, easily a kilometer long leading up to a roundabout...

Also no shortage of traffic between the airport and city centre at 4pm on both Thursday and Friday  :-X

No shortage of people out on either evening too... The only interesting thing was the preference for cash everywhere except in the supermarkets and hotel.
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Raeturbo on 16 October 2022, 11:15:10
About time Biden had his last sleep…. He’s done, stick a fork in his arse and turn him over….
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 October 2022, 12:55:44
About time Biden had his last sleep…. He’s done, stick a fork in his arse and turn him over….

He may be back for four more years if still alive in 2024.

Can you imagine him in 2028. 8)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Raeturbo on 16 October 2022, 13:58:26
Stop it please 🤮
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: olm on 21 October 2022, 02:23:56
Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads

Give thanks to our European leaders and their magnificent "sanctions"
I see that you are from Spain, me too and close to your area. The price of diesel is insane, luckily mine is v6 glp and at Repsol it stays at 0.70, I hope it lasts!
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 October 2022, 16:36:11
Given that the current penchant for diesel bashing shows no sign of relenting, I am seriously considering a switch back to petrol... My man maths suggests that a nice petrol V8 could be run for less than a diesel V6... Currently 25ppl difference without even trying.  :-\
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 October 2022, 17:45:58
Given that the current penchant for diesel bashing shows no sign of relenting, I am seriously considering a switch back to petrol... My man maths suggests that a nice petrol V8 could be run for less than a diesel V6... Currently 25ppl difference without even trying.  :-\

Good man.

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Nick W on 21 October 2022, 18:11:05
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 October 2022, 13:03:53
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego. >:D

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid. :y

I'll be past caring. :)


Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 October 2022, 22:06:59
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego. >:D

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid. :y

I'll be past caring. :)
Just have her prop you up in the loft...
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 October 2022, 22:23:11
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego. >:D

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid. :y

I'll be past caring. :)

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud.  :)

One false move!  :o  >:D
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: BazaJT on 25 October 2022, 20:54:37
£166.9p for E10 and £179.9p for diesel round here today.
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 October 2022, 12:50:36
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego. >:D

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid. :y

I'll be past caring. :)

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud.  :)

One false move
!  :o  >:D

There is something of the bunny boiler about her...... ::)

She would fit well into a 'Killer women' documentary on Channel 5. :)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 October 2022, 18:51:39
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego. >:D

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid. :y

I'll be past caring. :)

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud.  :)

One false move
!  :o  >:D

There is something of the bunny boiler about her...... ::)

She would fit well into a 'Killer women' documentary on Channel 5. :)

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man!  :y

Watch your back though.  :-\

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops!  ;D
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Nick W on 26 October 2022, 19:28:52

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man!  :y

Watch your back though.  :-\

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops!  ;D


Might?




Ring ring:


What service please?


Ambulance. It's my husband, he dropped his laptop at the top of the stairs, slipped on it and went down them headfirst


Sometime later the coroner rules it as accidental death, and:


So Mrs Opti, how would you like the funeral to go?


Oh just stuff the old git in a cardboard box and slip it into the crematorium at the cheapest time. I'll be in the Caribbean celebrating grieving.
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 October 2022, 10:13:56
A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man!  :)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 October 2022, 12:54:58
I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol. :y


One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you :)

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego. >:D

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid. :y

I'll be past caring. :)

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud.  :)

One false move
!  :o  >:D

There is something of the bunny boiler about her...... ::)

She would fit well into a 'Killer women' documentary on Channel 5. :)

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man!  :y

Watch your back though.  :-\

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops!  ;D

She is.....but I always make sure her hands are tied rather than mine.  :)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 October 2022, 12:57:34
A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man!  :)

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly. ::)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 October 2022, 13:04:19

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man!  :y

Watch your back though.  :-\

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops!  ;D


Might?




Ring ring:


What service please?


Ambulance. It's my husband, he dropped his laptop at the top of the stairs, slipped on it and went down them headfirst


Sometime later the coroner rules it as accidental death, and:


So Mrs Opti, how would you like the funeral to go?


Oh just stuff the old git in a cardboard box and slip it into the crematorium at the cheapest time. I'll be in the Caribbean celebrating grieving.

Sounds spot on. ::)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 October 2022, 13:54:04
A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man!  :)

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly. ::)

How do you know this?  ???
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 October 2022, 14:53:53
A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man!  :)

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly. ::)

How do you know this?  ???


The question you should be asking is how do you know they are warm to the touch? ::)

As for the 'firm bit'.......when a woman likes going  braless it is easy to tell.

I presume you have women in Darzett. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: The gap is getting bigger.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 October 2022, 16:19:57
A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man!  :)

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly. ::)

How do you know this?  ???


The question you should be asking is how do you know they are warm to the touch? ::)

As for the 'firm bit'.......when a woman likes going  braless it is easy to tell.

I presume you have women in Darzett. ::) ::) ;)

I assumed that she was alive and kicking when you copped a feel!  :D